Every boy who has been baptized by his girlfriend may have faced such a scene, with a beautiful face and big flickering eyes, and asked you seriously: I fell into the water at the same time as your mother, if you could only save one, who would you save?
Me: I'll save it firsta?After some complicated math calculations in your head, you may pretend to be sure and say, "Of course I saved you first!"My mom knows how to swim. You think you've contributed the perfect answer, and she immediately follows up with the question: What if she can't swim either?
Then, I must save you first. ”
Why did you save me first?Didn't your mother save it?
Because my dad is with us, and my dad will save my mom. ”
Not satisfied!What if your dad wasn't with us?”
That, that, that....”
What if we take this issue to the judge and see if the judge can solve the problem?Let's give Judge Wang a **: Brother Wang, I am now facing a very difficult question, that is, my girlfriend and my mother fell into the water, who should be rescued first, can you give me a standard answer?Hurry, hurry, etc!”
This, Xiao Zhang, do you want to hear the truth, do you want to hear the truth, or do you want to hear the truth?”
Brother Wang, of course I want to hear the truth, and if I want to hear the lies, I will make it up myself. ”
Xiao Zhang, if you want to hear the truth, it's simple. You tell your beautiful girlfriend: according to Article 26 of the Civil Code of the People's Republic of China, parents have the obligation to raise, educate and protect their minor children. Adult children, in turn, have an obligation to their parents to support, support and protect them. So you have to save your parents. ”
Does the Civil Code say anything about girlfriends?”
Xiao Zhang, I'm sorry, but Article 2 of the Civil Code stipulates that the Civil Code regulates the personal and property relations between natural persons, legal persons and unincorporated organizations that are equal subjects. I'm familiar with the Civil Code, and I haven't found the word 'girlfriend' over and over again. Whether it's a girlfriend or the relationship between friends, the Civil Code doesn't adjust it. If you can't save your girlfriend, I can only help here. ”
Brother Wang, what about other methods, flip through it again, and take a look again. ”
Brother Wang, your truth is a bit cruel, how can I say it?So if I save my girlfriend first, my mother will be at risk, will this be in the middle?”
Ahem, Xiao Zhang, you are still very young, why are you confused?Do you think the rescue obligations stipulated in our Civil Code are casually talked?If the person who has the obligation to rescue refuses to help, the death of the rescued person may constitute the crime of intentional homicide by omission”
Brother Wang, hang up, I don't know about this first. Hang up, hang up. ”
Brother Wang, I didn't ask you about the law, I have a trick to tell my brother quickly, ** and so on. ”
Zhang, is your girlfriend asking you a legal question?Of course not!Use your brain, have you done something bad lately to make your girlfriend angry?What kind of food does she like to eat, what kind of bag does she like, and what sweet words does she like to listen to?”
Understood, Brother Wang, understood, thank you!I'll invite you to dinner when I turn around. ”
This Brother Wang, who opened his mouth to talk to me about legal issues, almost didn't sweat just now. It's a waste of time to ask the wrong person this time, shouldn't you have solved it earlier if you should ask Brother Li, who is engaged in psychology!I don't want to, my girlfriend is still waiting for a few 'lies' + a few 'facts' for me!”