When the monk heard this, he immediately shouted angrily, and then his eyes turned red, he rubbed the reddened right cheek, and said disdainfully
Are you the kid who came a**?How dare you meddle with Uncle Ben's affairs?Haven't you heard of the prestige of Qingfeng Village?If you know each other, get to my knees and beg for mercy, and maybe I'll let you ...... as soon as I'm happy”
Bah, you're daydreaming!”
At this time, Lin Feng had naturally heard of the prestige of Qingfeng Village, and it was false to say that he was not afraid in his heart, after all, it was a bandit's nest, and no one dared to provoke him within a radius of a hundred miles, and even the government turned a blind eye.
But when he saw the girl's pitiful eyes, his heart suddenly felt bad, and then he gritted his teeth and shouted:
I don't care what Qingfeng Village does to you, since I have discovered your ugly things at this moment, then I will take care of it to the end, there is a kind of you biting me!”
AhhYou're dying on your own!”
The monk was startled when he heard this, and then he was so angry that a cold light flashed in his eyes, and he shouted at him with trembling hands
Good boy, you are really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, I don't know how to write dead words, I admit it today, but you don't have to be proud, my Wutian monk has never suffered such a big loss since he hit the Tao, you remember it for me, next time if I don't get this field back, then I will call you Dad. ”
After finishing speaking, he snorted coldly, covered his wound directly and fled.
Oh, I'll go, I don't have such a big unfilial son, and I'm still a kind monk, it's a shame!”
When Lin Feng heard this at this time, he immediately smiled and shouted with a smug face.
When the monk who had just escaped not far heard this, he suddenly fell in anger, a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth, and he ran faster without looking back.
Seeing this scene, the girl who had just cried was also amused, and when she slowly stood up and wanted to thank Lin Feng, her eyes suddenly turned red, and her head suddenly lost consciousness, and she didn't know the strength of **, so she actually knocked down Lin Feng at once, and began to entangle with him in the broken house.
Seeing her actions, Lin Feng at this time suddenly realized, knowing that this girl must have been hit by an aphrodisiac, if he was unwilling to sacrifice his life to save her, it was estimated that this girl would become stupid.
Thinking of this, he sighed helplessly, and had to be at the mercy of the girl, after all, it is important to save people!
In this way, time is like flowing water, two hours have passed in a blink of an eye, Lin Feng at this time finally opened his eyes, and then he felt that his body was weak, his legs were weak and he couldn't use his strength, seeing his appearance, he couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head.
At this moment, he suddenly felt a cold light coming, and he was so frightened that he turned his head to see that the girl was pale and shook him with a pair of scissors in her hand.
Seeing her actions, Lin Feng felt that something was wrong in his heart, and hurriedly clamped his legs, then swallowed his saliva, and said with an embarrassed face
I said girl!Don't get me wrong, in fact, you just fell for the aphrodisiac ordered by the monk, and I also wanted to save you, so I had the reality of husband and wife with you, so I ...... it”
Shut up for me!”
When the girl heard this, she was immediately angry, only to see her grab Lin Feng's ear, and then a cold light flashed in her eyes, and she said angrily
How do you hear what you mean, it's still my fault?Could it be that my Zhang Mei's reputation is so worthless?Although you easily got my body, shouldn't you be responsible for me?”
Lin Feng was shocked when he heard this, and then he was overjoyed, it turned out that she was responsible for herself!Then why scare yourself like this!Besides, I'm an orphan myself, and now I've encountered such a good thing, picking up a big fat daughter-in-law for nothing, if I refuse, it's stupid!
Thinking of this, he reacted immediately, then glanced at Zhang Mei, pretended to cough at her, and said with a serious face:
Xiaomei, don't worry!Although I, Lin Feng, am a poor boy, as long as you truly love me, I will definitely use my life to protect your life and not let you suffer a little grievance, because I want to marry you. ”
Hmph, that's pretty much it!”
As soon as Zhang Mei heard this, her face instantly improved, and then she put away the scissors, looked at him strangely, and said leisurely
Since you also have an attitude towards me, then don't be stunned, hurry up and go home with me to meet my future mother-in-law!After all, it won't be early, and it will be dark in a while. ”
As soon as Lin Feng heard this, he immediately shook his head with a wry smile, nodded and agreed without the slightest hesitation, and then followed Zhang Mei home.
After a stick of incense, Lin Feng finally walked into Zhang Mei's house, but when he saw a white-skinned and beautiful woman standing in the courtyard, his eyes suddenly rolled, and he immediately stepped forward to please her, and then said with a smile on his lips
Oops!This girl looks so young and beautiful, and this figure is maintained so perfectly, it must be Zhang Mei's sister, the younger brother is deeply honored, and I hope to take care of it in the future!”
As soon as the words fell, I saw the corners of this woman's mouth rise, revealing a strange smile, and then her eyes narrowed, and she said proudly
Boy, your little mouth is pretty good at coaxing people!It's a pity that this look is not good, so this disease must be treated. ”
When Lin Feng heard the words in front of him, he was happy at first, but when he heard what he said later, his face suddenly turned black, and then he glanced at Zhang Mei and wanted to ask her for help.
Hmph, shame on you!”
Seeing his actions, Zhang Mei snorted coldly in her mouth, slapped the back of his head angrily, and then walked up to the woman, hugged her arm directly, and said helplessly
Mother, don't be angry, in fact, he is my husband, let me explain it to you first. ”
After finishing speaking, she directly pulled her mother to the side and began to whisper.
Seeing this scene, Lin Feng's old face turned red, and he was directly stunned in embarrassment, but when he saw his mother-in-law glaring at him from time to time, his heart was sudden.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for my mother-in-law to hear her daughter's explanation, suddenly with a gloomy face, and walked directly to Lin Feng, grabbed his ear, and said angrily
Boy, you're a pretty brave man!Dare to defile my Feng Sanniang's daughter, it seems that if I don't teach you a lesson, you still don't know how powerful I am. ”
After finishing speaking, she snorted coldly in her mouth, and her eyes kept sweeping over Lin Feng's body.
Seeing her actions, Lin Feng was suddenly frightened and his back was cold, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart: Why is this mother and daughter a hobby?Looks like you'll have to be careful!
Thinking of this, he immediately clamped his legs, then smiled and said with an embarrassed face
Mother-in-law!Don't get me wrong, in fact, there are many coincidences in this matter, and I was also trying to save her at that time, so I ...... it”
Shut up for me!”
As soon as Feng Sanniang heard this, she immediately rolled her eyes at him, and then said with a leisurely face:
Boy, I naturally know that you are here to save her, otherwise, I would have clicked your third leg a long time ago, ** and let you be here to scream?
But!This is a thousand ways and ten thousand, after all, it is for you to take advantage, so in order to punish you, you will be my son-in-law, and you will get married in three days, and you have no choice. ”
After finishing speaking, she didn't explain to Lin Feng, so she pushed him into the firewood room and locked the door directly.
Seeing this scene, Lin Feng immediately turned pale with anger, he didn't expect to meet such a strange mother-in-law, and he didn't know what his life would be like in the future, so he immediately shook his head with a wry smile.
However, when Lin Feng got married, his wife Zhang Mei was gentle and virtuous, and she would cook the meals every day and wait for him to come home to eat together.
In this way, Lin Feng originally thought that his happy life was about to begin, but who knew that this mother-in-law was doing things very excessively, not only was she in charge of the family's finances, but she was also not allowed to talk and chat with the widow in the village, and she was painful and happy almost every day.
Until one day, Lin Feng went to attend a friend's wedding banquet, because he was drunk because he was happy for a while, and when he returned home slowly, it was already the third watch in the middle of the night.
So, he rolled his eyes, and in order to surprise his wife, he quietly walked into the bedroom, but when he saw his wife's big white legs, his brain was hot, and without saying a word, he pounced on her, ignoring her struggles, and began to entangle with her.
As a result, when the lingering sound in the house calmed down, it was already an hour later, and when Lin Feng was done, he was already tired and his whole body was sore, and he immediately hugged his wife and wanted to sleep.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, suddenly the woman in his arms bit his chest hard, and then cried and said to him:
Son-in-law, you recognize the wrong person, I'm your mother-in-law!I didn't expect you to do such a thing to me, how can I meet people!I'm really blind. ”
AhhAre you a mother-in-law?”
As soon as Lin Feng heard this, he was immediately so frightened that he couldn't sleep at all, for fear of waking his wife up, so he directly covered his mother-in-law's mouth and said with an embarrassed face
Mother-in-law!I really didn't mean to, I blamed me for drinking too much and going to the wrong room, but since it happened, I have to be responsible for you, or you will marry me too!It's a good thing in pairs!”
After finishing speaking, he pouted helplessly, deliberately testing his mother-in-law's bottom line.
When the mother-in-law heard this, she immediately rolled her eyes angrily, grabbed his ears directly, and said angrily
Boy, what you think is quite beautiful, and you actually want to accept our mother and daughter flowers, but you must remember, don't tell others about this matter, I will treat you as cheap, you hurry up and get out of the room for me. ”
After finishing speaking, a cold light flashed in her eyes, and she kicked Lin Feng out of bed with a direct kick.
And Lin Feng, who fell to the ground, was so painful that he sighed, but he knew that he was at a loss, so he didn't dare to attack, so he had to quietly return to his house with a wry smile, and fell asleep with his wife in his arms.
However, he didn't know that his wife suddenly opened her eyes at this time, and then tears of grievance slowly flowed out of her eyes......
In this way, since this incident happened, Lin Feng knew that he was at a loss, and he avoided his mother-in-law every day, for fear that she would show her stuff when she was excited.
Until one day, Lin Feng caught a 10-pound big carp by the river, which was a great joy in his heart, and in order to make his mother-in-law happy, he ran home directly and made a whole fish feast.
Unexpectedly, when my mother-in-law had just eaten a bite of fish, before she could swallow it, she suddenly squatted aside and vomited.
Seeing this situation, Lin Feng's face suddenly changed in fright, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart: It can't be such a coincidence!Did you let your mother-in-law conceive a child at one time?How's that going!
Just when he was thinking nonsense in his mind, suddenly his wife slapped the table, and then slowly walked in front of his mother, and said coldly
Mother, looking at your appearance, if I guessed correctly, you may be pregnant, don't you want Lin Feng to be responsible for you?”
AhhYou don't talk nonsense, how is this possible?I may have some kind of illness, and now I'm going to see Lang Zhong. ”
After finishing speaking, the mother-in-law's eyes were panicked, and she hurriedly wanted to escape from this embarrassing scene.
Before she could take a few steps, she heard her daughter's voice behind her:
Hey!When do you want to hide it from me?Actually, I heard everything that night, and now you want to escape?”
As soon as the words fell, Lin Feng's face suddenly changed in fright, and then without saying a word, he grabbed his wife's arm and said anxiously
Xiaomei, don't get me wrong, I know it's all my fault, your mother and daughter must not have conflicts because of me, I ......”
Hmph, you know what!”
Who knew that before he could finish speaking, he saw Zhang Mei snort coldly and said angrily:
I'll tell you the truth!In fact, I am a child adopted by my mother, she is 10 years older than me, because I am afraid that I will be wronged, so I will not get married, but I didn't expect that at this time it was cheap for you, if you dare to bear our mother and daughter in the future, I will directly break your third leg, so that you will always remember me. ”
As soon as Lin Feng heard this, his face immediately changed greatly, and he was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and then pouted aggrievedly.
At this moment, suddenly there was a loud noise outside the gate, and I saw a fat-headed and big-eared monk break into the courtyard with a group of bandits, and then said with an arrogant face
Little guys, this kid is my enemy, you hurry up and chop him up for me, and then, catch those two women to the cottage, and then we will have fun together. ”
As soon as the words fell, the gang of bandits smiled, raised their big knives and rushed over.
Seeing this scene, Lin Feng's eyes suddenly turned red with anger, and he shouted coldly in his mouth:
You thieves came at the right time, it just so happens that I have nowhere to spill my anger now, since you have died yourself, then don't blame me for being ruthless, let's go to Hades for tea!”
After finishing speaking, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and he hurriedly took out a white snake from his arms, and silently recited a few incantations in his mouth, and saw that the white snake came out with golden light, and then swished, penetrating the necks of the gang one after another.
I saw that the monk's eyes widened, and he was so frightened that he trembled and said: "It turns out that you are the legendary strange man and a snake, and I am not unjust waiting for death!."”