The lazy man marries the widow joke .

Mondo History Updated on 2024-01-19

In a small village, there was a well-known lazy man named Li Xian. He was thirty-five years old and still single.

The old people in the village are talking about such a lazy man, which girl is willing to marry him?

Li Xian was not in a hurry, he always smiled and said: "I, with a good life, will definitely be able to marry a good wife in the future." ”

On this day, Mrs. Zhang from the village suddenly came to Li Xian's house and said with a smile: "Li Xian, how about I introduce you to a marriage?"”

Li Xian's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "Really?"Who is the woman?”

Mrs. Zhang pretended to be mysterious and said, "Well, this is kept secret for the time being." All you need to know is that the woman is a beautiful young widow with a good fortune and an obedient son. After marriage, you can live a happy life with a shirt to stretch out your hands and a meal to open your mouth. ”

When Li Xian heard this, he was so happy that he immediately agreed to the marriage.

The next day, Li Xian wore brand-new clothes, rode a high-headed horse, and went to the woman's house to greet his relatives. The woman's house is lit up and looks very lively.

Li Xian saw his future wife in front of the church, and sure enough, as Mrs. Zhang said, she was beautiful and moving. After the two got married, Li Xian lived the lazy life he dreamed of.

But the good times didn't last long, and Li Xian slowly discovered that this widow was not as good as he imagined. She has an independent personality and is not fettered, not only does she not let Li Xian stretch out her hands with clothes and open her mouth for food, but instead allows him to share housework and take care of her son.

Li Xian kept complaining, but he was helpless.

One day, Li Xian met a scholar named Wang Cong in the village. After he heard what happened to Li Xian, he proposed to help him win more freedom from his wife.

Wang Cong came to Li Xian's house and had a debate with the widow about the division of labor in the family. Quoting sentences from the book, he explained that men should be in charge of foreign affairs and women should be in charge of household chores.

After hearing this, the widow nodded and agreed to Li Xian's request. A few days later, Li Xianyi did not get his wish, because the widow put him in charge of more household chores.

Li Xian had no choice but to find Wang Cong again and complained: "Brother Wang, why doesn't what you said before work?"”

Wang Cong smiled and said, "Li Xian, I think you misunderstood. As I said earlier, men are in charge of foreign affairs and women are in charge of household chores. But you're too lazy to even do housework, how can you satisfy your wife?”

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