Tonight is one of the top ten bad Chinese movies.
Last night, the top ten said that after three years of the epidemic, the backlog of tablets has been lifted, and a lot of ** have been released. This means that the top ten places can be easily filled, and it also means that the top ten bad movies are crowded, under this premise, we think it is meaningless to simply list the Douban scores from low to high, many bad movies have not even been watched, we hope to leave the position to "more well-known" works.
Of course, first of all, it is a bad movie, which is the premise of everything, and then, the box office, the negative impact outside the play (false marketing, deletion of bad reviews, prohibition of criticism), and actors' performances are used as other criteria in turn, and the Douban score is just one of the references.
For example, compared with the kind of 4 points and 3 points that no one watches the small **, we will give priority to those low-scoring movies with high box office during holidays, or big stars, big productions and big directors.
I hope you don't have the idea of "obviously there is a worse ** than this one", we just don't want this year-end list to be just a fun complaint, but a meaningful criticism.
TOP10 Anti-Drug 3: People at the End of the World".
2.8.4 billion box office, Douban score 55
Breaking Point9346.20,000 box office Douban score 63
Raging Tides1.8.3 billion box office Douban score 64
These three are listed together for two reasons.
The first is that these three are more or less labeled as Hong Kong films, especially "Anti-Drug 3" and "Breaking Point", Lin Chaoxian and Qiu Litao, the two most commercially successful directors who went north to the mainland to make films, and the audience has repeatedly tolerated and paid because of their "live" attributes.
As a result, the "lower score limit" of these people is getting lower and lower, and after being labeled as a "Hong Kong movie", anything can be pushed to Hong Kong movies, and they have become "glamorous corpses" who eat in that ** era, but the real Hong Kong movies are not like this at all, and the revival of Hong Kong films in Hong Kong is no longer this old look.
The second reason is that when we wrote these three films, the three authors coincidentally used the same language-The action scene is turned before the horse and becomes an end, not a means. The cult of violence against men, the neglect of female roles as much as possible.
This is a kind of laziness, and a misreading of Hong Kong action movies "all over-the-top" (or it may be pretending to be confused), filming action scenes is the simplest, shooting men's scenes is the simplest, but storytelling is the premise, is the basis for action scenes to be painful, which is the reverse in the above movies.
TOP9 Exchange Life".
3.9.3 billion box office, Douban 50 points.
It is the only one that fails in the Spring Festival file, telling the story of obsolete and young children through an old-fashioned and ancient settingThe comedy, characters, and expressions all show the ingenuity and laziness of the main creator.
The so-called "comedy love" element is to forcibly pile up jokes that make the characters unpleasant, coupled with old-fashioned and vulgar, pee and fart, and then the screenwriter lacks the ability to express the issue, resulting in the theme swinging, and finally can only end with sensationalism, making all the mistakes.
Although there is a comedy in the Spring Festival file that is indeed lively, if it is like this, it belongs to the kind of movie that is a big holiday and adds blockage to the audience.
TOP8 Disconnected".
6488.20,000 box office, Douban score 46
This one is very ambitious, but the ability is negatively correlated with its composition.
It has a clever theme, involving hacking and money laundering data crimes, combining the genre elements of cyber and crime, and also using special effects to visualize hacking attacks.
However, in the face of so many possibilities, such as technological warfare that values spectacle, criminal issues such as money laundering and data breaches, or ethical issues about hacking technology and the safety of families and the law, any line can make a good storyThe screenwriter's choice is anything, regardless of whether he can tell the circle or not.
This leads to a necessary result, the movie is fragmented and collapsed from the first ten minutes, the logic is not self-consistent, the positive and negative characters are stereotyped, and the plot is promoted by thinking of a play, and then it ends hastily with the so-called climactic shootout at the end.
This film can only be reduced to boredom, boring, and incomprehensible.
TOP7 Trapped Beasts
2175.80,000 box office, Douban score 45
In terms of perception, nothing is more accurate than the short comment on Douban: I am so sleepy to watch, it turns out that the trapped beast is talking about me.
Revenge, gangsters, shootouts, drag racing, cops, all the adrenaline-pumping buffs can be stacked on itHowever, there is no reasonable and full main line to hold, the details are mechanical, the characters are rigid, and the focus is scattered and chaotic.
The female characters are consumed and exploited, they are presented as "possessions", and the competition for them becomes the logic and inducement of male behavior in the film.
It's a little more speculative and ridiculous than the rest of the mediocre **.
TOP6 Procuratorial Situation".
61.83 million box office, Douban score 43
The last one was the worst in the Spring Festival file, and this one is the worst in the May Day file.
Some of them can even rot together, and there are no characters or stories, and multiple issues are mixedOnline loans**suicide, tomb robbery, love killing, underworld force umbrella, etc., are completely inorganically linked, and they forget the front after talking about it.
And as a "criminal commercial blockbuster" (written on the poster), all the progress of the case in it is shouted by the prosecutor, and as soon as the prosecutor gets new evidence, he directly communicates with his colleagues on the bus, and there is a big basket of similar logical problems.
What's even worse is that the starring Huang Jingyu and Bai Baihe, plus Wang Qianyuan, the performances of the three main characters are all unwatchable in it.
Casual and perfunctory is the same as this whole **.
TOP5 I am Nezha 2: The Return of the Hero".
1758.70,000 box office, Douban score 27
This is not only the worst bad movie in the National Day file, but it can probably be regarded as the most spectacle in recent years.
First of all, in addition to the movie, it additionally amplifies "Nezha 2" in publicity, which may be following Douban 3The first part of "I Am Nezha" with 6 points is a sequel filmed, but I don't know why, the painting style, modeling, and story setting of this part are not very similar to the first part, but more like "Demon Boy".
Anyway, no matter why, there were a lot of voices scolding "the goods are not right" on Weibo Douban, and the Douban short comment area couldn't see a two-star for a long time, and at the same time, this one quietly won 17 million box office, and 480,000 people bought tickets**.
Then there is the movie itself, which is very rich in modeling, because the level is uneven, and many details are not done, resulting in inconsistent characters and actions, which are quite varied.
The sub-lens is also very innovative, and the magnification of the mirror movement is that you open the album to enlarge **, which is really down-to-earth.
The technique of the water plot is also first-class, and the sensational scene of Nezha returning home in the form of a soul comes exactly the same at least three times, which makes people believe very much in the reserve of the material library.
TOP4 Desperate Househusband.
3.1.3 billion box office, Douban score 44
As the first bad movie of the year, this one is so bad that it makes people angry.
It is marked with a sentence on the poster:Please be accompanied by a woman**, which means that it focuses on gender issues, including themes and stories that are indeed related to gender, by swapping genders and inverting the status of men and women, ** the current situation of married women, forced to stay at home, and lose social value.
However, everything in it does not match it, and even deviates from this original intention, and the jokes are all based on piling up male and female stereotypes, such as "marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, and men have to follow women".
The so-called swap is just a rough exchange of men and women, to put it bluntly, it is just a woman as a man.
In the already rigid and male narrative, what you do is not progress but regression.
It's 2023, and if there are still people who eat this set, then it's really hard for me to distinguish between the movie and the audience, which one is more like a joke.
top3 The Sorrow That Can't Shed Tears".
5536.10,000 box office, Douban score 57
The domestic romance films in the Valentine's Day file are as stable as last year, which is one of them so bad that they frown.
The screenwriter probably gave up on any innovation, the story is directly copied from the "Love Notebook", the heroine received the tape of her lost boyfriend, and was dragged by the uncle next door to restore her memory, and finally revealed that the heroine is Alzheimer's disease, which is so familiar that people can't help but ask:Then why don't I just revisit "Love"?
The framework is just that, the predicament is forcibly created, and the two of them wash their faces with tears across the distance that can be reached by taxi, and would rather save money to buy a ring of 25,000 than take out a few cents to make a **.
Love is also made out of nothing, and I love to life and death after seeing each other a few times, and I don't do anything when I'm still in school, so I know why I don't want my boyfriend to come.
The male protagonist is also a macho portrayal, he lost contact for no reason, and the female protagonist asked him how he could disappear for so long, and he actually said: "I'm already here, what do you want to do?."”
To make the audience believe in this kind of love, I think this is the sadder thing than "the sadness that can't cry".
TOP2 Super Family".
300 million box office, Douban score 36
This film is currently 36, the first hot comment is "I really took the wrong medicine, come to the theater to watch this waste of life", which has been liked nearly 6,000 times.
As far as the film is concerned, this sentence is not excessive, the whole story is so barren that there is only one setting, that is, "A family with superpowers, they can't be separated, otherwise the superpowers will be gone", so they kept staging being caught by the villain, escaping, and being caught again, and they couldn't escape the appearance and disappearance of superpowersVisibility is weak.
The casting was also a failure, with the lead actor Allen acting as if the comedy was a serious play, which was very mechanical, resulting in one of the worst performances in history.
The jokes are also vulgar, and two-thirds of the laughs come from the characters' bodiesShen Teng's appearance was a slippery foot, and after slipping for the first time, he let him slide for the second time, probably the director really thought this was funny.
*'s theme is particularly uncomfortable, taking the originally correct theme of "a family has to live together" to "a family has to drag each other down", and it is based on ignoring the real problem of the family, a father who is an alcoholic.
pointed out the problem, but refused to face it, unreasonable and shameless.
TOP1 Can You Don't Leave Me".
2025.90,000 box office, Douban score 27
The laurel is awarded to this one, the reason is very simple, domestic romance films have always been bad movies, and this one is a year-end summary of domestic love bad movies in recent years, and it is a masterpiece of classic common problems, so bad that the trailer can't even bring out any content to watch.
It has 4 relationships in 90 minutes, and the direction, logic, and emotion of each one are breathtaking.
First of all, the theme follows the most archaic set, "Love is everything, love is above all else".
Every relationship is taken for granted and outrageous, such as the pair of roles of Jia Bing and Chen Qiaoen, after Chen Qiaoen found out that he was infertile, he chose to fulfill Jia Bing and another woman and leave alone;The other is Guo Tao and Lu Jingshan, who were pregnant with a child and were diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, but they could only save one of them, and Lu Jingshan chose to keep the child and pass away.
Under the skin of love, there are no characters and emotions in it, only a large collection of various dog blood elements, and all conflicts are misunderstandings and grasping horses for no reason.
Chen Qiaoen's character happened to see that her husband and apprentice hugged each other, didn't listen to a word of explanation, and immediately ran away from home and chose to cooperate with his opponent to compete for the purchase qualification on behalf of another company.
The so-called bidding was also portrayed as a man competing for himself, and Chen Qiaoen and her husband's apprentice began to fight frantically.
This kind of thing, I suspect ChatGPT will laugh when it sees it.
Since it's all summarized, I hope this is the rest. 100 help plan