In order to win the chess match, the player cheats with "".
This anecdote stems from the finals of the 2023 National Chess Folk Chess Championship that ended on December 17, in which Henan chess player Yan Chenglong defeated Jilin chess player Zhang Wei to win the finals and receive a bonus of 100,000 yuan. But after the game, there was a "bathtub door" turmoil, pointing to Yan Chenglong excreting in the bathtub of the hotel, and according to the chess self-**, the reason why Yan Chenglong is like this may be because he uses "" to cheat, so he needs to discharge and clean the "" in the bathtub.
On December 25, the Chinese Chess Association issued a circular, saying that after investigation, Yan Moumou drank alcohol with others in the room on the night of the 17th, and he himself excreted in the bathtub of the room where he stayed on the 18th. According to what has been learned, it is currently impossible to confirm that Yan Moumou has guessed the "" cheating.
In other words, the "bathtub door" is true, but it cannot be confirmed that Yan Moumou cheated with "". In the end, the Chinese Chess Association withdrew all the awards and awards of Yan Moumou in the 2023 National Chess Folk Chess Championship, did not issue bonuses, and cancelled Yan's relevant qualifications to participate in chess events within 1 year from the date of the penalty decision.
This is not the first time that "" cheating has been brought up.
On September 5, 2022, in a chess match, chess champion Magnus Carlsen unexpectedly lost to 19-year-old American player Hans Niemann, who retired angrily, and also ** the famous words of football legend coach Jose Mourinho: "If I say it, I will be **annoyed." ”
At the time, it was speculated that Magnus was a metaphor for Hans's cheating, after all, Hans had a history of cheating in matches, ranking 98th overall in 2022, and Magnus, who became a "grandmaster" at the age of 13, set the record for the highest rating in history, and has long been ranked first in the world chess rankings.
Of course, the tournament organizers have not yet found evidence of Hans's cheating. Hans himself denied cheating and said he was willing to "play naked".
Perhaps it was the "naked competition" that inspired netizens, and some netizens proposed a "smart anal bead cheating plan" at that time: make the "supercomputer" into an anal bead, stuff it into the rectum through the chrysanthemum, send a signal to the anal bead through the contraction of the sphincter, and then receive instructions through the vibration of the anal bead.
Combined with this "" incident, I can't help but ask, can smart cheating really work?
Do you still remember Ke Jie's artificial intelligence alphago in 2017?
An action performance that makes the game of Go very ornamental.
As early as the first decade of the last century, artificial intelligence began to covet the championship of human chess. IBM's Deep Blue, which challenged Kasparov for the first time in 1996, was defeated.
In 1997, the improved "Deep Blue" fought Kasparov again and finally won.
Kasparov is equally rich in body language.
Since then, Deep Blue has become the first artificial intelligence system to defeat the world chess champion within the standard time limit of the game, and has become an invincible existence for humans.
At that time, "Deep Blue" had a huge host body, and the rising star Alphago was just a software, which could achieve remote cloud computing through any smart device, but the computing power far exceeded that of "Deep Blue".
Loading the alphago to a miniature smart device the size of a smartwatch, it is not difficult to cheat through remote cloud computing, after all, the volume of is much larger than that of a smartwatch. At this time, the "pressure" of the success of the cheat program is first given to the ** sphincter.
Is the human ** sphincter "powerful"?
*The sphincter is a complex annular muscle located in the chrysanthemum, mixed with internal sphincter fibers, combined longitudinal muscle fibers, striated muscle fibers, smooth muscle fibers, and is also the main muscle exercised by the "levator ani exercise", and the strength intensity varies from person to person:
The weak can't even hold their stool;But a strong person can "hold" (in the large intestine) about 18 kilograms of silver.
Therefore, it is possible for people with developed sphincter muscles to squeeze the intelligent through the "levator ani exercise" to send signals, and even the doctors of the anorectal department have confidence in this.
But it depends on the sensitive nervous system to receive the signal, so can the sphincter receive the signal accurately?
Look at the parts. **The inner wall of the sphincter is called the canal and has an irregular ring of "dentate lines".
The upper nerve of the "dentate line" is autonomic and is called the "** area" due to dysesthesiaThe lower end of the "dentate line" is the sensitive sacral nerve, which can trigger the "** reflex" of the chrysanthemum that contracts strongly by touch.
Therefore, the signal transmission module of the "smart" must be at the ** mouth at the lower end of the "toothed line" to avoid doing useless work in the "** area".
However, the "vibration" that occurs at the mouth may be heard by other people's ears, so it is recommended to change it to a silent (low-frequency and long-pulse) electric shock mode.
Clinically, there is an **electrical stimulation (AES) for incontinence through electrical excitation
However, the stimulation is accompanied by the contraction of the muscles, will this contraction cause interference to the "smart".
It doesn't matter, the "smart" can be set to block the state of signal reception when sending messages, but the sphincter must be exercised all the time.
Exercising for too long can lead to muscle fatigue, and the same is true for the sphincter, so the duration of electrical stimulation recommended by clinical clinical trials is 20 minutes.
Is this time limit suitable for a chess tournament?
There are two types of chess: fast and slow: slow chess is divided into 3 stages, and the time limit for the first stage is 2 hours, and the total time may be 75 hours;The total time of rapid chess is also 1About 25 hours. Such a long levator ani exercise may lead to fecal incontinence ...... due to excessive muscle fatigue
So, is it suitable for Chinese chess games?China's chess competition implements the "Chess Competition Rules (2020 Edition)", generally speaking, the basic time is 60 minutes for each side, and 20 seconds are added for each move;The extra time for rapid chess is 10 minutes for each side, plus 10 seconds for each move;The play-offs are played with 6 minutes for Red and 4 minutes for Black, adding 5 seconds for each move.
However, the "Smart" is a supercomputer, and it should have the computing power to quickly defeat the enemy, and we assume that the "Smart" can kill the opponent within 20 minutes. At the same time, the "smart" is a new type of cheating method that has been circulating in the chess circle in the past two years, and there is no evidence to prove that it was used in Chinese chess competitions. Here we take chess as an example, **playing** sphincter and "smart" to communicate language.
Crashing "coding system".
There are two sides of chess, black and white, with 16 pieces on each side, which are divided into six types of chess pieces: king, queen, rook, elephant, horse, and pawn. The chessboard has a total of 64 squares, and the abscissa is represented by the letters A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, and the ordinate is represented by numbers.
In this way, just entering the layout of the chess pieces of both sides with Morse code at the beginning is enough to make people cramp. Fortunately, there are many fixed openings in chess: Italian opening, Evans abandonment, Hungarian defense, three-horse opening, Spanish opening, Russian defense, Scottish opening, king-wing abandonment, Sicilian defense, French defense, etc.
As long as the fixed code of each opening is transmitted to the "smart", the evil consequences of ** cramps at the beginning of the game are avoided. For example, if the opponent is black, use "Italian opening", assuming that "black" is represented by "bk", and the fixed code of "Italian opening" is "ita", which is converted into Morse code.
First, press and hold the "Smart" to open a new chess game, and after receiving the activation feedback, enter the opponent's chess color bk tick ("drop" is a short tone, "answer" is a long tone), and the opponent's opening layout name ita tick tick tick.
Here, we also need to consider the "clear" after the input error, and re-enter the settings.
There are two kinds of input errors: one is to know the input error yourself and correct it spontaneously;One is that you don't even know about the typing error.
In order to prevent input errors that you don't know, the "Smart" should set up a secondary input confirmation mode to prevent the tragedy of "losing all the games with one mistake".
Password creation usually uses a twice-entered confirmation mode.
Once the opponent's layout has been determined, the "Smart" should give a coded signal of the formation name to deal with, and it is best to set it to two sends.
Since chess and white go first, the "smart" should directly send instructions for the move, such as "d2 to d4" tick
Then use the sphincter to send the opponent's move information to the "smart", because the flexibility of the sphincter is lower than that of the fingers, it may take a little longer, and the overall time to take 1 move at the beginning of the game is about 1 minute. Compared to the normal pace of the opening game, this time seems too slow.
Hans defeated Magnus in 57 steps, which required about 1 hour of active, passive levator ani exercise based on the "burst anus coding" time, which seriously exceeded the 20-minute time limit recommended by clinical medicine.
But it is not excluded that this method can be successful, after all, the brain of a chess player is beyond the level of ordinary people, and it is understandable to match a super ** sphincter.
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