1.A couple picked up a letter at the door of their house in the afternoon, which was addressed to them and opened it: "Today I invite you to watch a movie, counting the first anniversary of our acquaintance." "There was no signature on the back, and the couple felt strange and went to the movies in the evening with the two movie tickets in the envelope.
When I returned home, I found that my valuables had been looted, and there was a letter on the table, which read: Do you know who invited you to watch a movie?
2.When the husband came home from work, he saw his wife beating his son and ignored them.
I went straight to the kitchen and saw a pot of wontons cooked on the small table, so I put a bowl of it to eat.
After eating, he saw that his wife was still beating his son there, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he said: "Educate children not to use violence all the time, but to be more reasonable!"”
The wife said: "What a pot of wontons, he actually spilled a soak of urine into it, do you say that people are not angry?".“
When the husband heard this, he immediately said:"Daughter-in-law, take a break, let me beat you!"
3.There were two people who quarreled for a day.
One person says that thirty-eight is equal to 24, and another person says that three-eight is equal to 21. In the end, the quarrel reached the county office, and the county official listened to it and dragged the person out of 3824 and slapped 20 boards.
24 The man was dissatisfied, obviously he was stupid, why did he beat me?
The county magistrate said: "You can quarrel with people from 38 27 for a day, and you still say that you are not stupid, who will you fight if you don't beat you, and what is the strength of unreasonable people?"”
4.A woman in uniform and a man fights in battle.
Menstruation suddenly occurred, and blood flowed between the strands, and the company commander hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"Injured?“
The female soldier said:"It's okay, it's okay. "
The company commander didn't believe it, and forcibly took off his pants to take a look!
Furious: "He's blown up!."And said it was okay!“
5.In the underworld, the two ghosts A and B met by chance.
A ghost: "Look at your grave, didn't your descendants come to worship you this year?".“
Ghost B: "Yes, those unfilial descendants. Look at your grave, your descendants have come, right?“
Ghost Armor: "It's coming, it's coming, but the people who come have changed a little." "
Otomi:"How to say?"
A ghost: "I don't know all of them, those unfilial sons specially paid for it." "
6.A large ant is leading a group of small ants in a drill. It found that the movements of the little ants were always incorrect, either not standard here or there, so the big ants began to get angry: "What are you doing?".What a bunch of!The little ants all bowed their heads and did not speak.
But they all showed angry looks. At this time, an old ant crawled up to the big ant and said, "Don't lose your temper yet, do you know why they don't do well?"That's because you're doing the wrong thing to show them!“
The big ant bowed its head in shame.
7.There was a Buddha who met a man on his journey. For several days in a row, the man slandered him in various ways Finally, the Buddha turned around and asked the man :
If someone gives you a gift and you refuse to accept it, who does it belong to?“
The man replied, "It belongs to the one who wants to give the gift." ”
The Buddha smiled and said:"That's right, if I don't accept your abuse, then you're scolding yourself“
The man walked away boredly.
8.Somewhere in Asia, there is a kind of trap for catching monkeys: a coconut shell is hollowed out and then tied up with a rope and hung on a tree or fixed to a high place, leaving a small hole in the coconut to put some food, the hole is just the size of the monkey to reach in with his bare hands and not be able to come out with a fist.
So, the monkey smelled the fragrance and reached in to grab the food.
Naturally, the clenched fist could not come out of the hole, and it was captured by the hunters.
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