2023 An annual bill that will make people cry!

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-02-03

After lunch, I received a message from the Agricultural Bank of China, which was the bill for 2023 pushed by the Agricultural Bank of China, and I went in with curiosity to take a look at it to see how many grains of rice were harvested in this unfortunate 2023, and a few pieces of silver were left!

The bill made me feel mixed, but what made me laugh and cry even more was the content of the first bill:

1. Morning and twilight, fireworks every year:

The bill shows that your total assets at the end of the year are 35104 yuan, an increase of 1845 from last year9%。

What should we be happy about? Or should I rejoice? Or should I rejoice?

After a hard year, the assets at the end of the year were as high as 3 figures, and what is especially surprising is that such a thick family foundation has increased by 18 times compared with last year. Think about it,After a hard year, let alone happy, I promise not to cry, isn't it considered very strong?

Fortunately, the Agricultural Bank of China is quite warm-hearted, although the savings are not much, and the family background is not thick, it still gave me a sincere encouragement, saying that I can slowly accumulate the confidence of life. Let me say what, take your time, don't you all say that the future will be long.

2. Chase the light and meet, bathe in the light:

The bill shows: Total annual income: 2170,000 yuan, down 29 from last year67%。

After a hard year, I don't know, where does this income come from, is it that my left hand to my right hand is also included? Otherwise, there is not so much income, the key is that this year's total revenue has decreased by 29% compared to last year, which is completely in line with my expectations, the external environment is too poor, the industry is full of risks, the company is struggling, you have to grow to income, isn't this the boss's safe? This is the same as a news I saw in the morning, saying that last year, 3 percent of the respondents said that the annual income declined, it seems that I am following the trend, and I should be at peace with the situation, and the mentality should be correct! Brother is not handsome, but the posture of accepting defeat must be handsome!

3. Careful budgeting, fine water and long flow:

The bill shows that the total expenditure last year was 1430,000 yuan, a decrease of 60% from the previous year.

It's all tired, according to my personal record of the small ledger, last year's expenditure was more than 240,000, and everyone sighed"Where has the time gone?I sent out a heart-rending soul torture"Where did all my money go".

Confucius said: It's hard to make money, it's hard to eat, it seems that it's easy to spend money, it's as simple as running water, as for the flow to **, I can't figure it out.

4. Food, clothing, housing and transportation, fireworks in the world:

Last year's credit card spending was 710,000 yuan, subdivided, entertainment 130,000 yuan, education and training 120,000 yuan, living expenses 070,000 yuan. Isn't this killing me, I'm a person who wants to make a skewer of sticks, ** willing to go to leisure and entertainment, this is definitely the Agricultural Bank of China opening its eyes and talking nonsense, in the words of the famous scholar Kong Yiji,"It is to defile people's innocence out of thin air".

No matter what happens, the beautiful year of 2023 will pass, perhaps, as the Agricultural Bank of China said, life will not disappoint your every penny, and all the good things will come unexpectedly!

In 2024, pout your ass and continue to work hard, for your family and for yourself!

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