The joke between husband and wife is not old!

Mondo Sports Updated on 2024-02-25

1. The husband looked at his wife affectionately: "Wife, why do you close your eyes every time I kiss you?" ”

The wife silently closed her eyes: "Because missing a person starts from the bottom of my heart and ends in front of me."

The husband smiled slightly: "Your sweetheart is right in front of you." ”

The wife pouted: "You don't show it well, anyway, I can't see it when I close my eyes." ”

The husband took out the prepared jade bracelet: "I know, you are the most naughty, when you wear it for a lifetime, you can trap you." ”

The wife smiled with satisfaction: "You really think you are a diamond bracelet given by the old cow spirit!" ”

The husband's face suddenly became gloomy: "What, someone actually gave you a diamond bracelet first?" ”

The wife quickly opened her eyes and stared at her husband with lantern-like eyes: "I see that you are a drama spirit!" ”

The husband smiled embarrassedly: "Anyway, my sword is not old, so don't compare me with the old cow!" ”

2. The wife blinked her big smart eyes: "Husband, do you remember the dress you wore when we went on our first date?" ”

The husband touched his head embarrassedly: "Of course I remember, it was a T-shirt given to me by my ex-girlfriend, and then I never wore it again, and I was very impressed!" ”

The wife nodded with satisfaction: "Don't be nostalgic." ”

The husband muttered in a low voice: "Whose new love is not whose old love." ”

His wife's ears were unusually sensitive, and she asked angrily, "What? You repeat. ”

The husband said cautiously, "I mean, the New Year doesn't miss the old people." ”

The wife turned angry and laughed: "It's almost the same, in the new year, I haven't missed my ex-boyfriend again!" ”

The husband muttered quietly, "What about last year?" ”

The wife was impatient: "Last year was last year, don't talk about the old things." ”

The husband vetoed repeatedly: "I didn't talk about it again, I just pure love." ”

Wife: ......

3. The wife fiddles with her body in front of her husband: "Do you think I'm fat?" ”

The husband glanced at it with his spare eyes and said seriously: "No, it's just that your clothes are broken with a button." ”

The wife asked rhetorically, "Isn't that fat?" ”

The husband said categorically: "Of course not, those who have thunder in their chests and face like a peaceful lake can be called rich and noble!" ”

The wife glared at her husband, "Do you think I look like a rich man?" ”

The husband nodded violently: "Like, you can do a great job!" ”

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