Author: Mexico
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The school bully Du Jingzhi forcibly kissed the school bully's bamboo horse, but what he didn't expect was that he bent the other party at once, making him suspect that this thing was originally bent.
Who would have thought that one day, the indispensable leader in school would be able to be cleaned up by the obedient school bully?In the early days of Weibo, Du Jingzhi just wanted to get an account to increase his popularity and make money, and accidentally became a national school grass and food blogger, too....It's embarrassing.
Netizen: Who is the boy with a nice voice?!
Du Jingzhi: The love of my life.
The campus carries the beautiful and fried hair, and the gentle school bully and the loyal dog attack double crush, the main campus, some Internet celebrities, bamboo horses, sweet pets, and the main 1v1.
Status: Completed (first Jinjiang).
Small Theatre:
Because he didn't eat meat skewers, Du Jingzhi felt that there was a matter of principle between him and the weekend. So during the weekend lecture, he repeated the question three times.
They live in a city where three small barbecues a day are happy days. In particular, the kebabs in the back street of the elementary school are a must.
Lamb skewers, generally used lamb hind leg meat, is the essence of a sheep, since he was a child, he knew that the animal, the moving parts of the meat is the best. Lamb skewers are usually marinated before grilling, with tendons in the middle, which are connected to the meat and sprinkled with chili peppers and cumin.
When the meat skewers are just baked, there is still a "sizzle" sound on the meat. There is a layer of greasy on the surface, which is the fat that has been roasted and flows out, just like a natural sauce, making the meat more tender and delicious, and it exudes an attractive aroma, which can be smelled from a long distance.
The more Du Jingzhi thought about it, the more greedy he became, the more angry he became, and the more angry he was, the more he wanted to eat.
Du Jingzhi held his chin in one hand, stared at the weekend and said: "A mouth smells of small barbecue." ”
The first time I mentioned it, I wondered for a while on the weekend, took out the chewing gum from my bag, ate it, and continued to talk about the topic.
The second time, Du Jingzhi lay on the table and said frustratedly: "I didn't eat meat skewers, and I couldn't learn Xi at all." ”
This time over the weekend, he understood Du Jingzhi's careful thoughts, pursed his lips and smiled, and raised his eyes to look at him, with some doting in his eyes. Raised his hand and rubbed his soft brown hair, and comforted: "What a big deal, Brother Compass will invite you to eat tomorrow." ”
He cheered up, nodded, followed the weekend for a while, and soon collapsed against the chair: "No, my heart is resistant, I'm afraid I won't be able to raise my motivation until tomorrow." ”
Lamb skewers, a grinding goblin.
This time, the weekend finally made a move, sighed and got up, grabbed his collar and said, "Forget the skewers today, take you to buy snacks to eat, and come back and write the papers." ”
He immediately pushed the weekend's hand away: "Don't carry it, regain mobility." ”
When I went downstairs with Du Jingzhi on the weekend, I felt that I had picked up a child who had just gotten out of school, and Du Jingzhi was also in a good mood humming a song: "How can baby be like this, I can no longer sleep in the same bed, how can I spend the night ...... lonely."”
After listening to it on the weekend, I couldn't help but ask him, "What broken song?".”
Tsk, you are willing to listen to Jolin Tsai's songs. ”
Jay Chou and Stefanie Sun can also be. ”
He shrugged his shoulders and said no more. His *** is full of songs like this, this period is the stage when Internet singers are emerging, and a few days ago, Liu Tianle also listened to a song called "Wedding Dress", which made him uncomfortable.
When he arrived at the supermarket chain downstairs, after entering, Du Jingzhi began to struggle again.
Every drink has its own soul.
Compared with Pepsi, he prefers Coca-Cola, and the taste has a sense of heaviness, like a mudslide, swooping down from a high place, impacting every senses in the body. When you drink Coke, it's as if this liquid is bombarding and attacking the body, and it's magnificent, as if you have unloaded all your burdens and vented your mouth with recklessness.
Take a breath and feel refreshed.
Apple-flavored eye-catching and orange-flavored Fanta have their own merits, as if one is a beautiful and aggressive Diao Chan, and the other is Daji with charming magic.
Standing beside him on the weekend, I watched it a little helplessly for a long time, took a bottle of Coca-Cola, and then said to him: "This bottle is mine, you choose one for yourself." ”
Between apples and oranges, a silent war unfolded.
This battle without gunpowder smoke finally ended after he reached out to the apple-flavored eye-catching.
It was as if it had not all begun, and it ended silently.
He likes to eat cucumber-flavored potato chips, which is something that he will definitely choose every time he goes to the supermarket, and he is considered the darling of his harem beauties.
After that, there is a problem in choosing, salty and sweet need to be reasonably arranged, and then dried fruits and preserved fruits need to be selected to match the appropriate flavors.
Just when he was struggling, Weekend came over with a basket, put all the snacks he had been watching for a long time into the basket, and then asked, "Is there anything else you want to eat?"”
I have always known that Du Jingzhi has this problem, which is the difficulty of choosing.
Du Jingzhi has had little pocket money since he was a child, which makes him have to use his limited pocket money to choose the taste he wants to eat the most, otherwise he will eat what he doesn't want to eat very much, and he still wants to eat the one he wants to eat the most.
The cause of the difficulty in choosing is poverty.
This kind of big money on the weekend is very different from him, that is, he buys everything he wants to eat, and eats them one by one when he goes back.
Back then, when Du Jingzhi was not as high as the cashier counter in the supermarket, he stared at the lollipops on the table, and couldn't choose which flavor to buy for a long time.
On the weekend, I was a little taller than him, bought one of each flavor of lollipop and gave it to him. At that time, the weekend was like a hero, making him secretly decide that he would never hate this "other people's child" again in the future.
Now, with him on the weekend, it is a vigorous and resolute style, directly tell Du Jingzhi, what he wants to eat, ask Du Jingzhi if he wants to eat, if he doesn't want to eat, just change the same, most of them are from the usual groping, Du Jingzhi likes to eat the same one, there will always be Du Jingzhi wants to eat today.
It's like, on the weekend, I already knew that he likes to drink Coca-Cola the most, likes Cola-flavored lollipops, likes cucumber-flavored potato chips, as well as cold skin, barbecue, steak, hot pot, and there must be fish tofu when hot pot.
On the weekend, he also knew that if he wanted to eat something and didn't get it, he would think about it for a long time after that until he did. Therefore, on the weekend, I will try my best to meet all of Du Jingzhi's requirements, so as not to let Du Jingzhi's tea not think about eating.
Before leaving, I took two ice creams from the refrigerator and went to the door to pay the bill.
Back home, Du Jingzhi finally got honest, while eating ice cream, listening to help him with Xi on the weekend, and couldn't help but pat his ass: "I think you have the potential to be a teacher." ”
Weekend smiled, but denied: "Forget it, I'm impatient with others." ”
Why do I think you're a good fit to be a kindergarten abba?”
In fact, if you can feel this way, it is also a recognition of me. "On the weekend, I grabbed a piece of potato chips and put it in my mouth, and after eating a piece, I stopped eating it. These things are bought according to Du Jingzhi's favorite taste, he doesn't like to eat them very much, but he didn't show it, but just talked about other things, "Next week, the school will organize an autumn outing to climb the mountain, and I heard that this year's prizes are good." ”
The school organizes autumn outings every year, in fact, in order to let the students in the third year of high school relax, so as not to overwork the Xi and die, and by the way, bring the students of the first and second years of high school.
Before going to climb the mountain, the school teacher will insert a note in the small forest, that is, write a few prizes on the small note, and then stamp it, roll it into a small roll, and stuff it into the middle of the tree trunk in the forest, so that students can find it on the way, which is also a kind of reward, so that students can participate.
The students have a private legend: the more you rush to the front, the more you will gain, and the closer you get to the top of the mountain, the greater the harvest.
The grand prize is generally arranged at the top of the mountain, and the prizes at the bottom of the mountain are mostly equal to thank you for participating.
What's this year's award?Du Jingzhi asked casually.
First, there are 2,000 yuan in cash. ”
It's not a scholarship, it's not a competition organized by the school, you can get 2,000 yuan for climbing a mountain, which is generous enough!He couldn't help but widen his eyes and asked in disbelief, "Is the school bleeding this year?"”
Tsk, to stimulate high school juniors to exercise more, every year is to let the senior high school students go up the mountain first, and the first and second years of high school are behind. After speaking, he smiled, "Isn't it because last year's college entrance examination champion was a provincial experiment, and the school leaders were stimulated?"”
Mountain climbing is ...... with college entrance examination scoresIs there any connection?”
If you are sick, go to the doctor. ”
Du Jingzhi sighed and shook his head: "So we just listen, the grand prize is none of our business, at most we will bring a pot and pan back to honor my mother." ”
He didn't answer on the weekend and threw the English book in front of him: "By the way, I memorized the words." ”
I took a sip of Coke on the weekend and kept it by my side.
Du Jingzhi memorized the words, raised his eyes to look at Coke, and asked, "Can I take a sip and taste it?"”
Oh, drink it. ”
He didn't think much of it, he unscrewed the Coke and drank it, took a big sip of "Coo Dong Coo", and then burped very refreshedly. Weekend was staring at him drinking water, then staring at the mouth of the Coke bottle, and after he finished drinking, Weekend took the Coke and took another sip.