In the New Year of the Eastern Weekend, Zhuang Sheng just took his breath, and his third wife Tian wept bitterly, recalling the time of love between the two, Tian just wanted to follow her husband. However, on the 7th day, things changed abruptly.
A handsome young man came to the family, claiming to be the grandson of the Chu family, and made an appointment to worship Zhuang Sheng as a teacher, but when he heard the bad news, he only had time to mourn.
Seeing that the king of Chu was suave, Tian couldn't help but feel a spring heart, but as soon as her husband left, she didn't dare to act out of line, so she could only endure itchy.
Although the prince of Chu did not apprentice, he decided to give Zhuang Sheng a 100-day funeral, first, to do his best, and secondly, to borrow the works of the ancestors. When Tian heard this, he was happy: You can stay as long as you want!
Tian dedicated the 5,000 words of Zhuang Sheng's "Nanhua Zhenjing" and "Lao Tzu Morality" to the king and grandson of Chu.
The king and grandson of Chu settled down, and the Tian family often chatted with the king and grandson of Chu by crying spirits. Tian's eyebrows were affectionate, and he often secretly looked at the eyebrows and eyes of the king of Chu, and the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became.
Half a month passed, and Tian couldn't hold back, so he summoned Lao Cangtou, the servant of the king and grandson of Chu: What kind of woman does your master like?
The old man replied honestly: He once said that if he could find someone as rich as a lady, he would be satisfied.
Tian was excited: the slave family was willing to serve the king and grandson of Chu.
The old man was embarrassed and put forward four questions: First, the master and Zhuangzi have an apprenticeship agreement, which is not good to hear. Tian hurriedly said: My deceased husband and the king of Chu have an empty appointment before his death, who dares to talk about it!
the second is that the coffin is placed in the hall and cannot be worshipped; Tian waved his hand, this is not a problem! Just carry Zhuang Sheng to the dilapidated room in the back.
The third is that Mr. Zhuang and the lady are in love, and he is a moral sage, I can't compare to him, I am afraid that the lady will be looked down upon;
Tian took a sip and explained that Zhuang Sheng was a man with an empty name, and King Chu Wei wanted to invite him out of the mountain and make him a minister, but he was shallow and fled. What's even more ridiculous is that he encountered a widow who was grave and could only marry another when the grave was dry. Zhuang Sheng teased her and made soil for her.
The old man looked embarrassed and pinched the corner of his clothes, "We don't have any luggage with us, and we don't have money to plan for marriage." ”
Tian smiled: The slave family has private money, **20 taels, let your master make a new set of clothes. Tonight is an auspicious day...
The prince of Chu was forced to agree.
Tian smiled happily, ripped off his filial piety clothes, dotted his lips, painted his eyebrows and put on makeup, and then put on a set of fresh clothes.
However, just as the two were about to cave the house, the king of Chu suddenly fell to the ground and his heart ached. Tian hugged him and massaged him.
It turned out that the king and grandson of Chu suffered from a strange disease, and once it attacked, it needed to eat the brain and marrow. Tian immediately thought of his deceased husband, entrusted the king of Chu to the old man, and went to the broken house with an axe.
Tian split the coffin with a few axes, but he was so frightened that he took a step back, and with a "bang", the axe fell to the ground. Zhuang Sheng said slowly: The lady helped me up.
Tian came back to his senses and explained: The slave family has been missing you day and night since you died. I heard movement in the coffin just now, and thought that you might be reincarnated, so I opened the coffin with an axe. Thank goodness you were born again.
Zhuang Sheng looked at Tian: The lady has not been filial piety for a long time, why is she wearing red and green?
Tian smiled dryly: I am happy to open the coffin, I want to wear bright clothes, and I want to make a good omen.
Johnson: Why is the coffin not in the main bed, but in the broken house? Is it also a good omen?
Tian's face was flushed and he couldn't speak for a while, while Zhuang Sheng was drinking on the side. After a while, Tian was coquettish next to Zhuang Sheng, wanting to coax Zhuang Sheng to go to bed.
Zhuang Sheng pointed outside and said, "I'll show you two people."
Tian turned his head and was taken aback, it was the king of Chu and the old man. She subconsciously looked at Zhuang Sheng, but her husband was nowhere to be found. Turning his head to look outside, the master and servant of the King of Chu were gone.
In fact, the king of Chu and the old man are all Zhuang Sheng's doppelganger stealth methods. Tian was so ashamed that he took off his belt and committed suicide.
Zhuang Sheng saw that Tian was dead, and a fire burned down his home.
Conclusion: Tian's clever tongue is like a spring, but he can't resist the spread of the truth.
Zhuang Sheng was invited by King Chu Wei, but because he didn't want to work, he chose to live in seclusion in Nanhua Mountain, which was not an empty talent in Tian's mouth.
Zhuang Sheng did help people dig graves, but he was innocent with people. When he returned home, Zhuang Sheng talked to Tian about it. Tian said: The martyr does not change the second husband, if I were her, I would end from the beginning to the end, and I would never be laughed at. After saying that, she snatched the fan and tore it to pieces.
But as soon as her husband died, Tian couldn't bear the loneliness, and she was planning to get married, and even did not hesitate to smear her husband's reputation.