The Rich Man joke .

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-01-30

There is a rich man named Zhao Gui, who has a lot of money, but he is lustful and greedy. He always tried to possess other people's wives, which caused a lot of resentment.

On this day, Zhao Gui fell in love with the wife of his neighbor Wang Dahu.

Wang Dahu's wife, Li, is beautiful and virtuous, and she knows Zhao Gui's personality well, and she has the idea of teaching him a lesson. She found Zhao Gui and said to him: "Zhao Gongzi, my father-in-law is busy with business, and he is often not at home, there is a jar of wine in my house tonight, if you want to come and taste it, you can come and knock on the door, I will wait for you." ”

When Zhao Gui heard this, his heart was full of joy and he couldn't wait to agree.

When night fell, Zhao Gui put on his night clothes and quietly came to the door of Wang Dahu's house. He knocked on the door, only to hear Lee's voice coming from inside: "Who?".Zhao Gui deliberately lowered his voice and replied, "It's me, Zhao Gui." ”

Li opened the door to let Zhao Gui in, and let Zhao Gui sit in a dark corner.

Li Shi took out a wine glass, poured it full of wine, and handed it to Zhao Gui.

Zhao Gui happily took the wine glass, and just took a sip, when he suddenly felt that his feet slipped and he fell to the ground. It turned out that Li put *** Zhao Gui in the wine glass and was unconscious after drinking.

Li took the opportunity to take off Zhao Gui's shoes, took out a wooden stick, and said with a smile: "Zhao Gongzi, you usually oppress the people, and today I will teach you a good lesson." She said that she beat Zhao Gui's ass with a wooden stick.

Zhao Gui woke up in pain and found that he was being teased by the Li family, so he had to leave in disgrace. When I got home, I endured the pain and didn't dare to speak out. He thought: "This Li family dares to tease me like this, this revenge is not a gentleman." ”

A few days later, Zhao Gui learned that Wang Dahu was going to go on a long trip, and he was secretly happy in his heart. He took the opportunity to find the Li family and said hypocritically: "Mrs. Li, it was me who was wrong that day, and I shouldn't have thought anything wrong about you." In order to apologize to you, I have specially prepared a generous gift for you to accept. ”

Seeing Zhao Gui's sincerity, Li accepted the gift.

Zhao Gui took the opportunity to say again: "Mrs. Li, in order to show my sincerity, I have also prepared a table of banquets, please be sure to appreciate it." ”

Li thought to himself: "This Zhao Gui, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd?"So I went to the banquet to see what Zhao Gui wanted to do.

That night, the Li family came to Zhao Gui's house. Zhao Gui politely invited her to the table, and ordered someone to serve delicious wine and food.

Seeing that Zhao Gui was so enthusiastic, Li put his mind at ease and began to enjoy the food.

After three rounds of drinking, Li was a little drunk.

Zhao Gui suddenly stood up at this time and said to the Li family: "Mrs. Li, in fact, I have always liked you, and I invited you here today to propose to you." As long as you promise to marry me, I guarantee that you will enjoy endless glory and wealth. ”

When Li Shi heard this, he was immediately furious: "Zhao Gui, you shameless person, dare to insult me like this!."I'm going to get rid of the people today!With that, she grabbed the wine jug on the table and threw it at Zhao Gui.

Zhao Gui was caught off guard and was splashed with soup chicken. Annoyed, he rushed forward to grab Lee.

Li turned around and took the opportunity to get out and ran all the way home.

Zhao Gui chased after him until he reached the door of Wang Dahu's house.

Lee ran into the house and closed the door.

Zhao Gui slammed the door angrily, but he couldn't open it.

Wang Dahu happened to come back at this time. He saw Zhao Gui spreading wild at the door of his house, so he stepped forward and asked, "Zhao Gui, what are you doing at my door?"”

When Zhao Gui saw Wang Dahu coming back, he was so frightened that his soul flew away. I had to make up a lie: "Brother Wang, I'm here to talk to you about business." Who knew that your lady suddenly ran out and poured wine on me, and called me a shameless person. I've been wronged!”

When Wang Dahu heard this, he was immediately furious. He rushed into the house and asked Li, "Why did you pour Zhao Gongzi all the wine?"And scolded him for being a shameless man?”

Li saw that Wang Dahu had misunderstood him, so he told him everything that had happened.

After hearing this, Wang Dahu suddenly realized: "It turns out that this Zhao Gui is making trouble!."I'm going to settle accounts with him!With that, he took his family to Zhao Gui's house.

Zhao Gui knew that Wang Dahu had come to the door, so he was so frightened that he hid in the cabinet.

Wang Dahu stepped forward and grabbed Zhao Gui and asked loudly: "Zhao Gui, why are you teasing my wife?"Are you guilty?”

Zhao Gui saw that the matter was revealed, so he had to kneel down and beg for mercy: "Brother Wang, I was wrong, I was a ghost for a while, please spare me this time." ”

Wang Dahu said angrily: "People like you, you will not repent if you don't teach you a lesson!"After speaking, he ordered the family to beat Zhao Gui severely.

Zhao Gui was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he couldn't move while lying on the bed. He thought to himself, "If you knew this was the case, why did you bother in the first place?"”

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