It seems that everyone has a period of time when they are sick in secondary 2.
It's just that according to different people, the symptoms of this secondary disease seem to be divided into early, late, mild and severe.
Some people have just entered elementary school and have become black, and since then they have embarked on the truth that they are not understood;
Some people bought the purple robe after they went to college and joined the "All Evil" family;
Some people's first screen name is "The Past Follows the Wind" and "Gao Leng X Less", and the first QQ signature is called "I am dead, there is something to burn paper", and then before I know it, I am already middle-aged.
Recently, a netizen shared an interesting story on an Internet platform.
When netizens saw that the "little sister" at home came home, they had a sad face and listlessness, so they hurriedly stepped forward to care about what was going on.
I didn't expect the "child sister" to speak amazingly:
I want to be a cold child".
via.@鸭鸭的快乐时光.
Huh?What?What are you talking about??
And the child's explanation for this is "It feels strange to laugh, and it is tiring to laugh".
via.@鸭鸭的快乐时光.
It turned out that it wasn't that the child was unhappy, but that the child's sister's secondary school illness period had arrived.
may wait for the child's sister to return to the house and post a circle of friends: "My life is like walking on thin ice".
At her age, in the summer, I pulled out my dad's scarf and wrapped it around her head.
Because I want to be a ninja and can't let anyone see me for who I really am.
The initial symptom of secondary two disease is to arrange inexplicable characters for yourself, and the characters with the highest similarity between different people are "cold", "cold", "taciturn", etc., in short, how to drag and how to come.
Although I don't really understand why the child sister wants to be a cold child, it doesn't matter, the child in the second stage of secondary school does not need to understand.
After all, as the saying goes, "why should those who understand you explain, and why should those who don't understand explain".
It's just that I didn't expect that in less than a week, "Sister Leng Indifferent" seemed to "collapse".
It turned out that when "Sister Cold" expressed to her mother that she wanted to eat ice cream, she actually laughed, saying, "If you let me eat ice cream, I will be even colder." ”
via.@鸭鸭的快乐时光.
It seems that in the face of the opponent's fatal **, even Sister Leng couldn't help but break the gong.
When she eats ice cream next time, remember to whisper in her ear: "Sister Leng is cold again." ”
It is recommended that parents change their name to "cold", so that the child sister will always be a cold child.
Image source network. How to say it, I feel that the child sister is now in the early stage of blackening, but she only shows that she wants to be cold in language, and she is still in a simple child's time in terms of hairstyle and dressing.
By the time she starts to cover her eyes with thick bangs, it may be really too late.
via.@爱豆king
It may also be that the child sister can't pretend for a long time, but because there are too many audiences, as long as she continues to pretend.
After all, like when we were children, our parents might have two reactions when they met us sauce purple:
1.Laugh haha, then laugh at us, let us gradually feel ashamed.
2.If the child has something that he can't understand, just give him a beating.
Of course, no matter what the parents react, our end result is to "be a Xi machine with no feelings."
This will continue until the next time our parents call us for dinner.
via.@小狗天下第一.
And before we waited for our parents to call us for dinner, we probably secretly wrote down several journals:
I will always remember this event" "Today is the saddest day of my life" It's just that when we open the diary again, even if our toes are so embarrassed that we dig out a four-room apartment, we can't remember what happened that day.
via.@老天不gong
Fortunately, the Internet was not developed enough back then, after all, 30,000 pieces of talk in a QQ space alone were enough for me to delete for three days and three nights.
Anyway, my "blackening" and "going crazy" back then were all "visible only on the Internet".
And the current child is really pitiful, even the black history is high-definition, and it has even been ** by countless netizens.
Image source network. Hehe, I actually really believe it".
Image source network. I'm blackened, I like blood blood is sweet, I've experienced betrayal from my brother and abuse from my friends, do you know how much my heart hurts?”
via.@果汁软糖欧耶 (blackened).
However, when the child turns black, coax him, otherwise he may really not be able to pretend.
Although the causes of blackening in children are different, they are all to attract the attention of adults and peers.
After all, elementary school students also have their own little worries and unhappiness, which are easy to be ignored and ignored by adults most of the time.
If the child accidentally does something out of the ordinary, the adults and children will regret it.
For example, this child brother who was trapped in love and ended up with alcohol poisoning: