I'm here to talk about homely things
When I went to bed last night, I suddenly found that my husband had become old bacon, and it was smoky.Bacon is cured pork, and when it is dried, it becomes bacon. When I was a child, the storage conditions were not good, and there was no place to store fresh meat, so every winter, every household here would dry bacon to eat for the New Year, and some in the countryside would also use smoke, so that it tasted more fragrant. Nowadays, the living conditions are better, there are supermarkets everywhere, refrigerators and freezers at home, and there is no need to save cured bacon. But there is still a traditional habit, and a small amount of bacon will be marinated and eaten.
Nowadays, the Internet buzzword, old bacon is also an uncle, a more mature, older man, is relative to the concept of small fresh meat.
What's going on?
Wasn't yesterday the twenty-third day of the lunar month? Our family celebrates the New Year. In previous years, when we were young, our family basically accompanied my husband back to the countryside. Because there is an elderly father-in-law at home, who is 91 years old this year. I usually live alone in my hometown in the countryside. So during the New Year's holiday, if my father-in-law doesn't come to my house, we habitually go back to my hometown in the countryside to accompany my father-in-law.
When I was a child, my husband basically had a holiday, but I was usually still at work, and I occasionally took a break.
I still have to go to work during the Chinese New Year this year, and my husband goes home alone in the morning.
In order to take care of me at work, my husband also got up early and was ready to drive me along the way. Who knows if you can't open the door when you come to the car. Because of the freezing rain and freezing snow that fell all night at night, the temperature was low, and the car door froze. As a last resort, my husband returned home, took a bucket of hot water from the water heater, and slowly poured some hot water along the perimeter of the car door with a rag. After a while, I tried the test door and it was ready to open.
Finally got in the car. It's just freezing, the road is fine, there is no snow, and the drive is relatively smooth. Soon I got out of the car at the unit, and my husband continued to drive home.
After eating in the evening, due to the cold weather and drizzle, I didn't go out for a walk. Clean the house again, take a hot shower, and lie down in bed and watch TV.
Why did I suddenly feel a smell of bacon, I leaned towards my husband, the taste was stronger, and it was smoky.
Old bacon? 
Why do you smell of bacon, aren't you taking a shower today?"
I was puzzled and sniffed again.
I'm taking a shower."
The husband argued, and sniffed at his own body as well.
How can I not smell it".
My husband still didn't believe it.
Didn't you change your clothes?"
I asked again. Oh, the sweater didn't change".
No wonder, you set fire to your home."
Yes, it was too cold at home, Dad was burning the fire, and I squatted in the house for a long time, probably smoky".
Well, the smell is so strong, I can't smell it when I was a kid every day."
Maybe when I was a child, I was in this environment every day, so I got used to it."
Maybe".
This morning, my husband got up very early again. My husband is very sleepy, and I don't know if I sleep more when I'm on vacation. It was so cold that I could already hear the washing machine ringing when I woke up. It turned out that my husband had changed out of his sweater, and there was finally no smell. But my husband is still arguing.
You didn't smell the smell of the kitchen yesterday, the pickled lamb roasted in the kitchen."
How can it be, it's obviously the smell of you."
I don't have a problem with my nose, this old bacon is a little annoying, and I don't admit it, every time.
How I didn't smell it".
The husband sniffed his body with his nose again.
Of course you can't smell yourself, so you've changed your clothes again today."
I don't think my husband's sweater was worn last night.
Yes, I changed my sweater too".
I'm sniffing," I sniffed.
Well, there's no taste for today."
It seems that it is still because I went home yesterday to smoke it, and the sweater has not been changed, so it smells.
Now, my husband has become an old bacon without smoke again.