The deceitful female devil scolded the old landlord and caught the big spies, and exchanged three fe

Mondo Health Updated on 2024-01-19

The previous text mentioned that he was beaten up in his childhood (original: "I starred in a spy war drama 48 years ago"), and many netizens left messages, unanimously saying that the beating was worth it. In the picture below, this friend did not hide his schadenfreude, and the goose cried and shouted "yes, yes".

Although they "despise" their lack of sympathy from the heart, and can "despise" them until the end of the Yellow River, they are pleasantly surprised to find that telling about their beatings can arouse everyone's interest.

It's not a "traffic password", but it's a trick. So I decided to write another story about my experience of being "cut" as a child.

No kidding, the three times I was "cut" in my childhood made me understand a lot of truths and rules, and the principles and rules have allowed me to use them for a lifetime.

The last of the three "cuts" was caused by the aforementioned "arrest of spies." There are also reasons for the other two times, one is that the ethnic hatred is bursting, and the Japanese female devils are fed horse manure;Once because of his sharp teeth, he gave the old landlord a nickname, and blocked people's doors and shouted at noon.

Let's start with the "horse manure incident", after all, this incident has tormented my conscience for a long time.

The two devils are the children of their grandmother's neighbors, real Japanese, and real descendants of the Japanese Kwantung Army. Some people may ask: Where does your grandmother's family live?Why is there still a question of the Eastern Army among the neighbors?

My grandmother's house is in Tieling Street, Nangang District, Harbin City, and the location of the yellow circle in the picture below is where my grandmother's house used to be. It's right next to the children's park, and you know the children's park?Looking at China, Harbin's children's park is the first park to have a children's railway and a children's train.

Grandma's Japanese neighbor was indeed the Kwantung Army, but he was also Shino's driver. At the beginning of Shino's arrival in the Northeast, there was a lack of drivers, so he found some drivers from the surrendered Japanese soldiers to drive. There is nothing wrong with this, any country will use prisoners of war, the Soviet Union, the United States, Great Britain ......It's all true.

Almost all of the earliest to the Northeast are the old eight roads in Jiaodong, and the old eight roads are very good at fighting, if you say that you drive a car, it is really not effective. I haven't touched the car, why do you drive?

The Japanese neighbor of my grandmother's family was the Japanese prisoner who was recruited to Shino at that time. He just drove a car, but he was not a soldier of the four fields, and he was not even allowed to wear a gun. When entering the customs, the vast majority of Japanese drivers, sanitary soldiers, and artillery soldiers were left in the northeast and did not enter the customs with the army.

The Japanese neighbor stayed in the Harbin City Transport No. 2 Company, which happened to be Grandpa's unit, the Japanese neighbor repaired the car in the company, and the grandfather pedaled three wheels in the company. Later, he became a family, and his wife was also Japanese, a descendant of the pioneer group. The two had two children, a boy and a girl. The boy should be one or two years older than me, so we'll call him a man. The girl is up to two years old, and we call her a female devil.

We", including the eldest cousin and the second cousin. They are twins of my uncle's family, three years older than me. The story of the eldest cousin has been told before, and the bride at the wedding of the eldest cousin is his story.

At that time, there were still horse-drawn carts in the city to deliver vegetables. The carriage not only created some revolutionary martyrs who bravely stopped the horses, but also left some horse manure on the streets. Looking at the steaming horse manure, an idea suddenly came to my head - wrapping the horse manure in sugar paper will it be the same as sugar?

Horse-drawn carriage in the city, schematic diagram. Sure enough, the horse manure wrapped in sorghum Yi sugar paper looked the same as sorghum yi, and the two cousins were very happy, laughing at each other and trying to fill each other's mouths, I stopped them and said: How can such a good "sugar" be eaten by yourself?Feed it to the female devils.

The two cousins readily agreed, but neither was too embarrassed to do it, and the task of "hey" was handed over to me. In fact, whether it is a male devil or a female devil, they have never provoked us. Every time we got into the water grate under the wall of the children's park to evade the ticket into the park, we always called the male devil and asked him to be the first to go over to explore the way, and he was caught by the park patrol two or three times, kicked and slapped. Who made him a devil?If you want to play with us, you can only flatter us like this, and find a way for us to be beaten.

The process of feeding horse manure to female devils is very simple, as long as you see that the male devil is not there, the female devil is alone, and make a kind appearance to trick her over, you can coax her to eat the horse manure wrapped in the candy paper. At that time, we couldn't have candy to eat every day, let alone they were devils. Whose children are not greedy, and the children of devils are no exception.

Three pieces of candy wrapping around three handfuls of horse manure, tricked the little girl into eating half of them, and looked at her inexplicably bitter look, so he stuffed the remaining two pieces into her pocket and told her to take them home for her brother and mother to eat. Seeing this, do you feel that I am a little ruthless?Not only killing, but also punishing the heart.

No matter what you think, the mission was overfulfilled, and I immediately found the feeling of a hero, and the heart was so beautiful that it was Langriglon, and the innermost part was singing belching.

It's just that after this incident, the two devils will never come close to us again, and call the male devil to drill the water grate, but he also pretended not to hear it, and ignored it.

I can't remember the first few days after the horse manure incident, but that day I went to the public toilet to squat in the pit, and the male devil slipped in. The male devil's house lives on the first floor, next to the public toilet, which is the one in the two-story building that no one wants to live in, and it is not uncommon to meet male devils in the toilet. What is strange is that this guy actually grabbed me from the squatting pit, knocked me to the ground and pressed it into the dung pit, and yelled in a low voice: I'll let you eat enough!

When I was about to be pressed into the dung pit and munched "Xiang", I couldn't care about the bright yellow and dark green lump that could reach the tip of my nose, and the two cousins rushed in when they heard the sound and knocked down the male devil. I also got up, put on my pants first, and kicked and beat the male devil ......

In the seventies, the husband's side, schematic, ** from the Internet This matter cannot be hidden, because it is full of foul-smelling filth. While changing my clothes and bathing me, my grandmother asked why the male devil wanted to beat me.

How smart am I to hide the horse manure incident and not mention it, just say that the male devil beat me for no reason. Grandma was very angry when she heard this, and before she could go to the devil's house to reason, the devil's mother came, and we didn't know the name of the devil's mother, we all called her "Mizi", and Mizi was a fool in Shandong dialect.

If you are from Harbin, you can go to the area around Tieling Street to inquire, and some old residents must remember that there is a Japanese woman named "Miko", who is not more than 1.5 meters tall, and takes the initiative to give way and bow when she sees anyone. Today I will tell you a secret, Mizi's nickname is my name.

Being smart and good at giving nicknames to others was a "plus" when I was a child, I was so good, am I proud?

Mizi apologized as soon as she entered the door, bowed vigorously, and promised never to let the two children out to play again.

Seeing that grandma's anger was gone, Mizi took out two pieces of sorghum yi, stuffed them into grandma's hands, and said in a stack that they didn't dare to ask for such a precious gift, and returned it to us ......

After Mizi left, Grandma saw the horse manure wrapped in the candy wrapper and understood the truth of the matter, so her two grandchildren, the eldest cousin and the second cousin, were punished for not being allowed to eat lunch and standing until dinner, on the grounds that they "lied to the adults in the family".

Before dinner, the uncle went home, and after listening to his grandmother's narration, he immediately rewarded the eldest cousin and the second cousin with two slaps on each side, and the punishment turned into a punishment of kneeling, and dinner was not allowed to be eaten.

Maybe because I was a nephew, or because I was the one who was beaten, I was not punished by my grandmother and uncle, but the punishment still came.

I secretly ran to visit the two cousins who were kneeling on the stage, they were already drowsy, and when they saw me coming, they actually said one word in unison - get out!

The punishment that followed was conscientious and lasted for more than a decade. After Mizi came to my house to apologize, the male and female devils were really locked up in the house and were not allowed to go out, and they could only stand in front of the window every day and watch us play greedily, like prisoners. Really, there was an iron fence in the window of his house, and behind the fence there were two children looking out, like two prisoners. They became prisoners because they beat me, and the reason I beat me was because I fed my sister a handful of horse manure.

In 1977, Mizi returned to China with her two children, and before that, for three years, the two children really never went out. I remember one summer, I thought I had done too much, so I bought a five-cent popsicle and gave it to them. Seeing me running with a popsicle, the female devil closed the window in horror and ran away.

I put a piece of paper, put the popsicle on the windowsill, and ran to play. When I looked at it half an hour later, the window was still closed, and the popsicle had turned into a small lump full of flies and ......

Miko came back in 1979 to pick up her husband back to Japan, and I haven't seen the family since. When Mizi came back, she went to my grandmother's house and brought three new clothes for me and my two cousins.

What does that dress look like?Let's put it this way, have you ever watched the Japanese movie "Manhunt"?Do you remember the trench coat pullover that Duqiu wore when he went to the countryside to find Yokoji's house?That's what it looks like!This dress made me and my two cousins fiercely out of the limelight at school for two years.

The color of the clothes is the same, and the appearance is almost the same, and the time to find ** is enough for me to write two stories In 1993, the old house on Tieling Street was demolished, and it was just when I took my grandmother to move back to Harbin on my marriage leave. When I moved to my grandmother, I took my daughter-in-law and my brother-in-law to go together, and I happened to see the workers demolishing the small second floor where the "devil's" family used to live, and I suddenly felt that there were two children behind the window near the toilet on the first floor, and they were looking into the yard.

Hurriedly asked my brother-in-law next to me if he saw it, and my brother-in-law looked at me like a fool, with a confused face. I really saw it, saw the childhood where two children were locked away and free because of me.

Don't think that I'm blindly lyrical, blind and hypocritical, witnessing me in a daze at the demolition site, not only my brother-in-law, but also another person. It's just that this man is now unable to testify for me, and he was executed in accordance with the law in 1996.

In 1996, when my daughter was two years old, I went back to Harbin to see my daughter, and by the way, I visited my parents and parents-in-law, which became a must-do during the Spring Festival.

At my father-in-law's house, suddenly my brother-in-law asked me thoughtlessly: Brother, do you know Yu Xuedong?

It's a strange name, but it's a few years older than my boy, who was born in 1967. There are more of us called Xuejun and Xuefeng, and there are a few years older than us called Xuedong.

My brother-in-law is also a policeman, although he is a small policeman, but he is a standard criminal policeman. He asked me if there must be something strange about this person named Yu Xuedong, so he asked him who this person was. My brother-in-law said: This kid said, as long as he tells you "stinky fish head", you will definitely be able to remember. He said he was the fourth grandson of Stinky Fish Head.

I remember the nickname "Stinky Fish Head", and like Mizi, I also came up with it. It was an old man who enjoyed this nickname, and the ingredient at that time was the landlord. Because of his nickname, I was beaten up by Fat, and I was punished by my father in a "** way." How much is it?Hehe, if you have patience, listen to my vernacular.

Guess what, is this our brother?The reason for this beating is very simple, that is, I gave the old Yu family's grandfather a nickname - stinky fish head, don't you deserve to give him a nickname, who made him a landlord?Landlord, how can there be a good person?Nicknames are cheap for him.

The stinky fish head house is the same as my grandfather's house, my house is the easternmost part of the second floor, and his house is the westernmost one. It's just that Grandpa's family lives in a house, and the stinky fishhead's family lives in a drawer.

The stinky fish head family has a total of four grandsons and a granddaughter, plus the Yu family husband and wife, there are only eight people living in the two-bay room, the old man stinky fish head sleeps alone on the big bed in the big house, and the four grandsons live on the hanging bunk above his head, the hanging bunk is two-tiered, like a drawerThe son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter of the stinky fish head sleep in the hut, the husband lives in the lower bunk, and the mother and daughter live in the upper bunk

After the movement of going to the mountains and going to the countryside began, the three grandsons of the stinky fish head family went to the countryside, and the living method of his family also changed, the hut was for the husband and wife to sleep, the old man stinky fish head lived on the bed of the big house, the four grandsons lived on the second floor of the drawer, and the granddaughter lived on the top floor of the drawer.

The fourth grandson of the elder Yu Tou was also 16 years old at the time, and he had stopped going to school for a long time, and of course he didn't have a job, and this guy was the one who beat me. Because I was holding on to the door of his house and shouting at the stinky fish head at noon, this guy took me by the collar and went downstairs and beat me up.

This beating was very rough, the fourth child of the Yu family pulled my hair with one hand, slapped my mouth with the other hand anyway, and said viciously while smoking: Let your mouth owe!Makes your mouth owe ......

He was 16 and I was 6 years old, and he didn't have the power to fight back at all, except for being pumped. Although my cheeks were swollen, my ears were buzzing, and I was crying a lot, I just didn't agree to his request not to shout "stinky fish head" again!

If you don't shout, it's definitely not good, the stinky fish head is the landlord, I am a soldier's son, who will I fight if I don't fight the landlord?Can you slap me to death?If you don't die, I will call the nickname of this old landlord, and if you fan me to death, I will also be a little hero. Liu Wenxue's sacrifice is to defend the collective little pepper, I myself am a little pepper, although my face will be swollen and cry when I am slapped, but I am the little pepper who bravely fights the landlord!

The little hero Liu Wenxue, ** from the Internet, this kid was tired, and left in a daze, and said viciously before leaving: Sooner or later, you will be killed.

The uncle was more ruthless than him, and when the uncle saw that my face was swollen, he asked who hit me, and then picked up the kitchen knife and rushed out the door. When he rushed to the door, he realized that it was my grandfather who was more ruthless than him

Grandpa sat on the platform reading the newspaper, and the only passage was blocked by him. Walking on the stage, Shandong people say so, in fact, it is the aisle of the old building outside the staircase. Uncle wants to play with his life, and it is impossible not to cross his grandfather.

The uncle was stunned for a moment, turned around and went into the house to take off his police uniform, and rushed out again in his shirt, still carrying a kitchen knife in his hand. Grandpa didn't look at him and continued to read the newspaper.

Now the Coke is bigger, counting nine cold days, grandpa is reading the newspaper in the cold wind on the stage, and the uncle is wearing a shirt and carrying a kitchen knife to stand in the cold wind and scold, but he doesn't dare to take a step past grandpa.

On the platform of the staircase, the schematic diagram was in a stalemate, and my father returned. My father and mother were serving in the frontier at that time, and my father went back to Harbin to have a meeting in the military region, and every night my father would go back to my grandmother's house to eat, and my grandmother's bean noodles were my father's favorite.

To be honest, if my father hadn't returned to Harbin, maybe I wouldn't have opened someone's door to shout "stinky fish head". Kittens and puppies bark happily with human momentum, and furry children are the same, there is no difference.

Dad first pushed his uncle into the house, and then let his grandfather into the house, tidied up his military hat, and went to Yu's house on the other side of the corridor with his head held high. The courtyard was full of neighbors watching the excitement, looking forward to the beginning of a vicious fight. Of course, I thought so too, because my grandfather told me the story of how he shocked the old landlord in the landlord's house, (the author of Grandpa's story told me, I didn't turn it, if everyone is interested, I will also transfer it - editor) Grandpa is so powerful, Dad can't be bad.

About half an hour, my father came out of Yu's house, and the stinky fish head took his son and daughter-in-law to send my father to the door politely, but my father stopped them and resolutely refused to let them come to my house, and came back alone.

Seeing that there was "no play", the people in the courtyard who were watching the excitement dispersed. The uncle was still angry, and the father said to the grandfather and uncle with a smile: Lao Yu's family has promised that he will never beat our children again, don't worry.

Dad's face was light, as if he was fine.

The uncle looked up at his father from the chair angrily and said: Hitting a child hurts more than beating me, do you know what it means to call my mother's uncle?

Dad said that he knew, and asked grandma in a loud voice, are the bean noodles ready.

Grandma is washing my face and tidying up my wounds. My face was swollen and my tooth was moving. Grandma said angrily: No!Nothing. Go back to your troops and eat!

Dad was still not in a hurry, and said to his grandfather: The child's teeth are moving, I will take him to the military military medical center for treatment, and I will stay in the military region guest house at night, and send him back tomorrow night.

Grandpa sent the two of us to the door for the first time and said:Children are small, so you have to take your time. Dad smiled at him, and then said loudly to Grandma, "Mom, I have to have bean noodles and noodles tomorrow night."

After reading the teeth, I thought that this was the end of the matter, and I wanted to ask my father how he frightened the old landlord. Dad asked the doctor for a roll of adhesive tape, in front of the doctorTear off a piece of tape and glue my mouth up。Facing the surprised doctor**, my father smiled and said: My son is smart, and he can give people nicknames everywhere when he is just six years oldSeal your mouth with tape, not only to protect his teeth, but also to help him pull the problemSave the trouble from the mouth and be beaten again, admit the mistake and then take it down for him

There were two uncles in the same room as my dad in the guest house, and I was so gagged by my dad that I appeared in front of them. One of the uncles, surnamed Huang, was the political commissar of the Longtou (place name) unit in Dedu (now Wudalianchi), and 20 years later, Uncle Huang met me in the unit where I was serving, and he said in surprise: It's you, I remember you remember you, you are the kid who was taped by Lao Zhang (the author's father). Why did you get ...... to keep your mouth closed?Oh, steal a snack, right?

Uncle Huang must have forgotten, my father told them at the time, the reason for the silence was that I gave people nicknames. Maybe it wasn't a big deal for a child to give someone a nickname back then, even now, but my dad is a bitter child who followed his grandmother to have a meal, and he is also a "lucky" child who has studied private school with the young master of the landlord's family, and he knows best what is called trouble from his mouth, so he "viciously" sealed my mouth with adhesive tape for a whole night and a day, until I promised not to give anyone a nickname again, and I did not tell my grandmother about the tape sealing, and he gave me "Kaifeng".

At that time, Uncle Huang and they all said that his father was too ruthless, and there was no word ** at that time, but in fact, his father was not ruthless, he was ** at all. The ** punishment born because of the love of the son.

This "cutting" can be summed up as simple and rude, but the punishment is **.

After being gagged with duct tape overnight and a day later, he made two promises to his father.

Guarantee one, don't tell grandma about the stuff of sealing your mouth. Guarantee two, no more shouting stinky fish heads, and no more shouting Mizi.

As the saying goes, the ruthless one is afraid of his life, and Yu Lao Si is ruthless, but I don't want to die, I am not afraid of him. I'm not going to die, but I'm afraid of **. My dad was too **, so he sealed my mouth with duct tape and led me around the military compound ......Don't order me to have a face, so I softened and obeyed.

Although he is a manly little husband, he has to do what he says, and after he no longer calls other people's nicknames, he will never be "cut" again because of this.

The eldest uncle once gritted his teeth and stomped his feet to clean up the fourth grandson of the Yu family, but it was a pity that the fourth child did not commit it to him. Although the uncle didn't succeed, Yu Laosi and Yu Aidong were finally dealt with by the police.

The policeman who handled him was his brother-in-law's master, and his brother-in-law was ordered by the master to "help" Yu Xuedong to recall the criminal history, and Yu Xuedong couldn't bear it with great "help", so he "mentioned" me to his brother-in-law. He saw me moving for my grandmother, recognized me, and saw my brother-in-law beside me, and remembered it very well. Yu Xuedong also witnessed me staring at the small second floor where the "Japanese devil" lived next to the toilet in a daze, and I was only in a daze at that time, and I didn't see the people around me.

Yu Xuedong was later sentenced to death, which was executed in late 1996. He was charged with theft and intentional homicide of several people. After the uncle learned the news, he said: Xuedong, this kid is muddy, but he is also really smart, he can tinker with the ore radio when he is a teenager, and he can listen to the radio by wrapping it around the heating pipe, and he is also the only one among the children on Tieling Street. It's a pity that this kid has a bad family background and has never had a job ......

I believe my uncle's words, not only because he is an old policeman, but also because of his sentence "My mother and uncle are big".

The last time I was beaten was because of the capture of spies, this story was told last time, so I won't repeat it. I'm not an Internet celebrity, my stories have never been "vertical", but as long as I tell the story, I can connect it, this is not ability, it's because of my tutor since childhood - don't make it up, don't talk nonsense, and never run the train with my mouth. Therefore, I am grateful for the experience since I was a child, the three "fat beatings" I received when I was a child, and the punishment of those **.

Fat beating, Northeast dialect, means beating.

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