"What are you eating!".Why is it so useless!”
"I think you did it on purpose, trying to make more money!”
Five big and three rough men, extremely insulting swearing, indifferent crowd of bystanders.
He woke up suddenly, glad it had just been a dream.
This is the memory that Yue Yunpeng most unwilling to think of in his life.
When he was a waiter, he was scolded by the guests for 3 hours because of 6 yuan.
Everything from self-esteem to personality was shattered in those 3 hours.
Then he was deducted from his salary by his boss for a month and let him leave with his bag.
"I hate him, I hate him so much, and I hate him even now. ”
Yue Yunpeng, who lost his job, accidentally threw himself into Guo Degang's door.
Learn art, silence, explosion.
In just a few years, fame and fortune frantically poured towards him.
However, no matter how successful his career was, that nightmare always stayed with him.
Later he became"Brother Deyun".
Later, he also lived the way he hated the most.
1. There are so many people in this world, some live to live, and some live just to live.
Yue Yunpeng belongs to the latter.
The yellow mud roof, the dilapidated and leaky windows, and the gate creaks when the wind blows.
There is a layer of gray-white spider webs in the corner of the wall, geckos who don't know the world probes their brains, and mice in the dark corners are showing off their might, this is the world that Yue Yunpeng saw for the first time after he was born.
It has been said that poverty is not the same as losing everything.
But for Yue Yunpeng as a child, poverty meant being insulated from all goodness.
He grew up in the countryside of Puyang, Henan Province, a well-known poor village, and the Yue's family was the poorest family in the village.
There are five sisters on top, and then there are parents and grandparents.
A family of more than a dozen people opened their mouths to eat, but there was very little money they could use.
I can't even afford to put salt in the cabbage.
Someone else eats cake on his birthday, and he only has two eggs for his birthday.
And these two birthday eggs are still his exclusive treatment as the old and young.
Eat worried, wear even more worried.
The clothes are worn by the 5 sisters in turn, and the old ones don't look good.
In winter, two layers of cloth were sewn with broken cotton wool, which was called "cotton jacket".
In summer, the vest is worn out and then continue to wear, which is called "cool".
When he was young, he didn't know what sorrow was.
But as he grew older, one bed could no longer fit him and his five sisters.
There was really no way, he was "assigned" to another room and became a "roommate" with the old scalper.
Leaky roofs on rainy days, leaky windows in summer, and the occasional mooing of old scalpers in the middle of the night.
Yue Yunpeng seemed to realize that he was born different from others.
Before he could carefully figure out what was the difference, life threw him naked in front of everyone, refracting contempt from the eyes of others, and he was forced to understand the weight of the word "poor".
This weight is not only material, but also spiritual.
It is pervasive, can penetrate every pore on the **, and then burrows into the body, eating away at a person's dignity and dignity as a human being.
"You see he's dressed so worn, like a little beggar. ”
"You don't have anything, so we don't play with you. ”
There is no difference between good and evil in the world of children, but the innocent evil is the most hurtful.
In the eyes of his peers, he experienced for the first time what it means to be self-conscious.
In order to fit in with the collective, he did many humble and ridiculous things.
For a while, it was popular to tie belts in children's piles, and they deliberately unzipped their jackets and put their hands in their pockets like adults, as if they had belts, they became adults.
They gather in groups of three or five to compete with each other to see whose belt is cooler.
The leather belt is the finest, and the canvas belt doesn't fall behind.
If the belt buckle can be carved with a dragon and a phoenix, shining brightly, then it will be able to come out on top.
Of course, Yue Yunpeng's family can't support him to have a belt that can occupy the C position.
The belt is an admission ticket for children to play together, and it is a symbol of "status".
He rummaged through the cabinets and found a slender strip of cloth in the house, and searched everywhere, finding a rectangular object like a belt buckle.
Put the two together, and the Yue-style belt is freshly baked.
He carefully tied the belt around his waist, and the look was more solemn than the first time the new emperor wore a dragon robe.
After all, this belt made of rags tied up all his childhood self-esteem.
After all, the fake belt is not as strong as the real belt, and it will be dissolved when it is gently undone.
I just went to junior high school to pay tuition, which is not expensive today, 68 yuan.
But for Yue Yunpeng at that time, 68 yuan deprived him of all his self-esteem as a human being.
The family borrowed all the relatives, and the money couldn't be scraped up.
Just dragged on and on, and the head teacher was angry.
In front of the whole class, he ridiculed Yue Yunpeng fiercely.
After returning home, Yue Yunpeng sat for a long time.
He carefully looked at every corner of his life over the years.
Broken walls, dirty floors, arrogant cockroaches.
He chewed and swallowed the white eyes one by one, digested and absorbed them into his own blood, and finally condensed into a sentence squeezed out of his throat and eyes:
"Mother, I'm too poor, let me go. ”
II"If I could, I would love to have another childhood. ”
Many years later, Yue Yunpeng said to the camera.
Fourteen-year-old Yue Yunpeng did as he wished, leaving the poor countryside.
But even after leaving this poor land, poverty still follows.
When he came to Beijing, his first job was as a security guard in a motor factory.
300 yuan a month, no technical content.
The only requirement is that you can't sleep on the night shift, and you find that you will deduct 40 at a time.
In the past month, not only did he not get his salary, but he owed dozens of yuan to the factory.
On the day of the salary, Yue Yunpeng was beaming when he watched others get their salaries, and secretly wiped his tears for a long time.
He borrowed a few dollars from his co-workers to buy a pack of the cheapest cigarettes, and when he was sleepy, he took a sharp puff and choked on his cough.
If your throat is uncomfortable, your head will not be uncomfortable. In the confusion, the sky will be bright.
In the past few years in Beijing, Yue Yunpeng has done everything he can.
Tired is tired, but tired has money and dignity.
But an incident that happened while serving plates in a noodle restaurant made him realize the weight of poverty again.
At that time, he accidentally counted two bottles of beer ordered by one table of guests on the heads of the other table.
Two bottles of beer were worth 6 yuan, but he was scolded for 3 hours.
During these 3 hours, the guests used dirty words.
The surrounding guests were all watching the joke, and no one came out to stop them.
In the end, it was the boss who waived the food money, and he closed the mouth of the knife spit.
With a month's salary, a job, and dignity, Yue Yunpeng was unemployed again.
I heard there was one nearby"Beijing Cross Talk Conference".is recruiting apprentices, and the master's name is Guo Degang.
In 2004, Yue Yunpeng and another buddy, Kong Yunlong, resigned from the noodle shop together to come to learn art.
Guo Degang saw the two for the first time, they were wearing dirty chef white coats and covered in oil.
At that time, Guo Degang was 31 years old, and he couldn't become famous.
In order to feed the "Beijing Cross Talk Conference", he was locked in a transparent cage for 48 hours, like a monkey.
Although Guo Degang's situation is equally difficult, in recruiting apprentices, he has the chivalrous spirit of **lake.
Looking at the first batch of apprentices, none of them are from good families.
Kong Yunlong's elder brother was uremia, and he was forced to drop out of school because he was earning medical bills for his brother.
Li Yunjie has lost his father since he was a child, and when he grew up, his mother became a vegetative person with cerebral thrombosis.
Not to mention Yue Yunpeng.
Guo Degang knows that he can't make much money on these hard-born children, and he doesn't look at whether they have talent or not. Recruiting these people is purely to give them a bite to eat.
When he was an apprentice, Yue Yunpeng studied very diligently, standing, sitting, lying down, and constantly practicing through the mouth in his mouth.
He and Kong Yunlong rented a basement to live in.
The place was so small that only a mattress could be put down, and the two of them couldn't even turn over when they slept at night.
Mrs. Wang Hui felt sorry for the hardships of the two children, so she rented them a decent yard out of her own pocket of 200 yuan.
Sometimes when they have loose money, they will leave them dozens of dollars in pocket money.
nominally apprentices, but they actually raise these bitter children as their own sons.
is different from all the coolies that Yue Yunpeng has done in the past, cross talk makes money by mouth, and makes money by head.
However, his mouth is not good, and his head is not bright.
Compared with other brothers and sisters, he is indeed not top-notch.
Even, he will always be the one at the bottom.
3. In 2005, Yue Yunpeng finally ushered in the opportunity to show himself.
In just 15 minutes of performance, he felt like he had lived a lifetime.
No matter how hard he tried to amuse, the audience always had a straight face.
From the beginning to the end, there was not a single laugh in the audience, and there was silence.
"No one was happy for 20 minutes, this situation has never happened in Deyun Club. ”
The longer he spent on the stage, the whiter Yue Yunpeng's head became, until only a shell was left to mechanically open and shut his mouth.
* His soul was once again connected to his body.
The nervous and anxious emotions aroused his stomachache, and he didn't know if it was because of the pain or if it was because he messed up the show, and his tears gushed out.
He knew that he was completely insulated from the stage.
Perhaps because of his childhood experience, Yue Yunpeng was dull and not good at everything that needed to deal with people.
Other brothers and sisters all know that if you please the best, you can get a chance.
As long as Guo Degang is in Deyun Club, someone will immediately add it when his cup is empty, and when he glances at the cigarette case, someone will immediately light it.
* There is always a group of people in front of him, Yue Yunpeng can't squeeze in, and he won't squeeze.
In front of **, he is a little transparent, and he can't get along with his brothers.
A group of brothers laughed and scolded, and went to the Internet café to play games shoulder to shoulder, and only Yue Yunpeng was left.
He wasn't very popular at the time, and no one wanted to talk to him. ”
Kong Yunlong, who entered the Deyun Club with Yue Yunpeng, said.
"Not on stage, not off stage. ”
This is the sentence that Yue Yunpeng heard others say the most.
Since the failure of his first performance, he has lost his presence more and more.
Other people who are also members of the Yunzi generation officially set up an apprenticeship banquet and became Guo Degang's subordinates"Big Four**".。Yue Yunpeng could only do some chores such as setting tables and chairs with the junior disciples of the crane generation.
After a long time, the senior management of Deyun Club couldn't stand it anymore.
"Just fire him. ”
They mentioned it no less than three times, and each time they used Guo Degang as a sentence"Let's take a look at it again".Ended.
After all these years of getting along, Wang Hui, the teacher, has long regarded them as a family.
Looking at the wooden and honest Yue Yunpeng, Wang Hui wiped his tears and said:"Don't be afraid, even if you keep sweeping the floor, it won't blow you away. ”
"They are the nobles in my life and my benefactors. ”
Many years later, Yue Yunpeng became famous, and then said to the camera.
Because he was too honest, he was almost kicked out.
It was also because he was too honest that he had a chance to get ahead.
If you want to say which apprentice was the most favored at that time, it must be Cao Yunjin.
The cross talk is said well, and people are also clever and will come to things.
Together with Guo Degang, we will carry forward Deyun Club and become a veritable pillar.
Every time Guo Degang mentions this apprentice, his face is always full of smiles.
The master and apprentice met in Weimo and survived a hard life, but they had a disagreement over a few taels of broken silver.
was squeezed out by the mainstream cross talk industry, had a lawsuit with the director of the Spring Festival Gala, and was ** by Beijing TV.
When Deyun Club was in constant trouble, Guo Degang's most proud ** gave him the heaviest blow.
"In the future, when I go back to Deyun Club, it will be xx. ”
After all, the master-apprentice relationship ended in the most unbearable way.
This is the most dangerous time for Deyun Society, there are enemies outside, and there is no one available for the internal apprentices to leave.
After suffering enough of the losses of the clever apprentice, Guo Degang finally set his sights on Yue Yunpeng, who was not good at words.
"Want to be red?”
"Yes. ”
"That ** will make you red. ”
Fourth, don't look at Yue Yunpeng's achievements over the years, but he has never wasted his time.
When others were playing with antique walnuts, he was the only one who was focused on learning art and thinking about how to make money.
When Guo Degang opened his mouth to give him this opportunity, he had already been silently laying the groundwork for a long time.
In 2010, Guo Degang began to talk about the tilt of resources towards him.
Arrange the resources of satellite TV for him, dig him up good praise, and give him two cross talk special shows a week.
With such a high-intensity **, he is really on fire.
Yue Yunpeng does not have the highest emotional intelligence, and he turns all swords into soft knives in just a few words.
Everyone looks at Guo Degang and sees how skillfully he smashes and hangs.
Looking at Yue Yunpeng, I can see his expression of wanting to make it bad and deflated: take a deep breath, and then look at you with a wrinkled and resentful look.
"Cheap".It's the secret of his success.
In 2015, he continued the style of "cheap" and created a song "Song of the Five Rings".
In the year of its release, there were "five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring".
In 2016, he set foot in the film and television industry.
A sentence"Swallow, how can I live without you. ”Become the king of licking, and be viral in the short ***.
After these two out-of-the-circle incidents, Yue Yunpeng has gained a firm foothold in the entertainment industry.
He understands that the audience wants to see his "cheap", and since then he has never returned to the style of "cheap".
In the beginning, the "cheap" strategy really worked.
But time is over, and the "cheap" has changed its taste.
After "Extreme Challenge", director Yan Min's new work "New Travels" is highly anticipated by the audience.
After the show was broadcast, there were bad reviews on the Internet.
Yue Yunpeng, who was born hard, experienced life in this variety show.
Obviously, he was also from a hard background, but after staying in Vanity Fair for a long time, he gradually forgot the way he came.
In the program, Yue Yunpeng experienced a one-day real estate sale.
As soon as he got to work, he didn't say anything, and his high-minded tone when selling the house made people feel uncomfortable for a while.
The buyer said, "I want to buy a small apartment." ”
Yue Yunpeng: "I don't like the 63 square two rooms very much, it's better to have a south-facing house." ”
Of course, everyone likes a good house, but if it is not shy, who will settle for the next best.
Because of his status as a star, he has had enough of preferential treatment in the show.
I didn't get criticized for being late, but praised and boasted.
Rub someone else's car to work, then leave your colleagues behind and get out of the car to have breakfast by yourself.
Sitting on the bus and chatting with other people, he heard that the passenger had been working for ten years, and asked with an incredulous face
It's been 10 years and you're still on the bus
is obviously from the grassroots, but after having money, he becomes ignorant of the suffering of the world.
Maybe he just carried out the "cheapness" to the end, but the power available was too strong but it became more and more uncomfortable.
Female guests urging marriage:"You're so old and unmarried?”
Teasing amateurs"Why are you so confident at 1.59 meters?".”
frequently blackens his face on the show, and he is unwilling to accept punishment if he loses the game.
What's even more unacceptable is that when he first appeared on "Longing for the Show", he slept for two whole episodes.
Except for the camera during the meal, he hid in the house to make up for sleep at other times.
From the arrival of the new guests to the departure of the new guests, he was stunned and never opened his eyes.
Of course, this is not the first time he has been photographed catching up on sleep in a variety show.
His explanation for this is:"I'm tired. ”
Good guy, isn't it good for you to lie down at home when you're tired, why do you come out?
Earn money while lying downSomeone really did it.
Originally, the audience watched him"Cheap".
He took care of himself and expanded the connotation of "cheap" to "treacherous, lazy, gluttonous".
The money has been earned, and the reputation has collapsed.
From "Rural Grassroots", to "Brother Deyun", and then to "Variety Show Bastard".
Yue Yunpeng has changed a lot, but it is reasonable.
The word "poor" runs through the whole of his life.
When he had the opportunity, he immediately seized everything to make money.
He was very afraid, he was afraid that if he was not careful, the opportunity would be gone, and he would have to go back to poverty.
No matter what his fame or fortune is, the most important thing is to realize it in time and get it in his hands.
So even if he was scolded as a "variety show bastard", he was indifferent, after all, the notice fee was in his hands.
Yue Yunpeng once talked about that period of hardship again in the show.
He gritted his teeth and muttered twice with a determined look in his eyes:
"I can make money, I just want to make money. ”
At this point today, fame and fortune can no longer save Yue Yunpeng.