A colleague just picked up a **, Shentong Express. Said that there was a letter from him, but the distance was far away, it was inconvenient to send it, and the courier came to say a word, and the content was not much, or I could read it to you.
I have a feeling that this car must be in tears.
During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, I got off work two hours in advance to catch the 5 o'clock train, rushed into the waiting room to check the time 3 times, and the train departed at 9 o'clock in the evening, and ...... 4 hours lateCame out and rechecked the ticket after 3 hours of mixing in KFC, and the long queue finally arrived at me, and the ticket checker: You voted wrong. Me: Yes, the train is late, it doesn't leave until 9 o'clock. Ticket checker: I know it opens at 9 o'clock, but the arrival station on your ticket is ...... here
Could this be the reincarnation of the second senior brother?
When I went down the stairs two quarters to the end, my foot slipped and I fell to one knee on the next floor. Then a guy happened to walk up the stairwell and was startled when he saw me and said, "Are you proposing?".Then help me up. Now he's my boyfriend.
Hurry up, hurry up, the end is ahead!
In history class, the teacher asked the students if anyone knew how many miles the Long March had traveled
Immediately I laughed, I must grasp such a mentally retarded problem, and instantly stood up, "Teacher, it's 108,000 miles."
Oops, it's winter, it's so cold outside.
Dude, are you sure you want to keep the fish in a bucket of pure water?
Yesterday at noon to extract wisdom teeth, two injections of anesthetic down after a while to feel numb, then the doctor began to extract the tooth, may not be easy to extract, the doctor stopped halfway, I was curious about what the state of my teeth is, I licked with my tongue, licked lightly and did not feel, licked hard, or did not feel, licked hard and hard, or did not feel, was about to say that this anesthetic is really powerful, the doctor said leisurely ......"Don't ** fingers anymore.........
Mom, I'm so wronged.
A kid gave me a hundred dollars to be his parent. When I arrived at his homeroom teacher, I immediately knelt down: "Wife, listen to my explanation".
I wonder if the driver is still alive.
Mom bought a pair of shoes in an Adidas physical store, more than 800, and only more than 400 when I went back to find the exact same one online. Mom bought a pair online again, and then returned the physical store, I told my mom that the online is cheap and may be a high imitation!Ruan's mother calmly said that it was okay, I returned the online purchase to the physical store.