Xiao Mao talked about his experience of accompanying his five wives to Tyrande to relax:
That night, I went out alone, and the driver looked at the card address and sent me to a place, and I was dazzled by the willow green and pink when I entered the door. Later, I ordered a homely woman, entered the room, and served with all my heart.
The next morning, the five sisters sat down for breakfast and asked me to talk about my experience. I asked my five younger sisters, how did you go yesterday, where did you go, and what good programs you had? The five sisters just bowed their heads and smiled, not saying a word. I'm honest. The five sisters listened with relish.
A sister said, it seems, Mr. Xiao Mao, one woman is not enough, tonight, call a few more, two or three, Xiao Mao will be the emperor, and I will pay the bill. I'll say, sister, if you want me to be honest. Xue Zhi said, "Speak."
I said, in terms of men, in fact, they can't be women, and men are emperors, generally because they want to save face, and they can't put on a show, and they can't do it to the extent of Wu Zetian, and they can't compare to women's skills. The five wives burst into laughter. Xue Zhi said that the emperor was also early because of this. I said, yes, yes, men want to live a long life, and it was said in the old book that they should take the "solitary pill" for fifty years first. Xue Zhi heard it, wrote on the glass table and asked me, are these three words? I said yes. Xue Zhi said that the plum blossoms in the paper tent sleep alone, the man sleeps alone, and the woman suffers. I said, stupid, this is talking about it, there are a few men who dare to take this medicine. In the end, Xue Zhi still took out an envelope. Lan Lan said that tonight, Xiao Mao will at least ask for a wife and a round house. I was scared, and I was willing to accept it. Lan Lan Xuezhi lost her temper. Xue Zhi said, Brother, copper and silver, not to cover your hands and sweat, but to use. I don't make a sound.
That night, the five sisters went out again. I decided to look for yesterday's homely woman, and when I looked at it in the past, there were so many women, the world of flowers, dazzling, I could only call one casually, enter the room, the soul was fragrant, everything was in place, and when it was over, I couldn't imagine that the woman would change to speak the northern dialect, boss, big brother. I was scared. The woman said, you tell me, where is better for us than Dongguan. I smiled.
The next day for breakfast, I reported truthfully. The leader of the guard team said, Xiaomao, what a man. I don't make a sound. The group leader said that if I went like this, my mouth and eyes would be closed. I said, to go to Thailand, the cost is okay. The deputy head of the doorman said, fart, how chic Xiao Mao is, no burden, no home, look at the poor appearance of these men here, Xiao Nan wants to eat and wear, to study, and to buy a house, if I want to go to Thailand, my housewife, first rush up, cut off my head and neck and then talk. When the deputy team leader talked about this place, it was like shedding tears. Everybody doesn't make a sound.
I'm really sad in my heart, I thought about it, if Chunxiang doesn't si, I would be a man with a small family, the factory has long been closed, get this bit of money, husband and wife are probably, it's really noisy every day, ** no matter how affectionate it is, ** can go abroad, my hair is probably gray a long time ago.
Hu Sheng said that it is actually sad to talk about meat and vegetarianism.