A collection of funny news in the second half of 2023!
We don't produce jokes, we're just porters of news.
In November, a staff member of the Little Bee site at a university in Xi'an reported to the police that someone had purchased an Apple mobile phone in a certain east
After the return,The merchant receives a model machine.
After investigation, the buyer Zhou Moumou was a college student, and he bought an Apple model machine of more than ten yuan online in advance, and removed the sealing strip of the packaging box of the real machineReplace the real phone with a model phone
Attach the seal again.
Subsequently, he used the return mechanism of the shopping platform to return the model machine, and then took the new machine as his own, thinking that it was a seamless ......
At present, Zhou Moumou has been criminally detained.
In October, two aunts, Zeng and Wu, were at Singapore Changi Airport and wanted to transfer to the Netherlands, but they did not have visas for the Netherlands or other European Schengen countries, which were rejected by the staff.
Subsequently, Zeng Mousai gave the staff $50 and asked him to help communicate with the airline and let the two board the plane.
After being rejected again, Zeng did not give up, and repeatedly bribed other staff at the airport.
In the end, Zeng was sentenced to 28 days in prison by a Singapore court for bribery.
In November, Shanghai Chongming** received a report from Shen Xiu'an, saying that the incense money in the merit box was stolen.
* Quickly launched an investigation and arrested the suspect Qin.
According to the investigation, Qin drove to the relevant temples and nunnery in mid-October and stole the incense money of 9 merit boxes.
Qin also quibbled that he was not stealing, but"Borrow".
I asked the Bodhisattva if he could take the money from the merit box”
The Bodhisattva made an "ok" ......
In December, after the resignation of Ms. Tang in Nanchong, SichuanMore than 600 work groups were withdrawn.
Ms. Tang introduced that she is engaged in the real estate design of shopping malls, and there are hundreds of stores in each shopping mall, and she needs to review the store design drawings one by one, so she has accumulated more than 600 groups, and she has to reply to messages at any time every day, and her nerves have been tense.
After leaving the company,It took 3 and a half hours to withdraw all the groups
Feel refreshed. Netizen: This is a resignation, it is clearly a redemption ......
In October, Ms. Zhao in Changsha asked for help, saying that her ex-husband had locked her 5-year-old daughter in a car for several hours in order to run.
She also said that the divorce was because her ex-husband was addicted to running, and running was his life, and he said that he could die for running. ”
Ms. Zhao said that on the day her ex-husband participated in the run, her daughter had to go to kindergarten normally in the morning, but it was almost noon.
My ex-husband brother said that he had been in the car, and I only ran 15 km.
If she wasn't satisfied, she would sue me and take the baby back. ”
In October, a woman in Fuyang, Anhui Province, took the three durian cores she had eaten and asked the fruit store to ask for a return, on the grounds that "durian is not delicious".
Then the store called the police, and the woman was taken away by her family.
In October, a woman drove on a rainy day.
For fear of getting your car rained,I didn't uncover the clothes, and drove away
As a result, after driving blindly for a few meters, he rear-ended the car in front.
In November, ** was announced.
The post-90s moonlight clan was admitted to the civil service under the guidance of foreign spies
A case in which he was later sentenced for leaking secrets.
"Post-90s" Xiao Dong is a graduate student in industrial economics.
After graduating in 2019, he worked in a research institute under a party and government agency.
Drinking and meeting a foreigner (foreign spy), with money**, let Xiao Dong help find internal information.
With the deepening of the exchange, the foreigner even helped Xiao Dong plan his life goals and guide him to be admitted to the civil service.
In the new unit, Xiao Dong was appreciated and came into contact with many important party and government organs
Core facts and figures.
The spy kept raising the ** code and asked Xiao Dong to copy or take pictures of the documents to him.
Xiao Dong was sentenced to four years and nine months in prison and deprived of political rights for one year for "espionage."
In August, Chongqing citizen Sun reported to the police that he managedAll the furniture in the villa model room is missing
It becomes a "rough house".
After investigation, between June and August,There are three different criminal gangs
Both of the villas were carried out on a large scale"Moving" theft,
The loss was more than one million dollars.
At present, the members of the criminal gang have been **.
An 11-year-old boy in Hangzhou took a three-week leave due to illness, but he was stumped by the homework he had missed, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he chose to call the police.
The boy cried that he couldn't write his homework because he hadn't been in class for three weeks, and his mother told him that he had to make up three weeks of homework this week.
Seeing that he was going back to school in two days and couldn't do any homework, the boy broke down.
Later, under the communication and comfort of the police, the boy's mother said that she would communicate with the school, and the boy's mood gradually stabilized.
In October, the Guangde Court in Anhui Province openly tried a case.
Defendant Chen rode a motorcycle from Zhejiang Province to Guangde City, Anhui Province, and stole a total of 15 old hens from three households.
It is reported that this is not the first time that ChenStealing chickens across provincesFinish.
Since 1996, he has been stealing old hens from Guangde across provinces, and has been arrested many times and sentenced.
Netizen: Is Guangde's old hen really so delicious?
In November, in Dali, Yunnan, a man packed the quilt in his room after staying in a hotel.
The hotel staff said that the man's room fee was 88 yuan, and the wholesale price of the packaged quilt was 150 yuan.
After the incident, the hotel dialed **, sent text messages, etc., according to the information registered by the man when he checked in.
Tried to contact them but received no response.
A man in Guiyangdisguised as a garbage bag,
Shoplifting in an office building.
It is reported that during his appearance, there will be a power outage on a certain floor of an office building with normal electricity;
And after committing the crime, he would put a garbage bag over his head and leave.
At present, the man has **.
The police said that the suspect usually sneaked in around 3 a.m., and the target of the crime was generally a photography store.
At present, the suspect has confessed to 7 cases and stolen more than 100,000 yuan of property.
In October, a man in Xiangyang, Hubei Province, showed off after stealing an electric car on the side of the road.
Rich brothers, get another one".
Before he could ride home, he was arrested by the police on the way, and the man was detained.
In December, a man in Zhaoqing, Guangdong Province, found that the medicinal wine that had been brewed for two years turned out to be a plastic product.
When the man cleaned up the medicinal herbs after drinking the medicinal wine, he found that the seahorse and sea dragon would not break, and it would shrink when burned with fire, and it was accompanied by a plastic smell, so he reacted.
It is said that the seahorse was brought by a friend from other provinces, a pair of more than 30 yuan, fortunately there is no discomfort after drinking.
In November,The dispute between the goose-legged aunts of the Qingbei peopleSparked heated discussions.
The reason is that there is an aunt who sells goose legs at Peking University and Renmin University, and was recently "abducted" by Tsinghua University, and Peking University and Renmin University students lost goose legs.
In the midst of the turmoil, Renmin University announced that it was stepping up research and development, and would sell roast goose legs in the canteen in the future.
It is said that "Aunt Goose Legs" has been in Beijing for more than 20 years, and in 2018, the couple began to sell goose legs at Peking University, and at the request of college students, they went to the National People's Congress for more than a year.
Her goose legs should be ordered in the relevant WeChat group, 15 yuan a copy, and delivered to the school at about 10 o'clock in the evening.
In August, when an elderly man in Guiyang went to the kindergarten to pick up his 6-year-old grandson, he mistakenly picked up someone else's child.
The old man bought snacks with his children
Visited the vegetable market,I even took the child to the hospital for vaccination.
What is ironic is that when picking up people, the child also told the teacher that the old man was his "grandfather".
After this year's college entrance examination,"Shanhe University".Born out of nowhere.
Shanhe University" originated from a joke among netizensShandong, Shanxi, Henan, Hebeiof four provinces.
3.43 million candidates, each of whom contributed 1,000 yuan, a total of more than 3 billion, can create a comprehensive university at the junction of four provincesEnrollment for the "four provinces of mountains and rivers".
Shandong Shanxi is called the mountain, Henan and Hebei are called the river, and love is the great, erudite and knowledge-seeking is the learning....
This will be the only 411 university in China, a super-first-class university jointly built overnight by four provinces....
As soon as the joke was proposed, it quickly spread, with fictitious official websites, school mottos, school emblems, faculties, etc.
It was relayed by netizens and designed with all kinds of resources.
Behind the reactionThe allocation of educational resourcesFood for thought.
In August, many sections of Tianjin uncles and aunts dived in the Haihe River** attracted attention, and the Haihe Lion Forest Bridge
Bei'anqiao has even become an Internet celebrity "scenic spot", attracting many tourists to check in.
Some netizens ridiculed that the uncle's diving has become a "6A-level attraction" in Tianjin, and some netizens laughed and said".Tianjin has its own Guo Jingjing. ”
In September, the Tianjin Lion Forest Bridge Diving Team issued a proposal to announce that it would no longer dive at the Lion Forest Bridge.
Jiangsu Mr. Sun will own his "Ducati" motorcycle.
Hang on the web**.
A person who claimed to be surnamed Zhou contacted him, and the two parties agreed on a transaction of 170,000 yuan, and the other party gave "200,000" cash on the spot, and instructed him not to open the cash, and wait for the two to transfer the house together.
Afterwards, Mr. Sun felt that something was wrong and found out after calling the policeThese 200,000 are practice coupons.
After investigation, the suspect Luan was arrested.
Luan confessed that this was a ** prop purchased for 90 yuan online.