1.Please remember one sentence, you must eat breakfast!Not because of unhealthy problems, but because it's the cheapest meal of the day you have.
2.The moment I said "" as "quack", I knew that I was going to fight again.
3.Do you like to be your boyfriend when you eat, or do you sit next to your boyfriend?I prefer them to sit in a circle around me.
4.I called three hundred brothers, and you said that you would cut whomever you wanted, but you asked me to cut and fight for the evening.
5.Since I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to the body, I am so scared that I stay up late every day and stay up very regularly.
6.It is said that the name you shout when you are scared is the person you love the most, do you know who the slot is?
7.I haven't understood, I can't even afford iQIYI members, what's the use of you putting me ads for so long, can I afford to buy the things in the ads?
8.Marriage is like this, find the right person, and grow old romantically for a lifetime;Find the wrong person, and talk about swords for a lifetime!
9.During the exam, the invigilator sat next to me, and I was just uncomfortable with my aunt's towel, so I secretly pulled my pants and wanted to move them, but the teacher asked me to take them out.
10.Our headmaster was passing by the back door of the school one day and suddenly heard a sentence: "I want to take the Oxford exam!"The principal was immediately moved and decided to see which aspiring young man it was.
Suddenly, I heard another sentence: "Bring me two more strings of big waist !!."
11.A beggar came up to me with a broken bowl and said:"Please do me a favor" His hand kept shaking, and I hesitated for a moment, so I helped him for a while.
12.A beggar came up to me with a broken bowl and said:"Please do me a favor" His hand kept shaking, and I hesitated for a moment, so I helped him for a while.
13.You left me three years ago, I only had 10 yuan on me at that time, thank you for leaving me to become self-motivated, and now my worth has increased tenfold, I want to ask you if you regret it?
14.The way to attract the other party's attention is no longer to persevere in private chat "good morning" every day, but to comment "That's it?" under each circle of friends carefully edited by the other party”
15.The fortune teller downstairs really lives up to his reputation, and he can actually calculate that I only have one life.
16.I will drink the eighteen yuan milk tea, and I asked for 30 people for the fifteen yuan ** member.
17.I really envy your **, it's so well maintained.
18.Don't reason with me, just give me money, you're right about everything.
19.When I was on the bus with my friend, I passed by a school, and I didn't know which tendon was wrong, so I shouted, "Oh, hey, brother!".You look at this school, it's all students.
20.I had considered Rolls-Royce and Ferrari before, but in the end, I chose the bus and subway, and I still liked the crowds.
21.On the road, I saw an old man carrying a very heavy thing, and I said by mistake, "Old thing, uncle, I'll carry it for you."
22.Watching the news today, a man stayed up all night and died suddenly, which scared me to death, but fortunately I was a woman.
23.If you don't laugh at bad luck, you will have a big face when you smile.
24.I learned from my relatives that when I was a child, my mother thought I was ugly, and she was scared when she saw it and told me to sleep on my stomach.