1."The Play of Lips and Teeth".
Author: Zhang Peiqi.
Copywriting: @第二角色官方微博: When a cross talk actor and a celebrity host exchange careers in a variety show, what kind of sparks will the two "compete on the same stage" produce? @周辰瑜 @晏朝
晏朝 (zhāo): The mouth that speaks cross talk, the ghost who deceives people [smiles].
Zhou Chenyu: The lips and teeth in front of the person are swords, and the lips and teeth are intertwined in the back [shy].
Q: As a host, how should I fire CP with cross talk actors?
A: He will use the way of smashing to let the world know that you are his daughter-in-law.
Q: As a cross talk actor, what are the consequences of calling the daughter-in-law of the business object on stage at every turn?
A: Shouting and shouting, I was given by my daughter-in-law.
ps: The host is a cross talk actor, under the age of a strong man.
In the overhead entertainment industry, variety shows and plots in the text are all original (blind) creations (edits), which cannot withstand scrutiny, please do not take it seriously. All characters are [no prototype], don't lead the battle in the comment area.
The author has no culture and has a shallow understanding of traditional opera, and the content involved in this aspect of the article is just a matter of having fun, not being exquisite.
Excerpt: In the conference room of Huanyu Satellite TV, all the core members of the director team, together with the two guests and their respective agents, surrounded a long table of the conference.
Wei Lan unceremoniously took the lead in speaking: "Director Liu, we have no opinion on the temporary change of guests, but why don't you let us know in advance?" Let's get notified from Weibo, what is this like? ”
Liu Wei, the chief director of "The Second Role", is a middle-aged man, but at this moment, he cautiously glanced at Yan Chao, who was a junior, and then explained to Wei Lan with a smile on his face: "Teacher Xiao Yan, Mr. Wei, this incident happened suddenly, it was originally scheduled to be officially announced today, and we also happened to contact Teacher Xiao Zhou, so didn't we hurry up and leave according to the original plan......”
Wei Lan immediately frowned dissatisfiedly: "The original plan? The original plan never said that we wanted our Xiaoyan to talk about cross talk ......”
Before she could finish speaking, Yan Chao interrupted her: "Sister Wei." ”
He glanced at Zhou Chenyu, who was sitting opposite, but fortunately, the other party seemed to be relatively nervous, and he didn't seem to care much about Wei Lan's unceremonious tone.
Yan Chao then continued: "Xuandu has been announced, and it is meaningless to argue about this now." ”
As he spoke, he looked at Liu Wei, who was sitting at the chief of the long table: "Director Liu, since the identity of the guest has changed, the script must be moved." The recording will officially start tomorrow, why hasn't the new script been given to us yet? ”
Liu Wei really looked embarrassed, Wei Lan on the side saw it in his eyes, and just as he was about to attack, he heard Zhou Chenyu suddenly speak.
He looked at Yan Chao with a new expression: "Didn't you say that the reality show should be fully documentary, how can there be a script?" ”
As soon as his words fell, everyone at the conference table lowered their heads and smiled, and fell into an awkward silence for a while.
Everyone knows that Zhou Chenyu is recording a variety show for the first time, but they didn't expect his understanding of reality shows to stay at this stage. It's been a long time, and there are still people who don't know that variety shows are scripted?
Yan Chao asked helplessly: "You didn't read the contract when you came?" ”
Zhou Chenyu naturally pointed to the young agent next to him: "The team helped me sign it." ”
As a guest, he doesn't look at the contract, and he takes it for granted.
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Zhou Chenyu asked again: "Could it be that you record variety shows, what you want to do and say from beginning to end, all of which are prescribed sentence by sentence?" ”
In fact, he really got right, most variety shows on the market now are indeed like this, each guest has a different script and character design, saying that it is a reality show, but in fact, the shooting techniques have long been similar to film and television dramas.
But "Second Role" is obviously not such a variety show, not to mention that according to the current situation, the director team will definitely not be able to hand over a detailed script.
Yan Chao explained: "Our program is definitely not like that, but what content is recorded in each episode and what form is used, these basic frameworks must at least be there." ”
Hearing this, a spark of hope rekindled in Liu Wei's eyes: "The framework has already been there, so I'll let the assistant get it for you." ”
Yan Chao asked, "Then why did you hesitate just now?" ”
2."What to do if the person who shares the house is a rival in love".
Author: Zen wine.
Copywriting: Xia Che has liked Zhou Yige for seven years, and he has been working against his rival Pei Liao for seven years.
The two have a good relationship, and the people they like are the same, competing for the first place in the same school and the title in the same company.
It's like you've fallen under the spell of some natural enemy, and you can't hide from it.
Xia Che endured it for seven years, but finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he accepted the transfer in anger, carrying his luggage across most of the motherland.
Oh, can't he be provoked and can't hide?
Xia Che, who escaped from Pei Liao, was full of expectations for the future, and pushed open the door with the best mood
On the sofa, Pei Liao, who was drinking tea leisurely, nodded friendlyly: "Director Xia, what a coincidence." ”
Xia Che: "....Unfortunately. Deputy General Manager Pei, you are still so ghostly. ”
Yes, the soul is not extinguished, and the curse is not dead.
He did evil in his last life, and he paid his debts in this life.
Xia Che felt that his rival in love - oh is now a roommate, something is not quite right.
How can anyone make breakfast for their rivals every day, pick up and go to work, and give gifts on holidays?
That's all.
Why ......This guy doesn't fucking get dressed at home?!
Xia Che couldn't bear to slap the table: "Will you die if you have two more buttons on your collar?!" ”
Pei Liao lowered his eyes lightly: "Is my collarbone good-looking?" ”
Xia Che subconsciously rolled his throat: "Okay?" ”
Pei Liao nodded.
Xia Che: "....And so later.
After a long time, someone asked Zhou Yige about the most unforgettable experience in his life.
Zhou Yige: Thank you for the invitation, is my bamboo horse and the sky together?
The sullen rebellious ninja attacks (Pei) x has a hard mouth and a soft heart, and the beauty is handsome (Xia).
1v1, HE, ban on demolition and reversal.
A single arrow goes both ways.
Highlight!!! Modern overhead same-sex marriageable, emotional flow sweet and a little sour, more daily.
Affected by the long-haired beauty but very handsome and very a, evenly matched, please be sure to eat this bite before entering the pit.
Excerpt: In 24 years, Xia Che had not returned to China.
At that time, Zhou Yige was an exchange student in country M, and often asked him and Pei Liao to play at home.
I once played a game and drank too much, and I went crazy and talked about my fantasies about the wedding.
At the end, he pestered Xia Che and said, "Brother Che, on the day I get married, I will definitely ask you to be a witness!" ”
Xia Che suppressed the bitterness at the root of his tongue and asked rhetorically: "Is it appropriate to give me such an important role?" ”
Zhou Yige howled at the top of his throat: "It must be suitable!" You're my dearest brother! ”
Zhou Yige's parents are both ideal artists, yearning for a free life and basically not touching their families. Especially after giving birth to a second child, I don't want to come back, the child is lost to the nanny relatives, and the family only sees each other on Chinese New Year's Eve every year.
Zhou Yige grew up freely until he was eighteen years old, and only then did he meet Xia Che, who took care of him like his own brother.
Xia Che was in his heart, except for Ning Tian, no one could match, as long as Xia Che opened his mouth, he would not hesitate to jump into the sea of fire.
Xia Che knew that he couldn't reason with the drunk, so he was half serious and half joking: "Forget about the witnesses, let me give me a ring." ”
Having the ring in your hand is a formal goodbye, at the very least.
The drunkard is full of mouths.
Then the next day I woke up and forgot all the conversations.
This casual sentence is not remembered by those who should be remembered, and those who should not be remembered have been remembered until now.
Sure enough, the good brain surnamed Pei only focuses on messy things.
He didn't wave the hand off his shoulder.
When the host was about to progress to the gift of the ring, he put away the five fingers holding the box and got up, did not look at Zhou Yige for the first time, but looked at Pei Liao with lowered eyes, and said solemnly: "Thank you." ”
Pei Liao played with his mobile phone and nodded, his posture perfunctory, barely a response.
After knowing each other for so many years, I have to admit that Mr. Pei is indeed a righteous gentleman.
Yu Gong, who never plays yin when he grabs projects; For selfishness, he will not use vicious means to intercept the things of his rival halfway.
It's not a day or two that this person cherishes words like gold, Xia Che has long been used to it, and walked towards the stage with the box in his hand.
And the moment Pei Liao turned around, he put down the phone that was not unlocked at all.
Xia Che did not have the habit of turning back halfway.
He wouldn't know how skillfully Pei Liao was in capturing his back.
The wedding scene was lit with lights, and none of them shone into the gray-green eyes.
Pei Liao's hand hung on his knees, holding his mobile phone in a virtual circle, and he looked at the ceremonial platform not far away for a moment
Zhou Yige's lips were inciting up and down, he should have shouted "brother", Xia Che nodded in response, turned his back to the audience and whispered to them, and finally smiled at Zhou Yige.
A smile is a blessing from the heart.
Xia Che sincerely hopes that they will be good for a lifetime.
Pei Liao's throat was a little dry.
He didn't bow his head, he casually reached to the side, took the cup of Coke that Xia Che had drunk, and drank it all.
Although it is almost invisible, it can be determined that Xia Che is in a much better mood than before.
Pei Liao threw the empty plastic cup into the trash can and opened the unread message he had received ten minutes earlier.
Mr. Liang: That's okay. 】
Mr. Liang: When does Mr. Pei plan to keep the contract? 】
Pei Liao pursed his lower lip, as if he was savoring the sweetness of the cola on his lips.
The thumb hovers on the screen for a long time, and I can't press it down.
When? Of course, the later the better.