Funny joke 1:
Yesterday I went to the restaurant, and the waiter asked me, "Sir, do you need a menu?"I said solemnly, "No, bring me a copy of the top-secret information." He was stunned for a second, then replied in a low voice, "I'm sorry, 007, we only have fried rice and noodles here." ”
Funny joke 2:
The boy went to his girlfriend's house for the first time and has been sullen ever since. A friend asked him, "What's wrong?".Aren't her parents enthusiastic about you?Boy: "No, her father put the chessboard on the board and wanted to play Go with me, and the more I played, the more panicked I became." The friend asked puzzledly: "You are also doing well, what are you panicking about?"Boy: "As she played, her father's chess shape took on the shape of a house." ...”
Funny joke 3:
The couple is arguing at home, and the quarrel is fierce!
After a while, the husband felt regretful.
So the husband took his wife to the window and saw an unusual sight: two horses were dragging a cart of grass up the hill.
The husband said affectionately: "My dear, why can't we go to the top of life together like horses?".
The wife was furious and said, "We can't pull together like two horses, because you are a donkey!"
Funny joke 4:
Go for milk tea
Ordered a cup of bubble tea
After a few sips, I felt that the pearl was hard to bite
Ask the waiter, "Is it that the pearls are not cooked well?"
It's so hard that you can't bite it. ”
The waiter took a closer look
said, "I'm so sorry," he said
Let's change a glass for you!
The pearls in this cup are the decorative beads of our shop!
Funny joke 5:
"Eat skewers at the snack cart next to the neighborhood
I looked at my phone while eating, and accidentally laughed
As a result, he laughed too violently and the phone slipped out of his hand
Fell to the ground and the screen shattered
I covered my face and picked up the wreckage with teary eyes
Uncle Kebab looked at him sympathetically as he picked up his phone
I'm in tears.
I'll be back there for a kebab in a few weeks
I carefully held my phone as I ordered
Uncle gave me a look
Said gently, "This time." I'll give you a fixed phone holder, don't drop it!”"
One last thing I want to say:
I'm the kind of person who walks down the street and can play hide-and-seek with the street lights. I like to smile at barcodes in the supermarket because I've heard that it recognises my sense of humor. My bank account is like some kind of mysterious math problem, always trying to figure out how it manages to automatically decrease every month. My dog is probably a philosopher, every time I ask it "who's a good boy?".It looked at me with contemplative eyes, as if to say, "In this ever-changing world,'Okay'Does it really exist?"Anyway, if you haven't laughed today, remember that life is a colorful balloon, even if it looks like a gray shot put at times, it's only because you haven't found the right pump. Stay optimistic, the world will be more colorful because of your smile!