The ultimate unsolved mystery of domestic entertainment in 2023 is finally about to be revealed
What is the mentality of Jin Sha's little boyfriend who decided to play one in the entertainment industryA pure fool who doesn't know the world
Now the answer is clear, and it is in the hands of the man pictured below.
Previously, Jinsha's boyfriend declared that he hoped Jinsha would love him"500 million lifetimes".At that time, netizens were still puzzled why this number was so large and specific, but now they all guess that he thought of it in an instantMartial arts
Wuyi, the third runner-up of the 2010 Fast Boy, has not left any representative works in the minds of the public in the 13 years since his debut.
But relying on the funny famous scenes left in various variety shows over the years, he has recently suddenly become popular as another "college student in the entertainment industry" after Shan Yichun.
It's just that the post-00s Shan Yichun is a true college student, focusing on a self-release and going crazy at any time.
And martial arts areA repeater who has been crawling in the circle for more than ten years and returns but is still clear and stupid.
A veteran musician in the entertainment industry may still remember him in a variety show a few years agoTake the cakeA classic scene.
In order to make it easier for everyone to hold and eat, the pastry chef cut the whole sandwich cake into four parts.
As a result, Wuyi directly slapped and took away the whole one, and politely greeted the guests opposite, "This cake is too big, let's share one."
The scene is comparable to that of interns attending a departmental dinnerAs a result, when he sat down, he sat on the main seat of the table with an innocent face, which made the people of Shandong with high emotional intelligence look dark.
At this time, Liu Tao, the leader of the department, kindly reminded him that he had taken four, so Wu Yi tried to correct his mistake with a panicked face.
It's a pity that the right answer can't be seen from the scattered situation on the plate, just as young people can't see the hierarchical doorway from the seemingly harmonious workplace.
These are two?Is this four?Not sure, take another look. ”
But the college student is bold and bold, so he only hesitated slightly, and finally took the initiativeLift the celestial lid of the cake.
Because the whole process was so hilarious, "martial arts take cake" later even became an Internet buzzword, describing people who are at a loss to do things.
At the time, everyone thought that he was just a simple brain circuit.
But I don't want a few years to pass, Wuyi is not only still that clear and stupid teenager. It also goes one step further and realizes a two-way rush with the mental state of contemporary college students.
Netizens commented, "Wuyi's life is as complicated and incomrutable as he takes a cake." "We said before that Shan Yichun's college student temperament is mainly reflected in the courage and devastating attitude of daring to say anything. But martial arts subtly remove the unstable aggression of college students, and manifest it as a pure, all-round "clear stupidity". Some people are watching martial arts and watching jokes, but how many post-00s college students are looking in the mirror. 
College students' bodies are crispy and physically exhausted, and they can run out of appendicitis in 800 meters in physical education class. The movement cells of martial arts seem to be similar. 
College students lack life experience, and they usually feel confused as soon as they enter the hospital. And the same is true of martial arts, during the physical examination, I was very distressed when I looked at the 8 tubes of blood that had been pumped out, and I couldn't help but ask the doctor:"Doctor, will I be transfused back after these blood tests?"”
College students ignore all kinds of health secrets, and their favorite food is junk food starch sausage at the south gate of the school. And Wuyi used to eat takeaway from the same family for three meals a day, and when eating instant noodles, he would even snort the remaining sauerkraut in the bag on the spot.
Even because he was eating takeout in bed, he accidentally splashed the new sheets he had just changed, and made a sharp popping sound that only young people can make
The final treatment method is also quite the temperament of a college student: after wiping it drySpray some perfumeContinuing to sleep, I saw my mother frowning in the observation room.
There will always be a slight deviation in the positioning of college students. And Wuyi, who debuted as a singer back then, now positions himself as "we actors" - it is reasonable to suspect that he may be referring to being a comedian in various variety shows. （bushi
College students can be absent-minded about other things, but in the face of any exam, they will face it with a twelve-point spirit.
And "martial arts preparation for the driver's license test" can be said to be the most serious thing he has done in variety shows so far.
Two sheets of A4 paper are used for the brakes and clutch respectively, and even the details of adjusting the seat have to be operated in vain. After thinking about it, I finally pulled out a piece of torn tape to simulate a seat belt, and this wave can be said to have played AR technology clearly.
Of course, if this is the case, then the martial arts are still only superficially similar to college students. What makes the post-00s sweat even more is his interaction with other stars - he is also a veteran of the entertainment industry in his thirties, but he vividly interprets what it means to be a newcomer in the workplaceCautious and well-behaved, but full of loopholes. Eating pork ribs with everyone in the show, using chopsticks to scrape the shredded meat on the ribs across the half-pulled table, Xiao Jingteng, who was watching on the side, looked shocked and asked him why he didn't take a whole piece. Wu Yi let out an "oh" as if he had just thought of it, and reached out to take the ribs.
But netizens have long seen through it:I must be embarrassed to take it, after all, I can't tell what is a piece. Young people are like this, even if they are already nervous in their hearts, they have to pretend to be very skilled on the surface.
If you can summarize Wuyi's dream-chasing showbiz experience in one sentence, it is:Pretending to be an adult, but pretending to be incomplete enough. You see that the work he wants to promote at the Happy Camp is "I'm going to meet two directors tomorrow", like a college student who writes every classwork into his resume during the autumn recruitment.
In the past, he was scolded for being a related household because he was always on Hunan Satellite TV, but now that I think about it, the program team may simply be using martial arts to make up the number of people. A similar client asked for a meeting with the team in charge of the project, but because there was only one permanent employee for the entire project, the intern had to be brought in. "What's your mission on the show today?"I didn't know what I was doing when I was called last night. ”
After reading how many workplace high emotional intelligence guides, I still can't get into this class. When trying to greet Cai Shaofen, who is not very familiar with the show, Wu Yi wittily mentioned that he was actually born in Kowloon, Hong Kong. Regional topics, familiar or unfamiliar can talk about two sentences.
Unexpectedly, Cai Shaofen excitedly thought that he had found a common topic, and asked him which area of Kowloon he was born in. Wu Yi has been growing up in Changsha since he can remember, and this question is really beyond the scope of his geographical knowledge: "What, are you asking me which hospital I was born in?".”
Cai Shaofen smiled awkwardly: It's the first time I've seen someone who can chat like this.
In the workplace, it is necessary to be proficient in some business blowing skills. So when asked what he said about another guest, Zhong Chuxi, Wu Yi immediately replied, "Very enthusiastic." The reason is that when he first arrived at the recording location, the other party ran out to meet him. The embarrassing thing is that Zhong Chuxi obviously doesn't have this plot in his mind.
recalled for a long time with a puzzled face, only to realize that he was rushing over to hug Wu XuanyiBy the way, he waved his hand with the martial arts who came with him.
Fortunately, there is a camera on the scene, otherwise this sycophant will really let you shoot it. Of course, netizens also gave another explanation: "Maybe he heard Wu Xuanyi as martial arts, thinking that the 'Xuan' in the middle was not pronounced." "College students who are new to the workplace, oftenIt's hard to get a fine balance between self-expression and clumsiness. In the same way, martial arts often show an unnecessary restraint.
A netizen said that every time he brushed up on a variety show clip of martial arts, he would remember his first experience of going to the company for an internship. Because I didn't know where the water dispenser in the office was, I was embarrassed to ask, and I didn't drink a sip of water in the company for two days. There is a link in the show that requires martial arts to take photos and reproduce their own ** cover, I don't know which sister picked up a bouquet of stars and stuffed it in his hand as a prop.
For the next few hours, he clutched the starry bunchMy hands were sweating, and I was too embarrassed to put them down. In the end, Xie Na found out, otherwise she might have to worry about which vase to insert at night.
But sometimes, he shows some overconfidence. In the show, Xie Na wore a pair of pants that people couldn't understand, and even if ordinary people were puzzled, they would only implicitly ask if this was a special design.
But I saw Wu Yi cautiously speak: "Sister Na, did your pants just rub against the white wall?"”
Xie Na: You know what we do about singing and dancing circles, let's go back with your new song!
In reality, college students will basically complete the transformation from clear and innocent to social people within one year of work. Only Wuyi, who is now 33 years old, has been in the entertainment industry for half his life and still can't speak.
A few years ago, he had a famous scene in "Happy Camp", He Jiong asked him to tell Ju Jingyi's three advantages on stage. And Wuyi, who has been ridiculed for being short, racked his brains and thought for a long time, and finally held back a clause: "It's the height I like." ”
At this time, Mao Buyi, who was standing in the back, played in his heart: "My God, what the hell is this lively." ”
And now that there are a lot of variety shows, martial arts still fly in front of the mouth and chase the brain behind. The guests had a task of singing together halfway, and Wu Yi was responsible for word segmentation. Before opening his mouth, he thought about how to call other people for a long time - calling the teacher a little rusty, and calling my sister seemed to be too greasy. The last mouth, between the teacher and the sister, chose the "old sister".
Recently, a lot of funny plots of martial arts variety shows have been turned out again, and netizens originally used five points of pity and five points of mockery to treat him as another joke in the entertainment industry. As a result, the more I watched it, the more I couldn't laugh, and I was even a little envious. Obviously, the professional level is not outstanding, and the audience is not very popular, but he can still be so stupid and happy, and he has not been tortured by the society at first glance. It's not unusual to be a clear college student for 4 years, but being a clear college student for more than ten years is enviable.
A star who has long been taught to be a person by social norms is used to showing his easy-going and little things in front of the camera, while Wuyi talks about his weird habits. For example, after taking a shower, no one should touch him or his bed.
His younger brother Wu Xing once said quite sadly in the show that there are two switches in the lights in the martial arts room, and the one near the head of the bed can only be turned off by Wu Yi himself.
Once Wu Xing went to take a picture of martial arts after going to the toilet, but the martial arts who had just taken a bath went to take another one.
However, in this regard, martial arts also treat themselves equally. It is said that if he goes to the toilet by himself, he should leave the space for at least 2 minutes immediately after flushing, otherwise he will take a shower immediately. Some netizens sharply pointed out that this may be a human design, because he used to not only eat in bed on the show, but also put pet pigs in **. As a result, I was urinated with a large blister.
But I went out of my way to flip through this clip, and guess what?Before Wuyi hugged the pig **, he did give people a big bath in the bathtub.
Those who have taken a bath (pet pigs) can**, but those who haven't bathed (their own brother) cannot. Why don't you do it according to the rules?
In the past, the audience was particularly tolerant of a certain star, and a necessary condition was that the business ability was passed. Unlike martial arts, it mainly relies on brain circuits that are simpler than straight lines, and there is also the optimism that never puts difficult things in mind, or it can be called "blunt sensitivity" in a cliché.
After the debut of the fast man, martial arts were on the cusp, with no works and short stature, and they were ridiculed over and over again.
There are a lot of black materials in the meme, but I don't care about him at all. The hosts ridiculed him for being a ** for two years, and Wu Yi said with a smile, "I finally have a work today."
is also in front of the camera, telling jokes about his height.
was asked about the two directors who said they went to Beijing to see before, what happened next. He smiled:"In the end, I found out that it seemed that the crew was a **.
Whatever eats a trench grows wiser, and what high emotional intelligence in the workplace does, it is jealously ineffective in him. What else can I say?I only hope that Wuyi will continue to maintain such a good attitude, and come out every once in a while to give you some new jokes. After all, if there is no martial arts stalk, this entertainment industry will be even more lifeless and boring.
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