Zhao Benshan Zhao Haiyan said to Song Xiaobao: If you come, you will steal as much as you want, Song replied: Uncle, I really haven't stolen like this!
--Lines from the sketch "Rich" (Middle 3).
The thief (Song Xiaobao) threw the electric drill :( scared) Oh uncle, I'm sorry, I was wrong I did this for the first time, I swear I will never do it again in the future, this and this sock will be given to my aunt, wear it old **, I will definitely be able to conquer you.
Just let me withdraw.
Lao Hao (Zhao Benshan): Don't, comrade thief, I've been looking forward to you for a long time and you're finally here, you can't go in vain, you have to steal something.
Thief: (confused) No.
Hao's wife (Zhao Haiyan): What, my wife is right, how much stealing, meaning!
Thief: (continues to be confused)...
Lao Hao: It's okay, we won't hurt you, you can steal it.
Hao's wife: You look at us like this, and we don't look like beating people.
Lao Hao: Let's not hurt anyone, don't we?
Thief: I'm a little confused.
Lao Hao: If you look at what's good, you can choose a few.
Thief: (at a loss)...
Hao's wife: If you don't steal again, I'll call the police.
Thief: Don't. I. I steal. Steal. (Nervous and at a loss.)
Old Hao: Oh, you steal.
Hao's wife: Let's steal it, kid.
Thief: (timidly picked up the mobile phone on the table, at this time, the mobile phone rang, the thief was scared, oh my mother, pop, threw it on the ground, and said: Come on**).
Lao Hao: Come on, you won't be able to take it, what are you doing if you break it.
Hao's wife: (Go pick up your phone.) What are you doing with us, we're blind.
Lao Hao: This is the same, bring it to him, (say to the thief: You are in love, no, continue to take whatever you want, you will steal).
Thief: (looks very reluctant) Still stealing.
Lao Hao: Steal, you hurry up, you can't leave, you don't steal.
Hao's wife: Steal it.
Thief: (Walks to the table and picks up the teacup in fear, talking about uncle.) I. I.
Old Hao: What are you doing with that broken cup?
Thief: (The thief kneels down towards Lao Hao) Uncle, I beg you, I really haven't stolen like this.
Old Hao: (Old Hao kneels down towards the thief) Uncle begs you too, you're here, just deal with stealing.
Thief: Uncle, my psychological quality is not good.
Lao Hao: Uncle has a good psychological quality, you can steal it, okay.
Thief: Uncle, don't irritate me so much, I can't stand it.
Old Hao: Uncle, let's leave it like this.
Hao's wife: Hey, you get up, what are you calling him, uncle, besides, you thief, I don't understand, why are you so stupid, just be a thief, you are seriously unqualified, let you steal, you will steal.
Lao Hao: It's also what you keep complaining about him, he looks at the two of us here, can he steal it? You go and help him steal, quick.
Hao's wife: I said he was unqualified, but you still don't believe it.
Lao Hao: Hurry up, don't talk nonsense.
Hao's wife: I'll help him steal.
Lao Hao: Don't you know what we're doing quickly? Everything in the cabinet was taken out.
Come, comrade thief, come, come here.
Thief: No. Uncle me. Oops....
Hao's wife: (takes the clothes out of the cabinet and throws them all to him).
Lao Hao: What are you doing here, you don't have any sincerity at all, what are you doing with this thing, can this person want it?