Recommend 7 hilarious sand carvings, laugh until you scream throughout the whole process, after all, life is so hard, let's be more happy
1, "After Being Forced to Marry General Evil Star" Author: Gu Sanyue
The ruthless and spicy, cold, sick beauty is subject to & handsome and chic, and occasionally the brain circuit is clear.
Zhao Yeqian was born as a criminal slave, was rescued by the three princes, painstakingly sent him to the throne for many years, and became a minister who everyone shouted and beaten, but who knew that he was personally married by that person to Yan Mingting, the general of Tiansha Lone Star.
The general's father, mother, wife, brother, and dog, everyone is looking forward to the general being able to kill Zhao Yeyan as soon as possible.
On the wedding night, Zhao Yeqi, who was outstanding in red, took out a short knife with a sharp look: "What do you want?"”
Yan Mingting held his hand tightly and borrowed his knife to carve a big character on the head of the bed - morning.
Weak and weak, get up early every day and follow me every day!”“
The common people think this family business is really good!
I heard that the great minister is beaten every day, the roof leak has to be repaired in the house, the kitchen is grasped with both hands, and the husband is very obedient, and he does not dare to scold people from then on. Hey, the general is really mighty!
Zhao Yeqian sat lazily on the edge of the bed, playing with a short knife, and his eyes raised slightly: "Where did the rumors come from?."”
Coming out of my dog's mouth. Yan Mingting, who was walking on the horse, patted his thigh, "Madam, please take a seat, Ming'er doesn't have to get up early." ”
2, "The Big Guy Is All My Cats" Author: The White Night is Unknown
Cute pets, relaxed, sand sculptures, group pets.
Wen Xin dressed as the control group female supporting partner of the heroine in a book of blessing koi in the entertainment industry.
The heroine relied on the koi bloodline to have a smooth ride in the entertainment industry, and the female supporting actress as an elder sister had no blood but no good luck, and gradually became jealous of the heroine and became a vicious second female setting.
However, as a reader from God's perspective, Wen Xin knows that in fact, the female partner is not without good luck, but her good luck is on her own cat. The female partner has five cats, and the five cats seem ordinary, but in fact, they are all crossed by bigwigs from all walks of life
Big guy 1: The heir of the richest family, the big guy who controls the lifeblood of the global economy 2: The goddess of film and television songs in the entertainment industry, popular all over the old, middle and young.
Gangster 3: F1 top racer, world champion.
Big guy 4: The first 14-year-old math genius boy who was robbed by a top school.
Big Guy 5: The top traffic that became popular overnight is small fresh meat, and fans can circle the earth when they are connected.
As long as she raises these five big guys, the life waiting for her is to lie down and win!But Wen Xin in the book didn't know anything about it, and she just wanted to be popular, so she sterilized the big guy No. 1 and disliked the big guy No. 2 for eating too much and threw the newborn big guy No. 4 into the trash.
Later, the bigwigs restored their true bodies and pulled the Avengers, and Wenxin went bankrupt overnight, becoming a black body on the whole network. After wearing the book, Wen Xin said that although she supports the neutering of cats, it does not mean that she wants to be ruined in the future!So Wenxin decided to save herself, first of all, by canceling the sterilization operation for the big guy No. 1.
After dressing as a cat, Qi Zheng, the son of the richest man who endured humiliation and hardship, thought that he would lose his love and stay away from the dignity of his man in this life, but when he opened his eyes again, he found that his sterilization operation had been canceled.
The vicious woman smiled at him and said, "Cub, after careful consideration, Ma Ma decided to keep your cat balls, and you must be obedient and obedient in the future, and strive to have a kitten" Qi Zheng: ...
3. "Zoo Chat Group" Author: Rabbit Ear Qi
Farming text, system, upgrade flow, cute pet, hilarious.
Tang Fei is a zoo keeper, and one day she was pulled into the [Zoo Chat Group] by [Xi Yiou].
What, the elephant who lost her temper today is selling cuteness in the group?
What, the little lion who almost bit her today asked to add her as a friend?What, the animals complained about the unpalatable food in the group and plotted to rebel?Tang Fei lurked in the group of the bigwigs and peeked into the preferences of the bigwigs.
Little Monkey: "Ah, the young lady massage is too good, a little to the left, a little to the left, yes, yes yes here!."”
Panda rolling: "Little sister, I want to make a five-star praise for you!."”
Little Brain Axe: "Little sister, am I still your little cutie!."Do you still love me?”
Then one day, the animals think that the current director is not pleasing to the eye, and it is better for the young lady to be the director!
Tang Fei found that since she had this chat group, she gradually reached the peak of her life.
It's just ......One day the group mixed in with the truth. Big guy.
4, "Obviously it is an abusive heroine but too sand sculpture" Author: Xue Ling
Hilarious sand sculpture cool text, all the supporting roles reduce intelligence, and the system wears books and cool text sand sculptures.
Li Qingyan dressed as the unlucky heroine in the abuse text, according to the plot, she will become a black on the whole network in the love drama "One Day Couple", and was finally tortured to death by several scumbags.
The system says: "After completing the task, the host can modify the original text and change the fate".
There are not many points, so you have to save money.
As a result, Li Qingyan had to embark on the road of changing the script.
The first day of Lianzong.
*Original text: [The president looked at her, his voice was cold, and the temperature around her seemed to drop by 30 degrees in an instant: "Get out.] ”]
Li Qingyan removed the word "like".
So, the audience in the live broadcast room saw that the president's eyes were closed, and he straightened up and fainted on the spot.
Spectators: !!
President, what's wrong with you, President?!”
The second day of Lianzong.
*Original text: [The man stood in place and threatened from above: "Li Qingyan, you dare to go?]”]
Li Qingyan changed the word "stand" to the word "kneeling".
So, in front of everyone, he knelt in front of Li Qingyan with a puff: "Li Qingyan, you dare to go?"”
Everyone: ??
Shocked!The big guy knelt down on the spot, just for humble courtship
When Li Qingyan signed up for a variety show, everyone was waiting to see her jokes.
However, no one expected that Li Qingyan would bring her magic style of painting to collapse the entire love variety show.
Small Theater] original text: "Mr. Fu didn't understand why he was jealous, his thin lips pursed slightly, and his whole body seemed to be filled with cold. ”
Li Qingyan removed the word "like".
Then, she watched the mineral water in the man's hand being instantly chilled, and picked it up with a smile: "Drink some ice water and put out the fire." ”
Fu Tool Man Ba Zong brand refrigerant: "....The man's expression cracked slightly.
5, "The Sand Sculpture Heroine Just Wants to Quit" Author: Mu Mumao
Entertainment industry, sweet writing, wearing books.
Gu Xixi, who is bent on making money, was thinking about the upcoming soaring salary on the day he got the actress, and she dressed as a cannon fodder female supporting actress who is notorious in the entertainment industry and avoided by everyone, and she also bound a cannon fodder system.
The system told her: You have to play this cannon fodder female supporting role, reach the achievement of 0 fans, and quit the entertainment industry.
Gu Xixi, who is greedy for money: You are delusional!System: Give you 10 billion.
Gu Xixi: Good system dad.
Gu Xixi, who had the purpose of retiring from the circle, completely let go of himself.
In the love show, others sang and danced to show their talents, and she split bricks with her hands.
Reading the black fan message, other celebrities were scolded and cried by the message, and Gu Xixi scolded the sunspot and cried.
Black fan message: Gu Xixi is a tank figure, how can she be embarrassed to come out and be a female star?
Gu Xixi: Garbage can be turned into essence, and it is not natural for the old lady to be a female star.
In the talk show, Gu Xixi was ridiculed by the public for having a lot of fans and a bad reputation, and had nothing but his face and figure.
Gu Xixi said: It's a coincidence, isn't it?My black fans say that I have an ugly face and a bad figure, do you want to fight with my black fans?
After letting go of the ego for a while.
Gu Xixi asked the system: My fans ran away, right?Can I take the money and leave the circle?System: [Xixi Chong!]Mom gives you a list!
Gu Xixi: ?
She looked at her black fans again.
One by one, black fans turned black to fans, scrambling to give her P pictures and help her send the square.
She scolded herself and was kicked out of the group.
The agent also sent "bad news": Xixi, you are out, you have been nominated for the best actress at this year's Academy Awards, and Gao Lu has sent a contract to cooperate!Gu Xixi: Did I miss any plot?
6, "Since Ancient Sand Sculpture Villains" Author: Ji Ying
Happy little sun > awkward and obedient big devil, suspenseful monster hunting.
In the suspenseful ** "Cangsheng Lu", Jiang Baiyan was lonely when he was young, and because of his special bloodline, he was taken in Chang'an Shifu.
The clear and sparse young man has a pair of peach blossom eyes, but inside he is a paranoid and gloomy madman, destined to gradually blacken in suffering and humiliation, and bring chaos to the world.
Shi Dai once crossed over and became the Miss Shi Fu who made things difficult for him in every way, and finally died without a place to be buried.
Unfortunately, she didn't make it to the end.
In Shi Dai's known plot, Jiang Baiyan is just a silent and shy little pitiful who is always bullied.
Jiang Baiyan has never seen someone like Shi Dai.
When he slaughtered all the demons in the garden.
The blood-stained young man was murderous, his eyes were like Shura's evil ghosts, and he approached her step by step, and a wicked smile hooked up on his lips: "Scared?."”
Shi Dai: "It's amazing!."I applauded until I flew into the spiral, and then flew around the moon three hundred times, and you actually had dimples when you laughed!"Jiang Baiyan: ...
After seeing her with another man at the Lantern Festival.
Jiang Baiyan lowered her eyes, her fingertips went around her hair, and her tone was playful and gloomy: "The mansion in the western suburbs." If I hide you in it, you won't be discovered, right?”
Shi Dai: "Do you want to eat and live?"Can I sleep late every day?Oh yes, you're good at cooking. "Jiang Baiyan: ...
Jiang Baiyan should have hated her, but when she was about to leave, her eyes were red and she grabbed her cuffs: "Don't want me, okay-" Shi Dai: "Okay, okay, as long as you, puff." "Jiang Baiyan: ...
He didn't seem to have had time to finish his lines.
7, "You Don't Knock This" Author: Ma Hu Zijun
Under the year, the bad heart and the dog are more than attacking & the inner drama is rich and calm, the sand sculpture is sweet, and the daily feelings flow.
Jian Mingzhou graduated from a prestigious school, has an excellent appearance, is friendly, and is perfect in the eyes of outsiders.
But one thing is unknown: he likes to watch Tanmei.
After graduating, Jian Mingzhou lived alone.,Become a famous Tanmei comic editor.,Externally it's a mature and steady adult.,In fact, the room where you live alone is full of people.。
Until one day, he received a ** from a friend.
My eldest nephew's sports training camp is near your home, so it's inconvenient to stay at your house for a while?”
Jian Mingzhou: "How old is the nephew?."”
It's huge. He bent down and slowly hid a room of Tanmei doujinshi.
The college student who came to stay overnight was called Xie Jing.
He is a sports student, tall and handsome, with a smart mind and many friends.
What satisfies Jian Mingzhou the most is that the other party has no desire for him.
He let his guard down and developed his interests freely.
At a crowded fanfair.
As soon as Jian Mingzhou withdrew from the stall, he turned his head and ran into Xie Jing, who was forcibly pulled by his friend.
The doujinshi in the tote bag is quite eye-catching.。
The two were silent for a few seconds.
Xie Jing: "Uncle." ”
Jian Mingzhou calmly interrupted: "You know what it means to **." Xie Jing: "The TO sign is about to fall out." ”
Jian Mingzhou: "....
Jian Mingzhou: "Oh. Thank you. ”
Xie Jing has stood out from outside his family since he was a child, and he seems to be good friends with the people around him, but in fact, he is not interested in anyone.
Until I saw Jian Mingzhou, who was six or seven years older than himself and had red ears but maintained a calm face.
Uncle, will I give you the new Tanmei manga I bought for you?”
Xie Jing hugged him from behind: "Under the year, cohabitation, don't you take this?."”
Don't snort, get out. ”