[My boyfriend is in a meeting, how do you tease him?]】
My best friend asked me on WeChat, and I rolled my eyes to the sky.
But he still racked his brains to give her a trick.
Who made her boyfriend my direct leader?
If the leader has a dark face, his subordinates will suffer.
Since my best friend wants to give him a little fun, then I'll think of some tricks for you!
First, cosplay, send him a cross-dressing in line with his XP** (ps: Concubine Zhen plays cross-dressing to make Guangxu want to stop)].
Second, greasy love words, such as I tell you bad news, my thoughts about you are no longer pure, and for example, I don't know why, I just want to find you all day long (greasy words, but your other half should probably eat this set)].
Third, go straight to the point and ask me directly (sincerity is always nirvana).
As soon as I finished replying to my girlfriend's message, I hugged the computer to the meeting, and then I regretted taking the computer.
The meeting is held on Monday to make a report on the work of the week.
The person who projects the document is a fixed lead secretary.
When projecting the screen today, she plugged in the cable and knocked over the coffee, and the coffee water melted into the computer along the computer keyboard, and the secretary immediately wiped it so far, but the computer still has a black screen.
I sat next to the secretary, and she naturally requisitioned my computer.
After she turned on the computer, she looked at the WeChat dialog box on the screen, I was stunned, bit my lower lip and grabbed the computer, and quit WeChat with trembling hands.
My heart thumped and I peeked at the leader's face.
The leader was lowering his head to play with his mobile phone, and the corners of his mouth were imperceptibly curved. Seeing this, I put my hands on my chest and breathed a sigh of relief: It's okay, it's okay, he didn't see what I said to his girlfriend to tease him.
At the end of the weekly meeting, I returned to my desk in the joke of my colleagues, holding my mobile phone with both hands, and just about to send WeChat to my girlfriend, the leader called me to his independent office.
Haven't you been busy at work lately?Do you still have time to work part-time as an emotion analyst?」
I'm confused!He saw it!
Then he laughs, is he satisfied with my tricks?
Now who is talking to me alone?
Huh?Ah, that, I went back to the subway when I went to work, and passed the time. Ah that, I won't support this kind of bad trick in the future, and I'm dedicated to my work, and the leader can rest assured!」
I swear to God: If you two mess again, I will have your last name!
The leader Xiaoxiao did not pursue this matter again, but asked me to be solely responsible for the annual meeting project, saying that I had a lot of ideas, and asked me to come up with a plan and communicate directly with the administration department.
I smiled and nodded.
When I returned to my workstation again, my heart was like a roller coaster, and I calmed down.
Sister, you can do it!】
I just used the first trick, and he couldn't do it, saying let me wait at home!】
You go and rely on an emotional analyst, I think you can do it!】
You work, I'm going to prepare, love you. 】
Me: Hah!Haha!Hahaha!
Staring at the screenshot sent by my girlfriend and her cosplay style, I am glad that they are a couple, otherwise I would have wanted to report her for pornographic waste!
But leaders are not like hungry people.
I stole my head to look at the leader's office.
Oh ho, the leader just put on his coat and walked out of the office.
Looking at the disappearance of the leader's back, I slumped in the back of the chair: alas, I know too many personal matters of the leader, I don't know whether it is joy or sorrow!
Suddenly!A ** thought, a flash of inspiration.
At the end of the year, he will fire me, can I take advantage of the ......
AhhhhI shook my head violently!
Nope!Nope!His girlfriend is a little girl I've been playing with for 26 years!
Hurry up and get to work!Work!Work!
If the work is done well and the performance is good, the company can't let me get out!
**Don't substitute!）