In the face of situations like when people say you are waiting for me, you can choose to respond with humor and humor to make the conversation more interesting. Here are some possible answers for your reference:
Witty response:"Oh, I'm so tired of waiting, why are you here so late? "
Self-deprecating:"Haha, I'm here waiting for you until the flowers are gone, and now it's just me and this pot of wilted cacti. "
Humorous coping:"yes, I'm waiting here for you until you're about to grow a beard, why are you so slow? "
A little kidding:"Wait until my hair falls out, why don't you show up, are you so handsome that I faint? "
Tease:"Oops, you're right, I'm waiting for you here until you're about to become a 'waiting face', but fortunately you came in time. "
Exaggeration:"When you wait, I'm starting to doubt life, are you making a time difference? "
Respond with a meme:"Hey, don't think I'm wasting my time waiting for you here, I'm actually waiting for the wind, waiting for the rain, waiting for you. "
Naughty response:"I'm waiting for you to get old, and if you don't come, I'll soon become an immortal. "
Euphemism:"Well, I've been waiting for a long time, but it's okay, I have something to do anyway, so I can exercise my patience. "
Respond with a smiley face:"Haha, it's okay, I watched an episode of kitten ** while waiting for you, and I'm in a much better mood, it's even better if you come! "
When responding, you can choose the right humor style according to the occasion and your relationship with the other person, so that the atmosphere is relaxed and pleasant. Remember, humor is a great way to communicate and bring people closer together.