On the way, Li Huizhi, a small businessman, patted the thin horse and urged: "Ma'er, follow me, you are also working hard, you are in a hurry during the day, and there is no good forage to eat at night." ”
The skinny horse was a little panicked and wanted to turn around, not knowing what he felt.
I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree!You have to pass by from here, and leave behind to buy road money!Suddenly, several robbers who blocked the road and robbed money came out of the grass in front of them, all wrapped in red scarves and holding big knives, staring at Li Huizhi viciously and said.
I'm a poor scholar, **I have money for you?Li Huizhi was shocked, and then she realized that the horse was panicked because she sensed the danger.
Then leave your parcel and the horse behind, otherwise, the knife in Grandpa's hand will not spare you!One of the robbers said viciously, raising his broadsword. Under the setting sun, the blade of the knife flashed with a red glow, as if it was a person who had just been killed, and the blood stains had not yet dried.
It's ......It's ......No, the package is full of pen, ink, paper, and inkstone ...... for the examThis horse ......This horse has to carry me to the provincial capital for the exam!Big brothers, will you spare me, a poor scholar?If you look at my clothes, you know that I am a poor sour!”
Li Huizhi was still begging for mercy, while looking around, thinking of a way out.
Generally speaking, robbers do not rob scholars, after all, scholars have no money. The really rich scholars are all chariots and horses. What's more, if a scholar has taken the meritorious test, it is the court, and robbing the future is tantamount to a capital crime. That's why Li Huizhi lied and said that she was a scholar.
However, these robbers were only afraid that they hadn't opened for a few days, so they heard that Li Huizhi was a scholar and still wanted to rob money.
The robbers didn't want to talk nonsense anymore, and they came with knives to take it. At this time, Li Huizhi no longer had a fluke mentality, turned the horse's head, and just urged the horse to run fast.
Several robbers chased and cursed in the back, while some whistled as if to summon the others. Li Huizhi didn't care so much, and urged the horse to run.
Soon, the horses ran into the woods, so that they could be better hidden. Listening to the voice behind her, Li Huizhi knew that the robbers were still nearby, and urged the horses to go deep into the forest.
The sun was setting, the sky was slowly darkening, and after a few stars appeared, the sound of wolf howling was heard all around, which sounded very terrible.
Li Huizhi didn't know where he was, and in a hurry, he just wanted to leave quickly. Looking closely, he was sure that there was light ahead, like the lights in someone's house. He was overjoyed, and hurriedly urged the thin horse to go forward.
only heard a "poof", Li Huizhi and the horse fell into a pit. However, there are no traps in the pit, and there is no water, only mud and silt. These sludges, like fox demons who rely on beauty to charm men, sucked tightly on Li Huizhi's body, more and more.
Not good, it's a swamp!Li Huizhi secretly screamed that it was not good. Immediately, his body slowly sank into the mud. He still had stirrups on his feet, and he couldn't take them off in a hurry.
The race is coming, the race is coming, this can be done, this can be done, hahahaha!I could only hear a voice not far in front of me, and when it said this, it was obviously very excited and happy. Listening to the voice, it should be middle-aged, estimated to be forty or fifty years old.
Daddy, you are so far away from him, you haven't seen what he looks like, how do you know that he is of human race?I see you're bragging again. Another voice said. This voice is immature, high-pitched, some sharp, some thin, it should be a woman, not too old.
You don't know, I'm still very interested in people. Haven't I been researching ethnography this year?However, several times in a row, it failed, do you know why?The middle-aged man said.
Why?Because you're stupid, hee-hee. The daughter said.
You kid, how can you laugh at your father?It's time to fight!Your father and I have been studying people hard for more than ten years, what is it for?For my own sake?It's not!To put it mildly, it's for our family;To put it mildly, it's for our kingdom!If it is even bigger, it is for the life and death of the whole plant!”
Braggadocio again, get to the point, Daddy!You just said that you have failed to study human races, why?The daughter asked again.
Because I didn't find the real race. Ten years ago, he was an old man with a long beard who came here, didn't he call himself an 'old man'?Later, I learned that he was old, just like your calamus grandfather, and he was too old to make seeds. Right?So, he's not of the human race. Seven years ago, there was another person, who had no beard, but a little like your Grandma Cattail, but in fact she was too old to make seeds, so I failed again. ”
Wasn't there a man four years ago?You said he wasn't old, why didn't he make it?The daughter asked again.
It was a child, I don't know that ** came out, it is estimated that he was killed by a robber outside, and he didn't know it himself, so he came to us. He's too young, he hasn't grown up yet, and of course he can't be a human race. ”
What about the guy from three years ago?You said that she is not old, and you also said that she is very young and looks very healthy, why is there no ** species?The daughter continued.
She has no beard, she doesn't look old, she is indeed a young woman, like your sister Reed, in her prime. It stands to reason that it should be successful, but I don't know why it failed again, but I still can't be a seed. I guess it's the wrong way. You know, people are different from us, we can cut off a section, stick it in the swamp, and continue to reproduce, they can't. They have to work in pairs, just like your Aunt Douzi and Uncle Douzi next to you, and they have to pass the powder from one flower to the other so that they can reproduce. ”
So that's the case, you guessed it again, right?Hee-hee. Daddy, last time you said, that person is like Sister Reed, who can be a human race. However, it failed. She is not of the human race, so how can this person be of the human race?The daughter asked again.
I didn't say it carefully enough, but after this person came, he could form a pair with the young woman in front of him and become a human race. So when I saw him coming, I said, 'Here comes the race.'" ”
However, if he is also the same as his previous sister, how can he be a pair?”
It's different, he's a man. Didn't you see him on horseback?In the human world, all men ride horses, and there are no women. What's more, now in the middle of the night, how can a woman ride a horse to us?Someone shouted just now, it is estimated that it is another robber and robbery, this guy is in a panic, so he will come here. A man and a woman, just the right pair, we can make a human race, haha!”
Daddy, why do you have to be a human race?Isn't it nice that we're like this now?Besides, I see them jumping around one by one, as well as noses, eyes, and mouths, and they are also very cute, so let them go out and live well, can't you?Why do you have to pull them down?"My daughter was curious.
You kid ......Alas!I can't blame you either, you're too small. Human beings are the most cruel beings in the world, a hundred times more cruel than the insects and animals that eat us. You see them cute and want to let them go, but that's what they think about us. They pluck the beautiful flowers when they see them;Useful vine branches, they cut them with knives, make baskets, beat them at will, and even make us into fertilizer, generation after generation!They don't take us seriously, and I won't let them go!So, I will also make them into seeds, which will be multiplied in this swamp from generation to generation and used as our fertilizer!”
AhhWhen the daughter heard this, she seemed to be scared.
You don't know, the three ladies of the lotus finally cultivated their ** body, became a beautiful woman, and married a scholar. However, the scholar said that she was a goblin, and found a Taoist priest to get rid of her and turn her to ashes. The old man of Green Bamboo is upright by nature, and he has also helped people deal with man-eating beasts, but he was eventually burned to death as a monster. You say, how cruel are they?”
The daughter stopped talking, she knew these things.
At the end, the old father said earnestly, "Son, you were born here, and I don't know if you are lucky or not. Now, you and I are safe, but if someone finds out that this place is full of mud, and someone dies here, I am afraid that you and I will suffer!They will only say that the swamp is harmful to people, and if we want to fill this place, we will not have half pity because there is life in the swamp and it is our place of survival. ”
So, Daddy hates these people, doesn't he?They use us to make fertilizer for generations, and you want to make human seeds and make fertilizer for generations. ”
Yes, that's it. The man has completely sunk into the swamp with the horse, you go to sleep, I'll study it and see if he can be a human race. ”
After daybreak, several robbers followed the trail.
Oops, this is a swamp, pull me along!A robber said.
Big brother, I ...... tooI also fell into it, what should I do?I don't want to die!Another robber said.
Soon, several robbers couldn't help themselves, and they all slowly sank into the mud, and the more they moved, the faster they sank in, and soon they couldn't see their heads.
At night, there was another sound in the swamp.
Daddy, a few more people came, and they were all stuck in the swamp. Okay, you can continue to research, when will your race plan come to fruition?The girl was asking again.
I can't make it, I know the reason for the failure. They can't survive here, let alone give birth to a villain. I have to hurry up and cultivate, and when the time comes, I can go out. After I went out, I grabbed the men and women and let them continue to give birth, and when the children I gave birth to grew up, they could continue to give birth. When the time comes, I will select some people and let them continue to give birth, and then I will arrest those who are not in good health, those who can't give birth, and those who don't want to give birth, and put them in the swamp. In this way, we have a steady stream of fertilizer!”
Wow, Daddy is amazing, I'm going to tell Grandpa Calamus, Grandma Cattail, and Sister Reed to report the good news!When the time comes, the king will definitely reward you!The girl clapped her hands and said.
Who would have thought that plants would also think about taking revenge on humans and making them into a steady stream of fertilizer?