"Golden Vase Plum" and "Water Margin", one is a prostitute and the other is a thief: if someone has nothing to do and toasts to you, it is definitely a traitor or a thief.
If you have the heart, eat my half of the wine. ”
Who said this, when and what, I don't explain!Of course, no one has ever said anything like that to me. As a rough man, most of the experience of the wine battlefield is as follows: the big guys work together to get a target person in place!
Most of the time, this way of drinking has a clever routine.
It is said that Lu Junyi, the Kaizi, fell into the Tao of Wu Yong and was taken captive to Liangshan. Lu Junyi said ruthlessly: Lao Tzu is dead, and he will not sign this agreement to be a robber!
Wu Yong said: We will discuss it tomorrow. What is dead and alive, coming and going, only talking about friendship and not work, drinking and drinking. Lu Junyi had no choice but to drink a few cups.
This is the first round, just to moisten your throat.
The next day, Song Jiang slaughtered sheep and horses, and feasted in a big row", Lu Junyi said: Born as a Great Song Dynasty person, died as a Great Song Dynasty ghost, Lao Tzu just didn't go into the water.
This is the second round of wine, although it was invited by the boss, and it was not dispersed until the second watch, but it was obvious that it was still not in place.
Come on, come on, drink the second round and have the third round.
The next day, there will be another feast in the cottage to celebrate", Lu Junyi said again: I am living here like a year, and after drinking this meal, I really have to leave.
I'm cao!I haven't been able to get it after three rounds of drinking!?
now！On the routine!
The big guys pay respect. Respect one by one, let's start with a wheel battle.
Please note!It's not that if you're a big guy, the other party should buy your account, and it doesn't mean that if you toast, the other party will "do it!".”
For most Chinese, drinking is boring and painful, especially when a bunch of strangers are at the same table.
If you want to carry on such a masochistic thing, the importance of rhetorical packaging is highlighted. Song Jiang said: "Xiao is not talented, fortunately outside the staff, Song Jiang has talked about a drink in Japan, and the other side will talk for a while, don't please push back." ”
The toast of the big man does not lie in the ornate words, but it must make the other party feel sympathetic and honored. Don't say anything like "deep feelings, shallow licking of feelings" and other slippery words, especially low identity.
Look at how simple people are in Song Jiang, what "fortunate acquaintance", "self-conscious chat and drink", "opposite to the heart", there is a superficial and bullish wood that makes you feel that "Lao Tzu drinks with you in Lao Tzu's territory is worthy of you".
So Lu Junyi made this cup.
There is more than one big shot, the boss is respected, and there are the second and third children. Generally speaking, as long as the boss starts well, the remaining second and third children will be logical. So, "Wu will use the day after tomorrow to please, and the day after tomorrow Gongsun Sheng will please." ”
In this way, the first round of pouring was successful. If the other party has already been killed, then that's it, if there is no ......
Immediately after that, there is another round of sub-important people. So Liang Shanbo "has more than 30 leaders in the upper hall, and one is a feast every day." ”
This round of drinking, even if it is not in place, can reach the stomach.
But "time flies, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, more than a month earlier." Lu Junyi pondered and said goodbye again. "Obviously, our target is a wine bag and a rice bag, and they all have the consciousness of going home at this time.
But I've already drunk this portion, and it's not too early, so how can I keep him gracefully?
I only heard Song Jiang say: "If you don't leave any staff, you can't wait to go back;."Come to the Zhongyi Hall in Japan, arrange a thin wine to see you off. ”
That's right!Only the boss can open his mouth to keep people, and the grasp of simple language is also very important.
The strategy of delaying the army, stabilizing him, promised him "Next, it's really the last round" first!Look, there's only a little wine left at the bottom of this bottle, if you don't finish drinking, will you keep the goldfish?
In this case, the other party will generally agree to do this round again.
The last round?Think beautifully!
Young and strong, the little brothers who drank a dead ball, it's time to appear.
However, there is a problem, the wine table is very particular about seniority. The little brother who can't even name toasts, why should people drink!
Eight immortals across the sea!
There are those who can speak, "I saw that all the leaders said: 'My brother respects the members for ten points, and I wait for everyone to respect the members for twelve points!'"My brother ate at the feast, 'How thick are the bricks, how thin are the tiles!'’”
The small role has no status, but the low has the benefits of low: reasonable, well-founded and modest, contrasting sycophants + agitation, and the smooth slip of "how thick the bricks are, how thin the tiles" finally came into play.
Don't think it's easy, it's a test of level. For example, "Excited heart, trembling hands, I toast the leader, the leader doesn't drink and thinks I'm ugly", this kind of obedient and pretty, is also a female subordinate, Hu Sanniang is suitable, replaced by Gu sister-in-law and Sun Erniang, it is estimated that Lu Junyi will be nauseous and vomit if he doesn't drink and vomit.
This kind of talking nature is the most intimate to the face and mind of the leader, but there is always no shortage of stunned young people in life, especially in the wine field. Li Kui shouted: "I gave up my life and went straight to Beijing to invite you to come, but I didn't eat my brothers' feast”
At this time, it is very important to have a good drinker. In most areas, the host's family or the person in the eldest position will not be too direct to persuade the drinker, but the specially arranged person will be able to persuade the drinker. This kind of persuasion is generally carried out by important relatives and friends of the host's family or unit.
The second and third in command are in charge.
I only heard Wu Xuexue laugh and said: "I have never seen such a treat, it is very rude, and it is strange to be outside." Seeing that he was careless, he stayed a little longer. ”
encountered Li Kui's "If you don't drink, you won't give Lao Tzu face!."Lao Tzu will kill you!As long as the drinker is persuaded to come out for a round, the target person will succumb to the obscenity. Of course, there are also those who are beaten on the spot, and I believe many people have seen it.
Anyway, Lu Junyi stayed for four or five rounds.
At this time, Lu Junyi "insisted on doing it", but he hadn't drunk it in place (out of the foreign appearance)!It doesn't matter, there are many little brothers in Liangshan!
I saw that Zhu Wu, the master of the Divine Machine, would lead a group of leaders to the Zhongyi Hall, and said: "Although we are second brothers, we have also worked with our elder brothers, but there is poison hidden in our wine?"If Lu Yuanwai is strange and refuses to eat us, I might as well do it, but I am afraid that the little brothers will do something and regret it too late. ’”
Troublesome, although there are many little brothers, there are not many young and beautiful people who can slip away. Most people's level is actually not much better than Li Kui, just like Zhu Wu, no matter how much he hides a needle in the cotton, it is also the coercion of "if you don't drink it, you will be killed".
This is not the main thing, the biggest problem is that no matter how good this trick is, it can't always be used!Li Kui's kind of livestock is okay if it's playing like this, your gang is playing collectively, the intention of pouring wine is too obvious, right?
Therefore, a good drinker (and mud) is important.
Wu Yong got up and said, "Don't worry, I will stay with you and the staff for a while, why not." As the saying goes, 'Persuade others with wine, and there will be no malice.' ’”
Look at this sentence "persuade people with wine, and there will be no malice in the end", are you familiar with it?Anyway, Lu Junyi couldn't do it, and he did a few more rounds.
At this time, "Lu Junyi's thoughts returned to Song Jiang and told him. "I don't know if he vomited or not, anyway, he just went directly to Song Jiang to beg for mercy.
Song Jiang saw that it was almost in place, so he said: "This is easy, come to Japan Golden Beach to say goodbye." Lu Junyi's reaction was "great joy", and he didn't realize that this was a cheating situation. So, don't think that everyone toasts you and respects you. At least some peoples are not.
Finally, everyone counted how many rounds Lu Junyi drankIf this set can't drink the target person in place, my brother can tell you responsibly: This thing has been stealing Sprite!