Baby, when I meet you, it's like a Northeast person eating noodles, and there is no garlic left.
I'd like to do it too, but I'm amazing.
You said you stole an electric car to raise me, why did you steal my electric car?
Good night, it's time to sleep, the handsome guy I dreamed of last night was only half off his clothes.
My partner said, give me 100,000 yuan after the Chinese Valentine's Day.
The elephant said, "No money."
Pork *** Contemptible people were lucky enough to eat pork once last week.
The brick factory is busy, don't forgive me.
Don't love me unless you shake me.
*Originated from the Internet).
Others are forced: work hard. I was forced to stop living.
Applying for a gym card is like putting money in a merit box, and you can use it to make a wish.
I used to eat with my face, but then I almost starved to death before I gave up.
I'm not popular, but I'm okay to be angry.
Don't wait for the years to grow old before you sigh that life is sloppy.
You can't afford to raise good-looking skins, and interesting souls can't look down on you.
People killed me with their ability, why do you say that I give away people's heads.
Recent status: Thinking about money and wanting to be thick.
Don't ask my sister how old she is, my sister's emotions are fragmented.
Living so big, I rely on three beliefs, the first insistence, the second shamelessness, and the third insistence shamelessness.
*Originated from the Internet).
Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.
I'm so fragile, I must have had a piece of seaweed in my last life.
I beg you to be old, don't use inferior threads to pull me in the future, and it will be broken every once in a while.
The only person who said to me, "Don't go, okay." It was my PE teacher: "Don't go, okay?"Run, hurry, hurry!”
The polar bear said to the penguin, "Penguin, why don't you come to play with me?"
Penguin said: I'm too south.
Cat: Meow meow.
Sheep: Baa
Dogs: Drink plenty of hot water.
Every time I talk to you, you have to take a shower, what, it's dirty to talk to me, right?
I'm a very suspicious person, and once someone doesn't reply to my message, I feel like that person is dead
You can have no love, but you can't help but be funny.
Big things into small cakes, small things into small long bao.
*Originated from the Internet).
He is currently a graduate student, and he is a male high school student.
Summarize yourself in one sentence: sleepier than a dog, more greedy than a pig, and stronger than a donkey.
It's all here, kowtow and go.
Moments only show the Moments of the last 300 years.
I originally wanted to be so thin that I was captivating the country and the city, but I didn't expect to be so fat that there are three layers, what's wrong, what can I do if there is one more thin person in the world.