In the fourth year of the Northern Song Dynasty, on a snowy evening, the moon was about to rise, and there were few pedestrians on the road.
In a small hotel next to Liangshanbo, the shopkeeper is taking inventory, and the guys are packing up the tables and chairs, preparing to close early.
Suddenly, the reed curtain at the door was opened, and a guest came in, thirty-five or sixteen years old, with a frosty face, a sad face, and two lines of gold seals on his face, it seemed that he had been in prison, and he was carrying a knife in his hand, and he had a waist knife in his waist, like a bad one, and the luggage on his back looked heavy, and he should have a lot of money.
The guy thought to himself, another good product has been delivered to the door. This is a black shop opened by Liangshanbo, which specializes in drugging and combing guests, leaving property behind, and people use it to chop meat filling, and it is not delicious if it is too fat, so it is boiled oil and lit the lamp.
The guest began to sigh without drinking two bowls of wine, and the man was upset when he heard it, and thought to himself: Such a sad face is difficult to eat with minced meat. The shopkeeper just watched coldly, and the guest sighed for a while, then asked the guy for a pen and inkstone, and mentioned a few lines of poetry on the wall.
Righteousness is Lin Chong, and he is the most simple and loyal.
The rivers and lakes are famous, and the Beijing country is a hero.
The life experience is sad and floating, and the fame is turned into a canopy.
If he is young, he will be in Shandong.
This is only a medium level in limericks, but the shopkeeper was shocked when he saw it, Mom, Lin Chong!This is the most wanted felon!burned the army forage field in Cangzhou, and killed three *** Lin Chong!From now on, it's the big brother of the rivers and lakes!Don't get excited, explore the truth and then talk about it, the shopkeeper hugged the guest from behind.
You did the business in Cangzhou!”
Dude, I recognized the wrong person!”
You're not Lin Chong?”
My surname is Zhang!"Is there a gold seal on the face of the surname Zhang?!”
Are you going to call the police?”
Hahaha, I'll call the police!Brothers are also of the way!”
It turns out that the shopkeeper is called Zhu Gui, is a leader of Liangshanbo, this hotel is the underground transportation station of Liangshan, it turns out that the eldest brother is a good man in Liangshan, I have a letter of recommendation from Cangzhou Chai officials, I have come to join in, please ask the eldest brother to lead me to meet the leader of Wang Lun", both Chai officials recommend, and the brother is so heroic, the king leader must be reused", that night, the two of them ate midnight wine in the water pavilion behind the hotel. On the morning of the next day, Zhu Gui led Lin Chong to take a boat across the water, to the golden beach, to the cottage, through the broken golden pavilion, to the Juyi Hall, there were three leaders sitting in the hall, left Du Qian, right Song Wan, in the middle is the boss of Liangshan, Wang Lun, a white-clothed showman. Zhu Gui led Lin Chong forward to introduce, "The three eldest brothers, this is Lin Chong, the head of the 800,000 forbidden army in Tokyo, who committed an accident in Cangzhou and fled to the Chai officials, and now the Chai officials recommend him to settle down here." ”
Lin Chong met with the three leaders, handed over the letter of recommendation, Wang Lun opened the letter and read it, so he invited Lin Chong to sit in the fourth place, Zhu Gui to sit in the fifth, Lin Chong thought, let me sit in front of Zhu Gui, there is a door to this matter!
Wang Lun said: "I have heard the name of the head of the Lin Sect for a long time, why do you rest in Xiaozhai".
Lin Chong got up and said: "Leader Rongyu, I have been in Tokyo since I was a child, born and raised, I have never recruited anyone, I have never provoked anyone, I always want to be a little strong, save money, work hard, I married a daughter-in-law, love is like a treasure, be careful, hide in the house, on the incense road, someone practices martial arts, I go to see the excitement, it's really unlucky, I suffer when I see the practice of martial arts, my daughter-in-law is alone in the street, I don't watch out at all!”
Unexpectedly, the hooligans harassed, pestered, listened to the maid come to report, so anxious that I trembled all over my hands and feet, rushed over, picked up my fists to ping-pong, ping-pong, how do I know this hooligan, hey Huyier, it was actually the boss Gao Yanei's god, he played haha and left, I felt like I was shot!”
How do I know that in this high office, the thief's heart is not dead, he wants to kill me, and then occupy my daughter-in-law, one plan can't be done, two tricks, I want to hide, and finally frame me, stabbed in Cangzhou, prison camp, I am cautious, laugh all day long, I just want to serve my sentence as soon as possible, return to my hometown, and then return to her!”
Hate Gao Yu's pair of thieves and fathers and sons, hurt my heart has never died, sent Lu Qian, Fu'an and Guan Ying, set fire to the army forage field, to burn my forest, the sky is pitiful, that night, I hid in the mountain temple, see through the treacherous scheme, I hate from the heart, angry to the sky, slaughtered three people, and cut the head, kill people and set fire, this basket is not small, there is a family is difficult to run, there is a country difficult to vote, can only go to the chai official's house, the official repaired a book, told me to Liangshan to cast, hope to collect, a death forward, hey Hu Yi'er, the leader takes care of it, Yi'er Yi'er! ”
Wang Lun said: "The head of the tiger is powerful, it is really extraordinary, all the way tired, and please eat a few glasses of water and wine" while arranging for the little minions to arrange a feast, while continuing to interview Lin Chong, Wang Lun asked while drinking, and found that Lin Chong faintly had the meaning of "dominating", thinking, Du Qian and Song Wan and I were just a small fight in Liangshan, robbing a robbery, hemp people, no one dicked us at all,But the person in front of him has committed a mortal crime, and leaving him may bring disaster to the cottage!And this person's martial arts are too high, and he will definitely disobey us in the future!
After three rounds of drinking, Zhu Gui recounted Lin Chong's inscription poem in the hotel again, and heard the sentence "If he is young, he will be able to live in Taishan", Wang Lun frowned again, thinking to himself, this guy is really restless, and he has not yet gone to Liangshan, so he left his name under Liangshan, isn't this a disaster for meI also want to be on my turf "Weizhentai Shandong", how can I have Wang Lun in my eyesChai Daguan, I'm sorry!
Thinking of this, Wang Lun called a little minion to take 20,000 yuan, Wang Lun took the money and patted it in front of Lin Chong, "Lin Jiaotou, my small temple can't fit your great god, staying here will delay you, this is my meaning, 20,000 yuan is not too little, please ask the head to find another Dazhai Xiema." ”
Lin Chong's heart suddenly cooled down, and he quickly stood up and arched his hand: "Leader Wang, I, Lin Chong, are not here for money, but only to gather righteousness with several leaders, and the leaders are clear." ”
Zhu Gui, Du Qian, and Song Wan also persuaded, "Big brother, Chai Daguan and I are gracious, if we don't keep Lin Jiaotou, I'm afraid Chai Daguan's face is not very good-looking." ”
Who knows if he is of the same mind as us. ”
Leader Wang, I, Lin Chong, committed a capital crime, and I came to the cottage to join the gang, and I had no two hearts. ”
"Okay, since that's the case, then ask Sect Leader Lin to accept a letter of submission. ”
No problem, you have all seen the poems I wrote in the hotel, and the level of writing a guarantee is still there. ”
Saying that Lin Chong was about to ask for a pen and paper to write, Zhu Gui smiled and said: "Hahahaha, Lin Jiaotou, you are also a person on the road now, why are you still so literate, what you pay attention to in the underworld is not to be able to write, but to be able to fight, cut and kill, to be ruthless, to kill people and set fire, you can't even blink your eyelids, the so-called 'vote for fame' is to let you go down the mountain and lift a person's head, and you will not be able to return to the right path." ”
Lin Chong has nowhere to go, and he is determined to be a robber, even if he wants to rely on Liangshan.
I have already killed three people, so why is it difficult to kill another one, I am afraid that I will not meet them. ”
Okay, Sect Leader Lin, give you three days, and if you get a vote, I'll give you a chair to sit on;If I can't pay it, I'll have to be sorry. ”
The seat was silent that day, early the next morning, Lin Chong and a small minions went down the mountain to find a head, but Lin Chong had no work experience after all, three days passed quickly, and the "vote for the name" was not accepted in the end, but by mistake Yang Zhi got a load of property, which was considered a bad hand, Wang Lun finally let Lin Chong into the gang and sit in the fourth chair, but he still guarded against Lin Chong from time to time, and gave him small shoes to wear everywhere, and Lin Chong often heard some rumors on the mountain.
What a forbidden army leader!You can't even kill a person after three days of going down the mountain!”
Yes, I heard that he ran into a passerby, but he jumped out too early, and before the words 'stay alive' were finished, the man ran away, hahahaha......”
Look at him in front of the king's leader, he doesn't even dare to let out a fart!”
Lin Chong is weak on the mountain, but he endures everywhere, and in the dead of night, he can sigh to the moon and spit out his heart"Damn, it turns out that the leaders of the world are so stupid!”
Until that day, Chao Gai and Wu Yong and a group of seven people came up the mountain, and Lin Chong's eyes lit up and saw a turning point and hope. As soon as these seven fierce men came, Wang Lun's power would be greatly reduced, but Wang Lun saw the danger of "doves occupying magpies' nests", this "Tota Heavenly King", as soon as he heard the nickname, he was a boss who could be the boss;This red-haired ghost really doesn't look like a human;This "living Yama" has two knives in his eyes;This "short-lived Erlang" has arms thicker than my thighs;The chest hair of this "Standing Tai Sui" is denser than my cock hair!There is also a bull-nosed old man and a teaching gentleman, although his appearance is not vicious, but the bull-nosed old man's face is yin and yang, looking at the infiltrating people, and the teaching gentleman is even more thief-eyed, looking around.
Wang Lun felt that the chrysanthemums were tense for a while just by hearing these names, Lin Chong only faintly had the meaning of "dominating the strong", and these seven masters were the masters who were unhappy at first glance, and a forbearant Lin Chong could not tolerate it, not to mention these seven fierce gods, Wang Lun was bent on letting them go down the mountain.
The thief-eyed teacher Wu saw Wang Lun's meaning at a glance, and even saw that Lin Chong was "a little unhappy, and he hesitated ......in his heart."has a heart of hope, but it is just a last resort", so he fanned the flames and sowed discord, igniting Lin Chonghuo's determination.
On that day, Wang Lun set up a banquet to entertain Chao Gai seven people, and during the banquet was "food is scarce and the house is scarce", "the small temple can't fit the big god" and other words, please ask the seven people to find another Dazhai Xiema, Chao Gai and Wu Yong pretended to leave, Lin Chong saw that the turning point was about to disappear, his hope was about to be shattered, and he would succumb to Wang Lun's villain for the rest of his life!
He couldn't sit still anymore, and shouted: "Mom, when I went up the mountain a while ago, you said that there is little food and sparse houses, and today there is little food and sparse houses, can you change some new words!."”
Wu Yong: "Sect leader, don't be angry, let's just go, don't spoil the relationship between you and the king leader!."”
Lin Chong said: "This is a villain!."I can't spare him today!”
Wang Lun shouted: "Lin Chong, are you drinking too much!."”
Lin Chong said angrily: "You are a poor Confucian, and you have no literature in your chest, how can you be the master of the cottage!."”
Wu Yong said: "Brother Chao, let's go quickly, so as not to sin the head of the king and the head of the Lin Sect!."”
Wang Lunliu said: "Let's leave after eating!."”
Lin Chong kicked the table aside, grabbed his feet, and pulled out a bright knife from under his shirt.
Wu Yong shouted: "Sect leader, don't move the knife!."”
Living Yama" and others also pretended to persuade each other: "Leader Wang, let's leave now, otherwise Sect Leader Lin will have to chop you!."”
Lin Chong grabbed Wang Lun and scolded: "You don't stay if the officials of Chai recommend me to come, and you don't stay if King Chao Tianwang brings people in, this Liangshanbo is yours!."You jealous thief, if you don't kill you, what use do you want!”
Wang Lun wanted to flee, and shouted in his mouth: "My people!.""There are quite a few of his people, but who dares to come up?Lin Chong immediately grabbed Wang Lun, scolded again, and went to the heart with only one knife, blood burst out, Wang Lun screamed, covered his chest, and could no longer speak, he could only whimper and whisper.
Lin Chong lifted Wang Lun beside him again, put the knife on his neck, and whispered in his ear"Leader Wang, don't you want to vote?Today, Lin Chong will give you a ......”
After that, Tianxiong Star possessed, and Lin Chong was no longer there.