In Chinese history, there have been many Ming monarchs, heroic monarchs, benevolent monarchs, as well as many faint monarchs, mediocre monarchs, tyrants, and many very absurd emperors. There are some emperors who have both certain deeds and absurd sides. There are also emperors, although they "do not do their jobs", but they are very talented in technology or business management, which is not so absurd in today's concepts. Let's look at the next twelve.
That is, Xia Ji, the 16th emperor of the Xia Dynasty, Ji is a nickname. Characteristic: tyrannical and unreasonable.
During the war, people begged for mercy and gave him a beautiful woman called Ximei, who was very fond of him. In order to please the sister, he spent a lot of money to build a palace ......
The garter hangs the cooked meat like a forest. A large pond was built, filled with fine wine. In this way, you can eat meat with your head up and drink with your head down. How big is the wine pool?It is possible to sail on a boat. The sake lees are piled up at the edge of the pond to form a dam from which you can see for ten miles ......and if an upright courtier admonishes, he will be killed. The idiom of aiding and abusiveness was originally to help the lord of the Shang dynasty, and the king of Shang who appeared later caught up and surpassed him in terms of absurdity and cruelty, and even the idiom was changed.
He also has a strange hobby, picky eating. Vegetables should be eaten from the northwest, fish from the East China Sea, ginger from the south, and even salt must be ...... from the sea salt of the northIn ancient times, when transportation was not developed, Lao Xia's hobby required the labor of thousands of people.
Liu Hong once built a water supply system in the palace, which can be described as the ancestor of the tap water industry. A historian said: "You are the emperor, not the one who goes up and down the water!"”
Liu Hong's greatest hobby is to do business, he imitates markets, shops, and street vendors in the palace, and makes the palace maids act as various merchants and customers, wearing merchants' clothes himself, bargaining, and conducting various transactions, or walking around in the man-made bazaars to supervise the order. Most of the goods bought and sold were looted and exotic treasures, and many of them were stolen by the palace ladies and concubines. Liu Hong later felt that the profits were not large, so he simply opened an official position exchange. Trading regulations: The candidate can evaluate the bid, and the highest bidder wins the bid. Officials must also be promoted according to the price. The price of an official position is calculated based on the annual salary of an official, for example, the price of an official position of 2,000 stone per year is 20 million yuan. Most of Liu Hong's income was used to build halls and amusement parks, and to recruit beautiful women ......Later, the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out.
Zhuge Liang's "Teacher Table" cloud: "Pro-virtuous ministers, far villains, this ancestor Han is so prosperous;."Pro-villain, Yuanxian Chen, after that, the Han Dynasty fell into decline. When the first emperor was there, whenever he discussed this matter with his ministers, he did not sigh and hate Yu Huan and Lingye. The "spirit" is Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty.
Gao Yang usurped the Eastern Wei Dynasty and built the Northern Qi Dynasty, the good side mainly includes changing the law, appointing virtuous ministers, attacking the enemy country, building the Great Wall, etc., he is also a very cruel emperor.
Gao Yang is a heavy drinker, talking nonsense after drinking and beating people on the street, often killing people for fun. He used various tools to personally kill people and dismember ...... in the palacePrime Minister Yang Su couldn't bear innocent people being killed indiscriminately, so he selected some death row prisoners for killing, called "for imperial prisoners".
Due to lewd drinking and sexual explosion, Gao Yang died of illness at the age of 31.
Gao Wei, the last emperor of the Northern Qi Dynasty, was appointed as a traitor, unscrupulous, and died at the age of 21.
In the jealous struggle of the court, a palace maid named Feng Xiaoling inadvertently stood out. Feng Xiaoling was born a stunner, Gao Wei was drunk and infatuated, he couldn't put it down, and he had to hold it in his arms when discussing with the minister. Some ministers are serious on the surface, but they are also drooling in their hearts. Gao Wei was sympathetic and generous, and simply came to a beauty exhibition: first, to satisfy the heart of showing off, second, not to wronged the world's first beautiful thing, and third, to let the ministers nourish their eyes. So, he asked Feng Xiaoling to strip naked, lie on the desk, and make some appropriate movements, so that the ministers lined up and walked slowly, just like a farewell ceremony for the body.
Sima Cheng was made crown prince in 267 and ascended the throne in 290. Dementia is not responsible, at the beginning of the Taifu Yang Jun auxiliary government, and later the queen Jia Nanfeng killed Yang Jun and took power. During the Rebellion of the Eight Kings, Sima Lun, the king of Zhao, usurped the throne of Emperor Hui Sima Zhen, who was imprisoned in Kim Yong City as Emperor Taishang. Later, the ministers of the Communist Party of ** Sima Lun were henchmen, and Emperor Hui was reinstated. and was held hostage by the kings, like a puppet. On January 8, 307, Emperor Hui died, and according to legend, he was poisoned by Sima Yue, the king of the East China Sea.
Emperor Hui couldn't recognize a few words when he was more than ten years old, and Emperor Wu of Jin wanted to abolish him several times, but was stopped by the queen and ministers. One year there was a famine, and the people had no food to eat, and people died of hunger everywhere. Someone reported to Sima Zhen, but Sima Zhen said, "If you don't have food to eat, why don't you eat meat?"”
Emperor Hui likes to practice stalls, set up stalls in the West Garden, sell some sunflower vegetables, chicken noodles, etc., which is a "small business". Sima Zhen's younger brother Sima Chi, Sima Yan's twenty-fifth son, also likes retail or wine and meat, and has also developed excellent skills. He and the palace people did the business of killing pigs and selling wine, and he could actually use his hands to weigh the meat, and he was accurate in one bite, and the score was exactly right. He was captured, then poisoned. Although Sima Chi has no eloquence, he is not too absurd, and the evaluation of him in the Book of Jin is: "Emperor Chong is self-controlled, never travels, does not make friends with the world, specializes in playing historical books, and has a reputation for the times." ”
Xiao Baojuan is a famous absurd emperor in Chinese history. When I was young, I didn't like to read, and I took pleasure in catching rats. Later, he especially liked butchers and traders, and set up a market in the palace, so that the eunuchs could kill pigs and sheep, and the palace maids sold wine and meat ......
When Xiao Baojuan was in power, he had to go out for more than 20 days in January, sometimes during the day, sometimes at night, "entering the rich room to get things, all of them were wiped out". He didn't want people to see him, and he would be killed if he met him. Therefore, the local ** always pay attention, every time he sees him out of the palace, he immediately runs to call for the expulsion of the people, so that there are no pedestrians on the road, and empty houses are stored. Xiao Baojuan was later killed by his close ministers at the age of 19.
Liu Yu, the eighth emperor of the Southern Song Dynasty, also liked to rob, usually leading soldiers and horses to rob the rich or ministers. He also has a hobby, he likes to kill people with his own hands, and he feels uncomfortable when he doesn't kill people for a day. A cronie named Sun Chao had a garlic smell in his mouth, Liu Yu let Sun Chao be controlled left and right, and cut his stomach with a knife to see if there was any garlic. Liu Yu was moody, and when he didn't like it left and right, he fisted and kicked each other. Yuan Hui was killed by Yang Yufu and others on July 7 of the fifth year of Yuan Hui at the age of 15.
In the past, the king of Chu Ling had a thin waist, so the ministers of the king of Ling all took a meal as a festival, coerced and then brought, and then supported the wall and then rose. Compared with the period of the year, there is a dark color in the morning. (Mozi and Love).
Meaning: King Chu Ling likes men to have slender waists, so the ministers of the court, lest they have fat waists and lose their favor, so they only eat one meal a day to control their waists. Hold your breath, then tighten your belt and stand up against the wall. In the second year, the faces of the Manchu civil and military ** were all black, yellow, and black.
Some people have always thought that a thin waist refers to a slender woman, but in fact it is a male **.
King Chu Ling (?In 529 B.C.), surnamed Mi, he was the second son of the king of Chu Gong, who killed his nephew Chu Jiao Ao and changed his name to Qian after ascending the throne. In 541 B.C., he established himself as the monarch of Chu State, and was a famous king of poverty and luxury and tyranny in the Spring and Autumn Period. Overthrown in 529 BC, King Ling fled and hanged himself in the suburbs.
The Book of the Later Han Dynasty contains:
King Wu is a good swordsman, and the people have many scars.
The king of Chu has a thin waist, and he starves to death in the palace.
Wenwen Wang Gao Conghai (891 AD 948 AD), ascended the throne in 928, reigned for 21 years, the eldest son of King Wuxin, ascended the throne as a prince, reinstated in the Later Tang Dynasty, named the king of Nanping, and called a vassal to the Central Plains Dynasty.
Gao Conghai was the second lord of Nanping during the Five Dynasties, and he didn't like government affairs, but he had an incredible hobby - he liked to be a "ringing horse" and often plundered envoys from the south to the north. Once other countries negotiate and crusade because of this, he will return all the things he has stolen, without shame, that is, Tu Yileer, nicknamed "Gao Laizi".
The emperor was known for his bravery, and after years of conquest, he established the Later Tang Dynasty.
Li Cunmian has a special hobby - wrestling (corner play). often wrestled with hundreds of military officials, and no one dared to win him, he felt that there was no opponent in the world. One day, he asked the minister Li Cunxian to compete with him, Li Cunxian did not dare to show all his skills at first, Zhuangzong Li Cunmian was not satisfied, and said: "If you win against me, you will be rewarded with a county." "There will be brave men under the heavy reward, Li Cunxian used all his life skills to knock Zhuang Zong to the ground. Zhuang Zong was not only not annoyed, but also spoke well, and named him the assassin of Ulzhou. Li Cunxian took the holy decree and happily went to Ulju to take office.
Although Li Cunmiao is a martial artist, he knows the rhythm of music and can make music. Four poems. Died in a mutiny in 926.
The palace maids of the Han Dynasty wore open crotch pants, and Yang Guang's palace maids also wore open crotch pants, which was convenient for luck.
His biggest project and innovation was not to open his crotch pants, but to lead the kings, hundreds of officials, concubines, palace maids, etc. to the south of the Yangtze River, with a captain of more than 200 miles and 230,000 personnel, and all the prefectures and counties he passed through contributed food within 500 miles. The dragon boat is forty-five feet high, fifty feet wide, two hundred feet long, there are four floors on it, the upper floor has the main hall, the inner hall, the east and west courts, the middle two floors have one hundred and twenty rooms, the lower floor is the inner waiter's residence, more than 1,000 people pull. The rest of the personnel were divided into thousands of large and small ships, including more than 200 ships pulling goods, more than 80,000 fiber optic drivers, and 100,000 cavalry escorting ...... along both sides of the canalAfter arriving in Jiangdu, he sent an edict to meet him, and he inspected his political achievements, mainly to see how many gifts the officials brought.
Yang Guang also used military force and built a large number of buildings, which led to many peasant uprisings ......Later, he was strangled and died in the country.
Yang Guang has also done some useful things, and the construction of the Grand Canal can be said to be seven points of merit and three points of fault, but it is ridiculous for him to swim south of the Yangtze River like that. Tang Dynasty poet Pi Rixiu's "Two Songs of Bianhe Nostalgia" clouds: "Ten thousand dragons are among the green bushes, and they will not be returned to Yangzhou." It should be the Heavenly Sect that opens the water, and there are no mountains for more than a thousand miles. As far as the Sui Dynasty died, it was a river, and it has been thousands of miles away. If there is no water temple dragon boat thing, there are not many people. ”
After Xizong Zhu Youxiao ascended the throne, he ignored the government and liked carpentry, which led to the abuse of power by the nursing mother Keshi and Wei Zhongxian, and the government became increasingly corrupt. He later died of taking immortal medicine at the age of 23. He was called Datian Dao Dun Filial Piety Friend Zhang Wen Xiang Wu Jing Mu Zhuang Qinyi Emperor, and was buried in the Tomb of the Ming Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Youxiao likes to build houses, especially carpentry. Skillful, tireless, many things can be made at a glance, and exquisite, beautiful, generous, for the insiders to admire. He also sent palace people to take it to the market, and the people of the time rushed to buy it, Zhu Youxiao was very happy when he found out, and he worked even more without sleep and food.
Because Shenzong only cared about having fun during his reign, he had no time to take care of the study and growth of the emperor's grandson, and he didn't like his son Zhu Changluo, who was a short-lived emperor. When Zhu Youxiao succeeded to the throne at the age of 16, his education level was very low, and he could be called the "illiterate emperor". Because of the lack of culture, many things can only be decided by listening to other people's readings. He doesn't want to be at the mercy of others, and sometimes he doesn't know how to pretend to understand, and his work is very awkward.
The history of the Ming Dynasty commented on him: Since the Ming Dynasty, the Gang Ji has been based on Lingyi, and in the last years of Shenzong, it has been extremely ruined. Although there is a brave and heroic king, it is difficult to recover. And the emperor's cowardice, women's temple stealing, indiscriminate reward and prostitution, loyalty and tragedy, billions of centrifugation, although you want not to die, how can you get it.
In the year 276 of the Ming Dynasty, the emperor did not go to court at all for almost half of the time, and the emperors had their own hobbies, most of which were vulgar.
The Southern Han Dynasty of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, except for the emperor, was full of eunuchs, from the prime minister to the county order.
The Southern Han Dynasty was built by the local warlord Liu Yan, who gradually prospered with the cooperation of traitors, made extravagant extravagance, personally made torture instruments, and took poison and murder as fun. Seeing the inmates struggling in pain, they were extremely excited. The imperial court also issued a decree: those who are admitted to the Jinshi will be castrated first, and those who have not been admitted to the "donation class" or promoted ** will not escape the castration.