Author: Mak Chenglang
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Cold and arrogant x flirtatious without knowing it.
One day after losing contact for many years, Lu Mingchu received a ** from his rival Li Heng.
Li Heng asked casually, "Have you ever liked me?"”
Immediately after, a text message came in from the phone.
From: [Agent surnamed Li].
Content: He's participating in an interview, taking a big risk, cooperate with it, thank you.
Fit?Lu Mingchu sneered in his heart and spoke ambiguously.
It's too late to say that, Li Heng. ”
Lu Ming let out a bad breath at the beginning, and the next day, he saw that the hot search was full of Li Heng's name.
It didn't take long for Lu Mingchu to receive a terminal illness diagnosis with a stupid X system.
System: Welcome to the "Liar Swallows 10,000 Needles" system.
You can continue your life by collecting the truth of your rival, the target of the raid, Li Heng.
Lu Mingchu: "6".
One day, Lu Mingchu burned all over his body and urgently needed to cool down.
The humanoid ice machine was on the side, and he couldn't help but stick to it.
Whew, comfortable. Physical contact verbal harassment for a long time, the humanoid ice machine is not dry, and I have to take a shower.
What kind of bath to take at noon, he couldn't help but slander.
Five minutes later, the other party walked out of the bathroom, tightly wrapped.
Lu Mingchu glanced at it and choked:
How do you wear so much?”
Li Heng: "....Do you have something on your mind?”
Sand sculpture sweet text
The content of the entertainment industry is not high. There will be no dialogue.
Excerpt: The elevator door has not opened for a long time, Lu Mingchu and Li Heng stood side by side, separated by a short distance, and no one spoke first.
However, when did Li Heng grow so tall?
Lu Mingchu tilted his head to look.
When they were students, their bodies were obviously about the same, but at this moment, Lu Mingchu stood beside him, but he really felt a sense of oppression.
It seems to be ......It's really three or four centimeters taller than him.
Lu Mingchu silently moved half a step to the side.
Seeing his movements, Li Heng turned his head to look at him and didn't speak, but Lu Mingchu could feel the doubt in his eyes.
Get away from me. Lu Mingchu's tone was not good.
Li Heng paused, and after a moment, replied lightly, "Please." ”
When the elevator arrived, Lu Mingchu walked up first.
As soon as I entered, the space instantly became smaller.
Lu Mingchu immediately remembered one thing - the smaller space meant that the two people had to be very close, and the hotel was even surrounded by reflective metal decorations.
Wouldn't the height difference be more obvious at a glance?
Lu Mingchu immediately stopped him: "Hey, you go and sit down for the next trip." ”
Li Heng: "Reason?."”
There's no reason I don't want to see you.
But Lu Mingchu couldn't use this kind of child-like reason to quarrel, it was too embarrassing.
Status: Completed (first Jinjiang).
Small Theatre:
Yu Hang clicked to accept the friend request.
Jiang Yi's avatar has not changed, it is still a few gear-like mechanical parts, and his WeChat name has not changed, it is still a single Yi character.
Yu Hang's avatar hasn't changed, it's still the chestnut old rabbit he raised, but his WeChat name has changed countless times.
This rabbit was picked up by Jiang Yi on the side of the road, and the fur was chestnut, but Jiang Yi was allergic to rabbit fur, and he almost went into shock when he picked it up, so he gave it to him to raise.
Yu Hang didn't have the patience to raise these small animals, but his grandfather liked it and said that he would stay and have a companion.
Jiang Yi's pampered body, cat hair, dog hair, rabbit hair are allergic, every time he is called to come to his grandfather's place to eat lion's head, Yu Hang has to suck the hair clean, and then close the balcony door.
Nominally, he left Xiao Li to compensate for the empty nesters, but in fact, Yu Hang took care of him a lot.
In the past eight years, Yu Hang occasionally clicked on the classification letter "y" in the friend list, but he didn't see those two gears, and now he has a point again.
It seems that it was only yesterday, but eight years have passed.
Jiang Yi: "Your avatar is still Xiao Li." ”
Yu Hang: "Don't think about it, I'm just too lazy to change." ”
Jiang Yi stared at him: "What do you think I think I think I do?"”
Yu Hang: "....Yu Hang snorted impatiently, and cleaned up the manuscript, put away the messy emotions in his heart, and threw them into the corner.
Jiang Yi: "Is Oguri still there?"”
Yu Hang lifted his eyelids and looked at him coldly, "It's spicy." ”
Jiang Yi: "....Yu Hang: "It's delicious. ”
Jiang Yi: "....The waiter serves the food, and the steamed glutinous rice lion's head and squirrel osmanthus fish are served at the same time.
Yu Hang: "Put the lion's head there." ”
Jiang Yi: "Put the squirrel fish there for him." ”
The two spoke almost simultaneously, then fell silent at the same time.
The waiter happily served the food and said loudly: "It seems that you like to eat squirrel cinnamon fish, and you like to eat steamed glutinous rice lion's head." ”
Yu Hang twisted his eyebrows and wanted to scold, just you can speak!
But endure it, the other party is a girl, maybe she will cry when she says two words.
Yu Hang frowned and ate with his head borrowed, as long as he didn't want to pay attention to people, no one could pry open his mouth and make him spit out half a word.
The meal was very quiet, Jiang Yi didn't speak again, and outsiders seemed to eat at the same table.
Yu Hang had a big meal, and his mood was a little soothed, and he forgot about the strange questions asked by the interviewer for the time being.
Why choose their company?
What are your career plans?
What is your understanding of this position?
Do you feel that your advantage is in
Is there anything wrong with his answer, there is nothing wrong, he just wants to make money, and when he earns enough money, he will resign and reopen the barbecue stall, what is his plan for his career is none of their business.
It's nothing more than work, pay money after the work is done, don't want to fuck off, why does it need to be so complicated?
It's really much easier to be a boss than an employee.
Jiang Yi: "Yu Hang?."”
Yu Hang came back to his senses: "What?."”
What do you think with a stinky face?”
Yu Hang just wanted to talk about your, but when he thought of eating people's soft mouth, he changed his words, "It's better that you still don't know." ”
Jiang Yi nodded the corner of his left mouth and gestured to him, "You haven't wiped it clean here." ”
Yu Hang picked up a tissue and wiped the corner of his left mouth.
Jiang Yi: "It's not clean yet. ”
Yu Hang wiped it again.
Jiang Yi sighed, raised his hand and rubbed the corner of his right mouth with a tissue.
The corners of Yu Hang's mouth were numb, and he was a little stunned.
Jiang Yi looked at him, smiled and said, "When you are in a daze, you look like Xiao Li." ”
Yu Hang frowned and scolded, "* It's like a rabbit!."”
Is there such a cool rabbit that drags like this!
If he was at the age of the second year of secondary school, Yu Hang would have to tell him: Lao Tzu is a wolf!It's still a wolf licking blood on the tip of a knife!
Jiang Yi laughed silently.
Yu Hang murdered him: "Won't you tell me it's the right corner of your mouth?"”
I'm mirror teaching. ”
I'm still a bit of a divide. ”
"He's pretty stupid.
Yu Hang got up from his seat and walked out with a straight face.
Jiang Yi is really becoming more and more unreasonable.