My husband started to change his clothes after work, and said to his wife, "I have a party with friends in the evening, you can arrange dinner by yourself, and leave me alone." ”
When my wife heard this, she smiled, "Really?"That's great. I was just struggling with what to tell you, I also have a party in the evening. ”
When my husband heard this, he stopped picking out his hand, glanced at his wife and asked, "Really?"Male or female?”
The wife also began to rummage through clothes in the closet, and did not look back, "There are men and women." ”
Oooh. My husband started to change his clothes again. After a moment's hesitation, he asked, "How many people?"”
Two. My wife replied very refreshingly.
Two. There are men and women, which means that the other party is a manMy husband found the problem after a little calculation.
You eat with a man?Not so good. ”
But I just accepted the 1,000 yuan he transferred, how can I not go to the promise of others?"My wife picked out her clothes and started to change.
Am I missing you to wear, or are you lacking to eat, or are I missing you to spend?You still care about the 1000 yuan!You give him the 1,000 bucks back. I'll transfer you 2000, don't go. ”
He immediately transferred 2000 to his wife.
My wife changed her clothes and looked in the mirror. "Well, that's good. Then sit down and put on makeup.
Looking at his wife's attitude, her husband was anxious. "Say, who is that?".Why do you want to transfer money to you?”
Hahaha, he's my brother, and when I went home today, he accidentally stepped on my shoes, and then paid me 1,000 yuan, and he wanted to invite me to dinner. ”
Oh, fooled again!Facing this woman he loved and hated, her husband shook his head helplessly. "If you step on you, you will be blackmailed for 1,000 yuan, you are too ruthless. If you want someone to invite you to dinner, why do you have such a big face?Are you sorry?”
Husband, why don't I go out to dinner with you and let him save money for dinner?The wife turned around and tilted her head with a serious expression.
Oh, you're waiting for me here. Her husband patted her on the head. "He didn't transfer you any money, did he?You know that you are lying to me. ”
Hahaha," my wife smiled with flowers all over her face, and coquettishly held her husband's hand, "Do you bring it?"”
Go, go......”
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