1.When the power goes out during eating, why does the light turn on when you pull two mouthfuls of rice?
Because of balala energy.
2.What will become of Xiao Wang after cutting the middle branch?
Xiaoquan. 
3.Why can't the fox stand up?
Because he is cunning (slippery feet) and breaks his legs.
4.Do vampires like spicy food?
Not because they like blood
5.Why did Xu Xian buy a hat for the White Lady, and the White Lady felt that her head was very heavy?
Because it's a snake hat.
6.I sang rap in the tree and guessed a word.
Mulberry, because I'm in the tree and again.
7.One day triangles, squares, trapezoids, rectangles, and circles made an appointment to go out and play, but the triangle didn't come, what is this situation called?
Congruent triangles.
8.The lion and the bear race to pull the poop who wins in the end?
Lion, because facts speak louder than words.
9.Once upon a time, there was a man surnamed Tie, he always didn't grow hair, what disease did he have?
There's nothing wrong with Lao Tie.
10.A bull, plus a cow, type three words.
Two cows. 11.Why don't rich dogs bark?
Don't forget each other.
12.There is a red monster and a green monster, the red monster needs two bullets to kill, the green monster only needs one, but you only have two bullets, how can you kill both?
Kill green first, and then the red face is also scared green.
13.What kind of sword is a transparent sword?
Unseen. 14.According to Ping's mouth cannon, play a place name.
Lujiazui. Because Yiping is a member of the Lu family, it is Lu Jiazui.
15.From 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest?
1 lazy, 2 industrious (one does not do two endlessly).
16.What soup is the freshest?
Fish and sheep soup, because the fish and sheep are fresh.
17.What plants and animals are like chickens?
Trees and horses, as digital cameras (tree horses).
18 In addition to adding ice to hot milk tea, what can be added to make frozen milk tea?
Add money. 19.Two camels see a pear in the desert. (guess - the name of a country).
Two camels saw a pear in the desert. (Guess the name of another country).
The first pear: HuhLarge pear (Italy).
Second pear: Oh, big pear (Australia).
20.Transformers hit a singer.
The singer died. 21.The little bird was dancing in a tree in a body armor, and was seen by the hunter, who shot him dead and asked: Why did the little bird ***
Because it's a ** dance.
22.The car will fly and hit a drink.
Carrot = coffee.
23.Blue knives and blue guns, fight an idiom.
Knives and guns blue!
24.A hunter shoots at a fox, why did the hunter die?
Reflex arc (fox).
25.How much do you have to take out on a typhoon day?
40 million, don't go out if you don't have a typhoon!
26 One day Bai Suzhen let out a fart, Xu Xian exclaimed, he blurted out a sentence, may I ask what he said?
Lady, you are a rattlesnake.
27.Parrots, peacocks, and phoenixes, which of these three birds is most suitable for working as a waiter in a restaurant?
Peacock. Because the peacock can open the screen (open the bottle).
28.Wu Xing.
Among them, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, who has the longest legs?
Ham sausage (long).
29.A hunter went hunting and saw a gorilla shoot that missed the orangutan, knocked him unconscious, and broke his shotgun, but the orangutan died in the end, why?
Because it was too happy to beat itself to death.
30.Why can a butterfly continue to fly when its wings are broken?
Because it's strong.
31.Why do swallows fly south for the winter?
Because it's too tiring to walk.
32.There is a very hungry wolf who met 5 sheep in the subway, if you can eat one in the time of one stop, 3 stations have passed, how many sheep are left?
There are 5 more, because the subway can't eat.
33.Chocolate and tomatoes fight, chocolate wins, fight a food.
Chocolate bars. 34.Me: "You know what?".There are a lot of cute girls who privately message me and ask me very private questions. ”
Girl: "Liar, huh?"No way!”
Then I said one, and the girl immediately gave me a slap in the face. Guess what I said?
You say, if you give me a big mouth, I'll tell you.
35.Why does the dog look to the left and then to the right when he enters the house?
Because you can't look at both sides at the same time.
36.Why do people become cold when they die?
The mind is calm and naturally cool.
37.Why does Superman wear a straitjacket?
Saving lives matters. 38.When an earthworm is cut into three sections, and when each of these three segments grows into three earthworms, what is the relationship between them?
The most familiar strange worm.
39.A glass and a coffee cup cross the street when someone suddenly shouts "The truck is coming!". !As a result, the glass was shattered, but the coffee cup was not, why is that?
Because the coffee cup has ears and dodges after hearing it, the glass has no ears.
40.One day an orange hit a mushroom. The mushroom was furious: "You go die!".Then the orange died. Why?
The fungus makes the orange die, and the orange has to die. (The king let the minister die, and the minister had to die.) )
Hee-hee, I didn't expect it!