Joke 2: Three lazy men brag

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-01-28

> the first one: three lazy people brag.

In the hamlet, there are three lazy men, known for their laziness and bragging. One day, they meet under a big tree at the entrance of the village to prepare for a braggadocio to see who can blow the best.

The first slacker said, "I'm lying in bed, and I can grab the stars all over the sky just by stretching out my hand." ”

The second lazy man listened and said with a disdainful face: "What is that, I lie on the bed, and as long as I stretch my waist, I can squeeze the moon and the sun down." ”

When the third lazy man heard this, he danced and said, "You can't do it, I just need to blow one breath and I can blow the whole earth upside down." ”

An old man who farmed the land happened to pass by, and when he heard three lazy men bragging under the big tree, he came over and said earnestly: "Young man, don't brag, let's hurry home and eat today's meal." ”

After hearing this, the three lazy men scratched their heads a little embarrassed. At this time, a large bird happened to fly over the old man's head and pulled a piece of bird droppings on the old man's head.

The old man touched his head and said with a smile: "It seems that I am really blessed today, even the birds envy me." ”

The second: three lazy people brag.

There are three lazy people living in the village, who often get together to brag, but don't actually do anything. They meet every day to play chess together to pass the time, but more time is spent bragging about it.

These three lazy men are Li Erpao, Zhang Shou and Zhou Lazy Bone.

Li Erbao is a braggart person, tall, dignified, and always says that he is the most famous local chess player.

Zhang Shou is a thin person, but he is good at opportunism.

Zhou is a very lazy person, he does almost nothing except eat and talk.

One day, Li Erbao, Zhang Shou and Zhou Lazy Bone sat together again and played chess.

Li Erbao said with a smile: "I remember that a few days ago, a foreigner came to our village, and he was a master in Jiangnan. I was playing chess with him and won three games against him!He said I was the best opponent he'd ever met!”

Then, Zhang Shou smiled: "Do you know?".Once, the rich man in the village invited me to his house to play chess. I won every game against him, and he was so angry that he smashed the board and gave me a lot of money. ”

In the end, it was Zhou Lazy's turn to speak. He lazily lay on his chair and said slowly: "A few days ago, I went to play in a city in the north, and walked into a chess game in the center of the city, and a master came up to me, and he happened to be looking for someone to play chess. ”

Li Erbao and Zhang Shou listened intently, waiting for Zhou Lazy's next words.

This master looked at me and said to me, 'Which village are you a chess player?'I smiled and said casually, 'It's a trivial matter, I'm usually embarrassed to play chess with my eyes.' ”

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