1. Inside the daughter-in-law's unit, a basketball game was organized, and the daughter-in-law was selected to participate, but when I got home after the game, I was shocked, and the daughter-in-law's arms and legs were blue and purple, and there were several scratches on the neck. After looking at the ** on my daughter-in-law's mobile phone, I confirmed that this was definitely a group fight by women in the name of playing basketball. The scene was hot and the atmosphere was enthusiastic.
2 When I am thirty years old, I am not married, and my parents will scold me when they are in a bad mood. I'm going to go out and do it for a few days. Just as I was about to go out, my niece hugged me and cried. I asked: Are you reluctant to give up your aunt?The niece cried and said: No, you are leaving, no one scolds my grandparents, and if you are in a bad mood, you should scold me......I can't stay at this house!
3 This is a true story, not a joke.
One day, my grandfather sighed and said to me, "You are so old that you can't find a match, what can you do?"I comforted: "Grandpa, don't worry, there are so many single dogs now, I'm in a hurry, I'll just grab one and deal with it." After hearing this, my grandfather was so frightened that he trembled all over, and the old tears were all over the place, and he held my hands tightly: "Grandson, this is not good!."People and dogs are together, why don't they match!”
4When the three-year-old son saw his mother buy a thermometer and hang it on the wall, he asked curiously, "Mom, what are you hanging on the wall?"”
Mom replied, "It's a thermometer, and it measures temperature." ”
The son asked, "Mom, is there a fever in the house too?"”
5. Mr. Wang has a unique memory method, every time he encounters something new, he has to use the things he is familiar with to associate and remember. Once, when Mr. Wang was a substitute teacher in a class, when he asked a question, a student's name was "Ma Linshu", and he thought of "potato". Two months later, Mr. Wang came to this class to substitute for the class, and when he wanted to ask this student again, he couldn't remember his name, and he was stunned for a long time before he said, "Tudou, you can answer ......."”
6 In the morning, I picked up a wallet with hundreds of dollars and documents, and most importantly, a piece of paper.
It reads: I often drop things, and the money in my wallet is given to you, just return the documents to me. Mobile: xxxxx...
Then I called, only to hear a sentence from the other party: I just picked up this phone.
7 Yesterday afternoon, I asked my husband to send my daughter to a piano trial lesson.
When I came back, I asked my daughter: Did you have fun in class today?How's the teacher?The girl was lying on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed and a toothpick in her mouth, imitating his father's tone and saying: **White, good figure, gentle temper, but her chest is a little small, I give her a score of 90.
8I happened to meet a big brother, and I had dinner with him, and found a deep scar on the right side of his face, so I asked: "Big brother, you are so brave, I want to know who can leave such a deep scar on your face?!!"At this time, the eldest brother put down his wine glass, looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, his eyes were filled with tears, and said, "I, I had a caesarean section."
9 When the couple went out and came home, the wife closed the door with a bang as soon as she entered the house. The husband knocked on the door and shouted, "Why did you shut me out?".Hurry up. The wife, who did the work of a bus conductor, was impatient and said, "What is the noise?".I can't wait for the next trip!”
10And when a pony was about to cross the river, the old buffalo saw it and said to him, "Do not be afraid, for the water is shallow, and it is only up to my knees." ”
The little squirrel immediately ran over and shouted, "Don't believe him!".The water was so deep that my friend drowned. ”
The pony didn't know who to listen to, and the mother beside him told him, "Kid, don't pay attention to those two psychopaths, let's walk the bridge." ”
11. The Faculty of Law is undergoing a defense examination. The professor asked a student, "Please tell me, what do you mean?' The student thought for a long time, and then said, "Sir, if you judge me to fail this exam, it's called 'Why?'"According to the law: taking advantage of the other party's ignorance in some aspects and certain situations to cause the other party to suffer a certain degree of loss is **.