The rat I'm talking about today is a lively and intelligent rat like the cartoon Mickey Mouse, not a rat that spreads the plague.
Cat and Mouse in a sketch: My name is Bai Yun, my name is Heitu, I am eleven, I am fifteen, I am her husband, I am his mother, herFly upIt's the bat himJump upLike a tiger, I'm a robot cat, I'm Mickey Mouse.
The mouse hits the cat**: Hello!The meal is ready!Come down to Missy!Cat bellyInOldIn front of the rat hole, I want to get the rat out. Slurred, smacked all night,I didn't get my own food
The mouse, which was driven into a dead corner by the cat, was in a hurry, and suddenly staggered in the face of the cat, and said in his mouth: "Ouch!."Trap me!The cat was very surprised by the mouse's behavior and asked, "How."It's here？"I've eaten rat poison and I'm sick to death, so eat me!."”
A big mouse strayed into the flower shop and was chased by a small flower cat, and the big mouse found that there was no way to escape, so he grabbed a rose and prepared to resistFloretsThe cat was stunned, lowered its head, and said shylyDead ghost, too sudden......It's still young
RatsSay to the cat"I'm in a relationship with a bat, and the child will live in the air in the future, and I'm not afraid of you." The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, "See, she's already pregnant with my baby!"”
Rats and cats negotiate. The mouse questioned the cat, you have eaten my wife and children, how can you compensate me?The cat said:What do you say?I take my wife and childrenBothSendGiveYou,Okay
There was a rat couple, and the female rat always suspected that the male rat was having an affair, but there was never evidence. One day, sheQuietlyTrackingDiscoverMale ratsGot into a pile of grass and immediately followed. At this moment, a hedgehog emerged from the grass. When the female mouse saw that she was angry, she grabbed the hedgehog and shoutedScoldingSaid: "Dead ghost, you still say that you don't have an affair, who do you want to seduce by rubbing so much mousse?"”
Mr. Rat proposes to Miss Rat with a bouquet of roses: "Please marry me!.""Miss RatI'm not happy"Fools know that rats love rice,You also send flowers
RatsGirlHolding a bat's ** directionGirlfriendsThe introduction said, "This is my fiancé. ”GirlfriendsDisdainThe ground pouted"It's ugly!".”The Rat Girl was not convincedYesIt's the pilot!”
RatsThinkMarry your daughter to a tiger,The king of beasts, how majestic!But there are peopleIt is said that the tiger is not as good as the dragon,Soaring through the clouds,So I wanted to marry Long againThere are people againIt is said that the dragon does not fly without cloudsIt is the clouds that can fly;AgainSomeoneIt is said that the wind is stronger than the clouds - the clouds run away when they are blown by the wind, and people say that the walls are stronger than the windmorePowerful - the wind is blocked by the wallBut there are othersSay that rats are more powerful than wallsIt broke as soon as it hit the hole wall, and finallyConclusionOr rats are the most powerful,StillMarry a mouse.
Elephants and mice go swimming. Rats rummaged through piles of clothes by the beachFlipGo, and the elephants are already playing in the water. "Come up, come up!The rat shouted. The elephant staggered ashore: "What did you tell me to come up for?""Hey, I'm just going to see if you're wearing my swimming trunks!”
There were three rats drinking together, and one said, "Let's have a drink and then sing." The second said, "Let's have two drinks and then dance." The third said, "Let's have three drinks, and then we'll have the guts to hit the cat in the mouth." ”
An elephant said to a mouse, "You are undoubtedly the smallest and most useless thing I have ever seen." "Say it again, please, and let me write it downThe rat said"I'm going to tell the fleas.
On August 26, 2023, the grass was first planted in Tianyu Jiayuan