In Datong, Shanxi, a very ordinary rural village, in a bungalow, the old pipe sitting on the edge of the kang smoked, and the second pipe kept kicking the wall with his feet in leather shoes, knocking and knocking, one after another.
The old manager took a look: **Can you not kick it?What I'm telling you about is well thought out. Your dad is so old, I can be confused?
Are you still well thought out?You don't have a mind at all, you think about a bird.
When the old manager heard this, he said angrily: No, you just talk to your father like this?Your father is in his sixties today, and my physique is no longer strong, how many more years can I live?Do you have to tell your father to leave a regret in the last ten or twenty years of his life?
Don't talk nonsense about our father and son. You don't have a face, I still have a face. What are you doing when you're so old?We're ***?We won't be able to maintain people in the future?
Why don't you protect people?What did you say your father had begged you all these years?Besides, this matter is not a matter of asking for you, it is your father and I who discuss it with you. When you hear it, you crackle and scream, after all, I am your father.
Erguanzi took a look: Think about it yourself, do you say that or not?
What's the slack?I just want to get married with your Aunt Liu, why did I dump it?
Erguan took a look: I don't have the face to talk about you. You two just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate, you tell me what to do?
The old manager said: No, we can't do it all at onceWe haven't done much in all these years. Originally, I thought to your Aunt Liu that when you got married, we would get married. Later, I didn't even have a partner, and I didn't think about getting married. Then you say that I and your Aunt Liu can't just wait indefinitely, right?When?Haven't you Aunt Liu been with me for a few years?Your father is also sincere, and he likes your Aunt Liu very much.
Let's stop arguing. Dad, let's talk calmly.
The old manager took a look, felt that there was a turnaround, and said: I should have said something from my heart a long time ago.
The second manager asked: Did Aunt Liu divorce her man?
They divorced two years ago. Or can your Aunt Liu live in our house every day?
In this way, if you really want to do it, we will do it for a while, invite the left and right neighbors to have a meal together, and I will pay for it, and we will not accept it. To be honest, I'm not saying I can't afford to lose this person, it's not good to say. In the future, it will be spread out, and it will be said that the father of the second pipe is in his sixties, and he had an extramarital affair with an old lady, and later married the old lady. Do you sound good about that?
When the old man heard this, he said: It's all worldly eyes!It's not your dad educating you, it's all worldly eyes. What else are you thinking about?Who in this life does not experience birth, old age, sickness and death, marriage and marriage?Your father has no right to pursue ** in his sixties?Which law says that a person cannot marry after the age of 60?I just like your Aunt Liu, I just want to give her a home, I want to give her a hug, I want to give her a home. What's going on?
No, I'm here.
didn't wait for the second pipe to speak, the old pipe was anxious: I'll tell you, this matter is not discussed. If you don't agree, I'll cut off your father-son relationship. If it doesn't work, I'll ask your Aunt Liu for another one.
No, what do you say?
If I say no, I'll ask you for another one from Aunt Liu. Don't look at me in my sixties, I'm still hard.
When the second tube heard it, he said: I won't fight with you. My friend, I'm not going to ask for one, I can't open my mouth. If you want to do a big deal, you can notify yourself.
The old manager said: I don't need you. Still use you?Who pulled you so big with a handful of and a handful of?Who?I won't lie to you, your mother is a person who hates the poor and loves the rich, and after giving birth to you, she ran away with Lao Wang in the east, and it was your father who pulled you alone. Your dad was good at that time. Sometimes when your father goes out to run errands, he entrusts you to your Aunt Liu. Your Aunt Liu treats you like her own son, and sometimes feeds you. **Also biting people. I've seen it several times.
Don't talk nonsense, real or fake?
What the am I lying about?It's not that your dad wants to marry her, and he's talking nonsense here. Your Aunt Liu has been good to you since she was a child, and without your Aunt Liu, you can't raise you. Now that you have grown up, your mouth is not a mouth, and your face is not a face.
No. Lao Guan waved his hand: Okay, I'll still say that. I told you about this, if you don't agree, you and your Aunt Liu have to do it. Our marriage certificate has been obtained.
The second pipe asked: When the did you two get your certificate?
You don't care when I got my certificate, anyway, I got it, and the wedding photo was also taken. I told my buddies and friends in the past two days to try to find a date next week and have the wedding done.
When the second pipe heard it, he was also very helpless, and said: Okay.
The old manager also softened and said: Daddy begged you, okay?Anyway, you can fulfill your father's dream.
Okay, okay, okay, I won't talk about it.
Usually, the old manager is afraid of the second pipe, but this time the old manager has already said such a thing, and the second pipe has not been strong against the old pipe. Lao Guan also told the truth, after giving birth to the second tube, the mother of the second tube ran away. It is indeed not easy for the old pipe to pull the second pipe bigger.
The second manager agreed with the idea of the old manager to hold a wedding.
Here, Aunt Liu, who was wearing a cheongsam, came over from the next room and asked, "Have you two studied it?"
Erguanzi stood up, waved his hand, and said: Aunt Liu, anyway, in the future, you and my father will have a good time, and I will treat you like my mother. If my dad doesn't say it, I don't even know you've been so good to me since I was a child.
Oh, Mom, you kid really, okay, don't talk about it, Aunt Liu knows it in her heart.
You and my dad have a good time.
For the wedding of the old man, the second pipe booked the largest hall in the Fulong Hotel, which can set up 80 tables.
Fulong Hotel is a hotel specializing in large-scale banquets, just opened for a short time, the environment and decoration have reached the star standard, in Datong side, it is quite OK.
Here, the old manager is responsible for notifying his buddy friends when he was young, and some old ruffians who have made friends when he is older, and the second pipe is responsible for calling his buddies and friends, including Gadai.
The second pipe picked up the ** and called the ** to Gadai: Brother.
Hey, the tube. Brother, let me tell you something, don't laugh.
What am I laughing at?You say.
The second manager said: My dad is going to marry Aunt Liu.
Gadai took a look and said: Didn't they live together?How. Got feelings?
I have deep feelings!My dad said that he wanted to give her a home, a warm embrace and a home. You don't know, I just heard today that when the two took wedding photos two days ago, Aunt Liu couldn't laugh, my dad came and said, I will be your harbor in the future, Aunt Liu is happy.
Gadai also laughed: Uncle, okay. On what day?
Next Wednesday, at our Furlong Hotel in Datong. Brother, come early, I really haven't seen anyone like my father.
Gardai said: You don't care about this. Guanzi, it's not that my brother said you, after all, my father is so old, it's rare to have such an idea, you have to be considerate of him and understand him. By the way, brother still has something to ask.
What's the word?Gardai asked: Can Aunt Liu's man agree?
The second pipe said: The two of them have divorced a long time ago.
That's okay, brother must arrive.
Brother, in terms of face.
The second pipe was embarrassed to speak.
Gardai said: Don't worry. What do you say you need my brother to do?Whether it's to find some awesome characters to go over, or to make a pomp and circumstance, make a team, you say.
Only. Just try to do it all.
When Gadai heard this, he said: In this way, I will call Li Manlin for you, and Yu Haipeng for you. Who do you want to go to here in Beijing?
Beijing is just for you and the group of buddies around you, and I don't fancy anyone else.
Okay, I must arrive, I'll find you a few more big brothers, and I'll see if they are free in Wuleizi in Tangshan. If I have time, I'll bring it to you.
Okay, man. Then I'll wait for you to come.
The second pipe hung up**. Gadai agreed to come, how happy the second pipe was to be raised, and felt that the other buddies and friends were not worth mentioning.
Here, the old manager also informed his buddies and friends.
On this night, Lao Guan invited a group of old buddies to dinner, and in order to make the second pipe pay, Lao Guan chose a barbecue restaurant about 100 meters away from Zhongsheng Billiards Hall.
Here, the old manager brought Aunt Liu over, and these old buddies were all fifty or sixty years old, sitting together. The old manager said: What, I will hold a ceremony at 5:18 p.m. next Wednesday, you guys come early. People say that young couples are old companions, hey, he Aunt Liu, how many marriages are you?
I, I'm supposed to be the fifth hand to you.
The old man listened: the fifth hand?Then I'm newer than you, and I'm second-hand to you.
Aunt Liu glanced at him: Are you still second-hand?The official announcement is second-hand, in fact, the two of us are similar.
The old manager waved his hand: Look, she is a real person, what do you have to say to me.
A group of old buddies also said that they knew and knew, and they were just joking here, but everyone also knew that there was still one person who was invited by the old man who had not arrived.
This old brother's surname is Zhou, and he is called Zhou Laobao.
Zhou Laobao is fifty years old, but judging from his appearance, he is very young and looks like he is in his forties. found a concubine, before retiring was a dance teacher, known as Teacher Zhao, and his son was a very successful businessman.
Although Mr. Zhao has retired, after all, he is engaged in dance, and his figure and body are well maintained, and he is also a bit of an appearance association.
Here, Zhou Laobao fell in love with Mr. Zhao, and Mr. Zhao was willing to dress up Mr. Zhou. Therefore, although Zhou Laobao is nearly sixty years old, he always wears the style of young and middle-aged people, which is very fashionable and full of style.
Talking and talking, here, Zhou Laobao came in, a light-colored small windbreaker, combed his hair, wrapped around a white scarf, wearing white leather shoes, and wearing a large gold nugget Zhou Laobao entered the door, waved his hand and shouted: "Lao Guan!".
As soon as the old manager raised his head, he also hurriedly greeted: Oh,, old treasure.
As he spoke, he got up and shook hands with Zhou Laobao.
Zhou Laobao said: Qiaotva, there is a traffic jam, or I will arrive early. You haven't started yet, have you?
The old manager took a look: I'm waiting for you, hurry up and sit down.
As soon as Zhou Laobao sat down, a group of old buddies began to drink. After three glasses of wine, Zhou Laobao said: What, what do you two think?There are no outsiders, no outsiders. I'll be honest, we've been friends for over a decade. What do you two think?
What do you think?
Lao Zhou said: You are both this age. What you look like, everyone knows. Lao Liu is also almost fifty years old, when he was young. I can't say too much, everyone knows it. The two of you have partnered, what kind of marriage are you going to get?Who doesn't know whom?To put it mildly, if this gets out, what will it become?Her ex-husband is still there.
When the old manager heard this, he was a little anxious: what can he do when he is not there?They divorced, she lived with me, and I gave her a home.
Give it to the chicken feather family, you give it back to her family, you are every day, I am embarrassed to say you. Alright, pull it down.
No, what's the matter, you're better than me?
Lao Zhou said proudly: I'm not better than you?Are you better than me?You are such a match for Mrs. Zhao?
Lao Zhou said: Let's chat, let's chat, don't mention her.
What about mentioning her?Then why are you talking about my old Liu?Lao Liu was restless when he was young, but now that he is old, isn't he also stable?They revolve around me all day long, inseparable, what's the matter?Did your boss Zhao hug fewer men when he was young?I also saw her pushed away that day by an old man in his sixties who rode upside down on a donkey.
Here, Lao Zhou is anxious: Pretty Baby!Don't talk nonsense, old man.
The old manager said: What nonsense do I have?I saw it with my own eyes. It must have been pushed into the bud field. These buddies are all listening here, no one is much better than the other, don't talk about my Lao Liu. If you want to talk about my old Liu, I'll talk about you. Who are you better than?
No, old man, you want to fight?
Fighting, I'm still afraid of you?Do you think I can't beat you?I can kill you!
Lao Zhou pointed at the old pipe with his hand and said: You say it again!
A few old buddies hurriedly persuaded them: Lao Zhou, what are you doing?
Old Monday waved his hand: Don't stop me. Boss, you say it again!
What can I say a few words?Mrs. Zhao was pushed away.
If it's, you say it again.
Can the old pipe get used to you, said: Mrs. Zhao has gone into the bud rice field with someone.
Pretty Baby!Before he finished speaking, Lao Zhou was rounded up and slapped on Lao Guan's ear. Lao Guan's freshly trimmed hairstyle suddenly became like a hedgehog.
Regardless of age, maintaining the dignity of one's lover and family is what one person should do. Here, for this matter, Lao Guan and Lao Zhou fought with one punch and one kick, and the fight was inseparable.
Aunt Liu couldn't do anything on the side. A few old buddies watched the excitement, and they were not afraid of big things, and they said don't fight, don't fight, no one went up to fight, they just stood by.
Here, the second tube came out to buy cigarettes, and saw a lot of people around the door of the barbecue restaurant, saying that there were people fighting inside. The second pipe also joined in the excitement and came to the crowd of onlookers in front of the barbecue restaurant.
On the side, the owner of the barbecue restaurant came out and said: Which one can help you make a **, report to Ah sir, I'm out of power.
As soon as he finished speaking, the boss saw the second pipe: Oops, second pipe, your dad is fighting with someone inside!
Two tubes and one listen: My dad?No, who did my dad fight with?
Go in and have a look. Your dad and Lao Zhou quarreled first, and now it's fighting.
The second pipe pushed away the crowd and rushed in.
Here, Lao Zhou just stood up, and a handful of his hair was lost. The old tube's ears were torn open. The old man covered his ears and said: If you are awesome, don't go, we will fix the point.
Lao Zhou covered his head and said: Pretty Baby!You pluck my hair. Wait.
As he was talking, the second tube rushed over, towards the bridge of Lao Zhou's nose, and went up with a punch, and Lao Zhou fell to the ground all of a sudden.
The second pipe takes a look: Pretty Baby, hit my father?Dad, how are you?
When the old manager saw that his son was coming, he also had a bottom in his heart: he broke my ears and scolded you Aunt Liu.
Here, the second pipe picked up a stove hook from the side, split his head and covered his face, and pulled it on Lao Zhou's body. Lao Zhou first rolled all over the ground, and gradually stopped moving. The boss hurriedly came up and hugged the second pipe and said: Second pipe, don't fight, if you fight again, you will be killed.
The second pipe threw the stove hook to the side, pointed at Lao Zhou and said: Lao Baozi, let me tell you, my Aunt Liu is now my stepmother. **Say it again, I'll take your bird down and roast it on the fire.
Here, everyone persuaded them to stop fighting. The old manager also spoke: Stop fighting.
The second manager looked at the old manager and said, "Come and sit in my billiard hall for a while?"
The old man pointed to his ear and asked, "Is it serious?"
It's fine, just a little hole, and tomorrow will be fine.