30 things I found out after I went to Thailand
1.As soon as I set foot on Thai soil, the first thing I was greeted with was "Swadee-krap" (hello), and I thought they were saying "Sorry crap"!This is really the beginning of a cheat!
2.On Bangkok's Khao San Road, I tried to taste an authentic Thai fried rice. However, when the meal was served, I couldn't help but exclaim, "So spicy, so spicy, my mouth is crying!."(So spicy, so spicy, my mouth is crying!)This daddy's food makes me hot.
3.On Patong Beach in Phuket, I want to enjoy the sun and sand. However, as I lay on my beach chair, I suddenly found myself besieged by people seeking to live on: "Money, money, like a walking atm."(Money, money, like a walking ATM.) This beach experience made me feel like a living thunderbolt.
4.At the night market in Chiang Mai, I tried to find some unique souvenirs. However, when I saw the ** label, I could only helplessly say to myself: "So expensive, so expensive, i can."'t afford anything!(So expensive, so expensive, I can't afford anything!)This shopping trip made me a poor tourist.
5.At the night market in Hua Hin, I was looking forward to tasting some of the local delicacies. However, when I ordered a fried insect, I suddenly realized that I was going to eat grasshoppers: "Crunchy, crunchy, like a fried grasshopper."(Crunchy, crunchy, like a fried grasshopper.) This food makes me feel like I'm on an adventure show.
6.At Wat Chalong in Phuket, I was led on a tour by an enthusiastic tour guide. However, the guide's level of English left me speechless: "The buddha is big, really big, but i don."'t know how old.(The Buddha statue is huge, really big, but I don't know how long it has been.) I can only silently admire the cultural heritage of this pit daddy.
7.At Wat Arun in Bangkok, I tried to listen to a religious service. However, when the monks began to chant the sutras, I suddenly found myself unable to keep up with the rhythm: "chanting, chanting, like a tone-deaf parrot."(Chanting, chanting, like a parrot with a sound idiot.) This religious experience made me feel like I was in a saboteur contest.
8.At a swing club in Chiang Mai, I decided to try my hand at traditional Thai dance. However, when I started dancing, I suddenly found myself like a runaway limb: "Flailing, flailing, like a drunken monkey."(Wavering, waving, like a drunken monkey.) This pit daddy dance made me feel like I was in an animal paradise.
9.In Phuket's Patong nightlife district, I took part in a grand Muay Thai show. However, when the boxers take stage, they seem to be a little out of harmony: "Fighting, fighting, like a clumsy elephant."(Wrestling, wrestling, like a clumsy elephant.) I was stunned by this pit daddy's performance.
10.On the Chao Phraya River in Bangkok, I decided to take a cruise to enjoy the scenery. However, when the ship was just launched, I.
Suddenly I felt the hull of the boat sway like a roller coaster: "Rocking, rocking, like a turbulent roller coaster."(Shake, shake, like a turbulent roller coaster.) This pit daddy boat trip made me feel like I was in a thrilling playground.
Overall, my trip to Thailand was full of jokes and surprises. Despite the occasional cheating situations, I am still curious and passionate about this exotic country. Whether it's the food, the culture or the sights, I was impressed by Thailand, and these experiences have become interesting travel stories for me.
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