Autumn and Winter Check-in Challenge
Smile often and be happy.
When I was a child, I always hoped that I would grow up, but who knew that as soon as I grew up, I would grow up, gain weight, and grow old, and there was a feeling that the brakes were broken, ......What about you......
The same is true for the small passages of life, you don't laugh at first reading, once you laugh, you laugh, laugh and laugh.
Can cure foot pain".
On this day, I walked in the riverside park and saw a couple who were sweetly clinging to each other!I only heard the girl coquettishly say, "Honey, I have a toothache!."The boy kissed the girl affectionately and asked, "Does it still hurt?"The girl replied shyly, "It doesn't hurt, but it seems to hurt a little in the neck." The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked, "Does it still hurt this time?"The girl happily said, "It doesn't hurt!."An old lady next to her stood and watched for a long time, and finally couldn't help it, and stepped forward to ask the young man: "You are really a god, young man, can you cure your foot pain?""I'm going to go......
That's not because his dad hung up
My son took the fourth-grade midterm exam, took the test paper back and signed, I looked at his results, raised and put down my hand, and said to him with a little hatred: "Look at Kangxi, he became the emperor at the age of six, you look at your grades, that's it." Thinking about it, the kid looked unconvinced and said, "That's not because his father hung up ......."His father hung up ......”oh，my god！This rabbit cub ......
Raising children for a thousand days, using children for a while".
During the Chinese New Year last year, the eldest sister's son upstairs was at home during the winter vacation. On this day, I suddenly heard my eldest sister shouting hysterically to her son upstairs, "No takeout!".In the past two days, your stomach belongs to your mother, and people often say 'raise a child for a thousand days, use a child for a while', shouldn't you accompany your mother to eat leftovers for a few days?"I'm going to go......The mother and son are on ...... again
Can you change the excuse".
My son's final exams are over, and the results are out. When I came home from school in the afternoon, I asked him, "Son, how did you do on this exam?"My son frowned, looked at me, and said, "Dad, next time you want to beat me, can we make another excuse." "I'm going to go......It seems that we have to change the way of education......
It's on purpose".
An insight into personal life.
In our daily work, we don't need everyone to nod and approve of what we do, and we don't live for others to see. If you hate me, why should I run through you, I just want to make you more and more unhappy.
In my daily life, I think about other people's feelings, and I don't feel embarrassed when I speak. But, if any time I talk makes you uncomfortable to listen to, don't think about it, I did it on purpose!
Haha, I don't accept ......
I'll win, take a hundred dollars".
This weekend, when I came home from work for dinner, my dad asked me: "It's been a long time since I've seen you post on Moments, are you having trouble with your girlfriend?"I nodded with a look of loss on my face and said, "We broke up last week." Unexpectedly, my father turned around and said to my mother: "Haha, I won, take a hundred yuan." ”oh，my god！This is the ...... my father and mother
The little jokes of life are short and concise, and it uses humorous and witty stories or jokes to convey laughter to people, and make people feel happy and inspired to think about something in the laughter.
I also eat fried chicken, others eat roasted whole sheep, others drink milk, and I don't say a word when others eat 90 pounds. Haha, what about you......
The charm of a joke is that it can make you laugh and make you laugh. After laughing, remember to step on it in the comment area, you need your encouragement to create!