What do you think is the most intriguing part of the Internet?
It's the level of yin and yang weirdness, and only play the real sticker.
Or is it a Weibo where hundreds of schools of thought contend and various opinions collide?
If you want me to say, when it comes to "intrigue", it has to be a rare beast, and a second-hand leftover - idle fish.
The old man who sighed more than 200 years ago that "he is useless is a scholar" may now break the coffin and withdraw his original words.
Because the bigwigs of the self-proclaimed student party in Xianyu can now be mixed with free shipping if they cry poor, and they can pick up leaks by showing off their work-study programs.
I don't know when it began, there was a bizarre way of bargaining on Xianyu - I am a student.
No one can say what magic this sentence has, and there is no way to verify whether the off-screen school uniform boss is holding a student ID.
The only thing you know is that as long as it happens, the deal will most likely end up with your own meat and feed the eagle.
Consumption is the passive skill of the student party, and lack of money is the racial talent of the student party.
And the combination of the two gives these white prostitutes the explosive power to blow up everything.
In their eyes, not being able to pick up cheap is equivalent to losing money, and not getting wool along the network cable is a shame to the ancestors and ancestors.
I'm a student, whether it's okay to send me or not, it's already a classic sentence that has spread from the second-hand trading platform to the whole Internet.
Netizens ridiculed this phenomenon and made a series of memes, including "Hello, I'm a student, please send me something for free, by the way, package a post, and then put 200 yuan in the package and mail it to me, after all, I'm a student." ”
On the other hand, Xianyu sellers have also developed a set of emojis to counter these mysterious forces.
For example, the boss uploads the product with a price tag of 500 yuan, and a student comes to ask, I am a student, and 50 free shipping is sold to me. So, the classic answer is freshly baked: you are born even if you are born, and there are emojis as shown in the picture.
There are also many Xianyu sellers who write down relevant bargaining requirements on their personal homepages: please show a full-color scanned copy of your student ID card and admission notice, and a final exam transcript stamped with the official seal of the academic affairs department of the school and college....
But as we have seen, the person who can use the trick of making me a student cheaper will naturally not be easily dissuaded by a meme.
More importantly, it can only stop bargaining, but it can't stop the increasingly rampant white prostitutes refund minors.
Their mainstream method of making fun is very simple: first, communicate, buy, and pay normally, just like a normal transaction. But after receiving the goods, his temperament immediately changed, and the heroic spirit possessed: My child bought this thing secretly, and it will be refunded!
In most cases, although the mood of the person requesting the refund is in place, it is often doubtful whether there is really a "child".
In order to cope with this situation, the individual sellers on Xianyu did not fall into a desperate situation, but a new law was born from the chaos: the slap of the child refund treaty.
And in response to the requirement of "slapping", different sellers have also formulated different standards.
For example, some sellers propose that the duration of the slap shall not be less than 5 minutes, the swelling of the child's face shall not be less than 2 cm, and a handwritten reflection of more than 5,000 words shall be required; Some sellers ask for verbal education for children, which lasts up to 10 minutes.
Is there really anyone going to slap a child** to get a refund?
Rest assured, there has not been a single such case so far.
The reason is too simple, which parent dares to do this, the seller will really call the police uncle and give this parent a silver bracelet + free package of food and accommodation + stepping on the sewing machine**.
As such, this is the current version of the T0 defense, which spreads wildly and is very effective.
Looking at the entire Xianyu platform, most individual sellers have written this requirement on their personal homepage and gradually used it in transactions.
You bet that I am soft-hearted and choose to refund, and I bet that you don't have that kid who bought indiscriminately.
Have you encountered any strange things in Xianyu? Welcome to complain in the comment area