"Go buy me a pack of sanitary napkins!Hee-hee, do you dare?She smiled and stared at me, seeing that I was silent, and she said again, "What?".Don't dare?”
Dare, what's not to dare to do. I patted my chest, "Don't say it's one pack, I'll dare to pack ten!."”
Well, I'll wait for you!"She threw me a wink, and it made a mess in my heart.
I know she's deliberately testing me, it's a test for me, but it's a bit weird.
I've never bought anything like that when I'm so big, I usually go to the supermarket, I always avoid that area, I don't know why, I always feel a little uncomfortable.
Now that Haikou is boasted, it has to be implemented.
I took action after work that afternoon, just to buy a sanitary napkin, what's the matter, it's not a matter of hand-to-hand.
But the truth is not as simple as I thought.
I went to a supermarket, and found that in the hygiene products area, several women were standing there shopping, I lingered next to them for a long time, but I didn't see them leave, so that the shopping guide looked at me with strange eyes, and I must have thought that I was not a ** thief, so I had to buy a few packs of toilet paper.
Carrying toilet paper out, walked into the second store, the owner is a man, I think men should communicate well with each other, will not look at me with strange eyes, it turned out that his house did not sell the thing, empty hands came out and embarrassed, helpless to buy a few more packs of toilet paper.
After walking around, I didn't buy what I should have bought, I bought a lot of what I shouldn't, and I had two large bags of toilet paper, which made me feel like I had diarrhea.
Suddenly I have a feeling that I can't spend my money, is this the trouble of rich people?
Tired of running, I re-entered a store, this time I had to buy it anyway, the owner was an aunt, she saw me wandering around the hygiene area, asked me if I bought it for my girlfriend, and stuffed me with a black bag for me to choose.
I have to say that this aunt is good at business, and I saw at a glance what I was going to buy, which suddenly made me feel a lot more comfortable.
Oops, that young man, you didn't pay. "Aunt shouted in the back, I was still thinking about who is so unqualified, who doesn't pay for things, but the aunt said again: "The guy who bought sanitary napkins, you haven't paid yet."
Good fellow, no one saw it, but now all the people in the store heard it, and they all turned their heads to look at me, and I was so ashamed that I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and hurriedly paid for it, and ran away.
I didn't stop until I ran away, and suddenly I felt that it was nothing, just buying a feminine product, why am I so nervous, yes, don't be nervous, and I'm not a thief.
Carrying something, I went to the neighbor's aunt, I saw what she said this time, and if I didn't admit it, I wouldn't be lazy to leave, the main thing was a dead face, chasing women, sometimes I had to have a dead face.
When I came to the door of my neighbor's aunt and knocked on her door, I carried it and went in, like a general returning from victory, carrying the spoils of war, and I was so proud that I almost laughed.
Now, you bought it back, and now you can promise me to be my girlfriend, right?I put things on the coffee table and looked at her expectantly.
Did you really buy it?She probably didn't expect me to actually buy it, looked at me in surprise, and then opened the bag and looked at it.
Of course, I said that for you, I can do anything, you can be my girlfriend, right?”
What, what, what girlfriend?She didn't feel comfortable talking, and she didn't know if it was panic or what.
Didn't you say, let me buy you sanitary napkins, and when you buy it, you promise me to be my girlfriend, I ran for a long time to buy it. It dawned on me that she might have come to joke or lie to me, "Why, you can't lie to me, do you?"”
When did I say this, I just asked you to buy it, I didn't say to be your girlfriend, and I said I'll give you a month, which is not yet a month. ”
You can't talk and it doesn't count, I lost my face in order to buy this, how can you play Laipi?"I'm a little angry, how can this woman change her face and become like acting in Sichuan opera.
I don't care, it's not a month anyway. She sat on the sidelines, completely lepering.
I was so angry that I wanted to hit someone, looking at her indifferent appearance, I didn't hold back, I knocked her down, and pressed her on the sofa was a crazy kiss.
Woo, what are you going to do?She broke away from me and looked at me in horror, "Are you crazy?"”。
Yes, I'm crazy, but you drove me crazy. I was so angry that I just wanted to cook raw rice for her at this time, "Then don't blame it for using strong." ”