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Teachers teach students
Teacher: "If you make a mistake once, you should learn a lesson." ”
Student: "I know that. ”
Teacher: "Then why are you?"Repeated teachings do not change?
Student: ".I did this to learn more lessons.
Teacher asked: The text saysBeesWhat does it mean to add life to the garden?
One student repliedThe bees steal the nectar, and the flowers get angry!
Everyone laughed and laughed.
Then the student said, "What are you laughing at?" If the flowers are not angry, how can the flowers bloom?
Entrance examsIt's coming, and the students are busy. TeacherForEncourage everyone, and said: "Students, work harder and be admitted to the university, if you are here."Ancient times, everyone can be countedJinshiFinish. ”
As soon as the words came out, most of the people in the classroom raised their heads, pointed to their glasses, and replied, "Teacher, we have been for a long time."MyopiaFinish. ”
There was a classmate playing in high schoolOnline gamesIt's crazy, and I go to an internet café almost every nightAll night
On this day, I came back all night and fell asleep on my desk during class. When the teacher saw him lying on his stomach, he called his name and told him to get upAnswer the questionsAfter the classmate next to him woke him up, he straightened up in a daze, touched the inside of the desk, and then yelled angrily: ".I'll go, what about the keyboard?
Nature lessonsThe teacher asked, ".Why is the body cold after death?
No one answered. The teacher asked, "Does no one know?"”
At this time, someone in the back of the classroom said: ".That's because the mind is calm and naturally cool
Language test: There are two questions in it:
Three Stooges,
If you are poor, you will be left alone
As a result, the teacher laughed angrily for the student's answer.
Three stooges, all stinky and the same
If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines.
The teacher reprimanded the students on duty in the class, saying, "The blackboard is so dirty, the rag is also dry, and the globe is ......."As he spoke, he wiped it with his hand and said, "It's all dust." ”
The student on duty said: ".Oh, teacher, the place you wiped happened to be the Sahara Desert.
In junior high school math class, the teacher is talkingEquation transformations, Chimi teacher pulled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted: ".Attention students!I'm going to be transformed!
Geography exams, there is a fill-in-the-blank question in the test paper that reads: The highest mountain in our country is (
Xiao Yong filled in the "Erlang Mountain" without thinking.
On the day of the exam paper, the geography teacher called Xiao Yong up: "During class, I spoke."Mount EverestHigh 88483 meters, is the highest peak in the world, don't you know?”
Xiao Yong said, "Yes." But the other day I heard a song that was sung'Erlang Mountain. It's so high. 'I calculated carefully, 10,000 zhang has more than 30,000 meters, which is much higher than Mount Everest!“
When he was in geography class, Xiao Ming's thoughts deserted. The teacher asked him, "The first tributary of the Yangtze River."Hanshui originated from **?
Xiao Ming was so anxious that his head was sweating, which made him have a flash of inspiration, so he replied: ".Sweat originates from the head
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