A female anchor with 1.6 million fans, the octogenarian uncle "monopolizes the Oiran" and runs thousands of miles
A female anchor with 1.6 million fans, 45-year-old single, and an octogenarian uncle who "monopolizes the Oiran" has traveled thousands of miles, is there such a thing?
There is such a thing. "Comrade policeman, how to get to Panmen in Suzhou?”
The person who asked for help was an old man surnamed Li, 83 years old this year, who took the high-speed train from Zhumadian, Henan Province to Suzhou alone to find a "female netizen".
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Professionally sensitive told the police: Uncle Li may have been defrauded.
But Uncle Li told the police that he had nothing to lose.
The police confirmed in the tablet that the uncle carried that there was indeed such a female anchor.
Here's the thing, because Uncle Li didn't know much about the Internet, he thought that the ** released by the female anchor was sent to him alone, and he "monopolized the Oiran", and he couldn't stand the female anchor's "soft grinding and hard bubbles" every day, so Uncle Li finally decided to go thousands of miles. We can't live up to people's "sincerity", right?
Spring heart floating is a normal psychological state, even if the 83-year-old uncle, this can only show that the spirit is not old, full of vitality, Song Dandan has never had a crush on Zhao Zhongxiang, Zhao Benshan has a crush on Ni Ping?
What's more, the female anchor with 1.6 million fans must look good, and it is reasonable to become a public lover.
Which teenager is not romantic, which girl is not pregnant with spring?Merry and nostalgic spring are not the patents of young people, as long as they do not lose themselves, as long as there is a little bit of self-knowledge, it is not too much, and "addiction" is also a psychological need. However, 83-year-old Uncle Li thought that the ** released by the female anchor was sent to him alone, and he appeared thousands of miles, so he was a little blindsided.
Not to mention that the shaving head is hot, at least when I meet a woman, I think that the woman is making eyes on him, and the result can be imagined.
Therefore, in the case of little knowledge in terms of "network knowledge", it is still necessary to maintain a soberness, the water is really too deep, the road is too slippery, and there is no strength to talk less, this is what we often say, drinking is not drunk is the highest, and lust is not chaotic is heroic. I'm afraid that if the wine is not drunk, everyone will get drunk, and there will be a mess in front of the color word.
An octogenarian has walked more bridges than a young man, how can he believe that a young and beautiful woman will fall in love with him?If it is the fault of little knowledge on the Internet, I don't want to think about an 83-year-old and a 45-year-old charm, you can also "monopolize the Oiran"?
In this regard, we can only say that the uncle is a little blind.