Tang Bohu wrote a toilet couplet for 10 taels, but it became a famous pair through the ages, and a witty work was handed down
There are many relics in the temple of literature, but there is a light-hearted and unusual story that has been passed down for hundreds of years: a timid genius won a famous couple for a mere ten taels of silver. The genius's name is Tang Bohu, and his masterpiece stems from a bizarre toilet prank.
This incredible story takes us into the literary world of Tang Bohu and reveals the magical charm of this ancient couplet. It is an encounter of Tang Dynasty style and humor, and an opportunity to transform ordinary places into eternal legacies by embellishing literary masterpieces. In this story, we will appreciate the extraordinary charm of this thousand-year-old famous union in exchange for ten taels of silver.
First, it is rare to have a thousand opportunities, and there must be strange deeds in whimsy.
Time is like an arrow, and time is like a shuttle. This world-famous Jiangnan genius is walking on the bluestone road in the city. It was an encouraging time, Tang Bohu was anxiously walking on the sunlit stone road, the flowers on the side of the road seemed to tell the prosperity of all things, and he vaguely smelled the smell of the wind taking away the fragrance of rice.
The sound of the law came from the teahouse not far away, and Tang Bohu climbed the steps by the stream and slowly opened the wooden door. I saw a few well-dressed literati drinking tea and talking loudly. At the center of the conversation was the new judge who had recently been sent to skydive – no small feat. Hearing that this man has a deep past and a beautiful wife scares him.
The white-bearded Weng Weng at the table shook his head and said"Yes, the judge's struggle for power was like lightning. Such a person is really incredible! "The people around also sighed. Tang Bohu couldn't help but think about it carefully, and a trace of anxiety rose in his dry ear root heart - this finalized draft is afraid that it will be cold.
Secondly, poor writers urgently need rest, poets need earthly fireworks.
Tang Bohu couldn't help but feel sorry for what happened to the people in front of him. The golden boy and girl of other people's families, a whole day of poetry, full of wisdom and suspense. There is still a long way to go in life, she smiled, pulling back her fluttering thoughts. Although she is down now, the future is bright, and there must be a bright future!
In this case, what concerns does Tang Bohu have? It's just another day of hunger. He touched his empty belly and smiled mischievously. Suddenly, there was a quarrel behind him, apparently someone arguing with the shopkeeper. Tang Bohu patted his sleeves and turned around, only to see a little beggar with a dirty face staring at him, arguing with the uncle who sold sugar pumpkins:
I haven't eaten in days! Please give me the flask and I promise to return it to you! "
If you don't have the money, don't get in my way! Don't bother me here! "The seller waved his hand impatiently.
Tang Bohu stepped forward, put his hand into his sleeve, and took out a cloth rope from it. He smiled helplessly and patted the little beggar on the shoulder:"Let's go, kid, let's try our luck at the county government gate! "
There was a bright red notice posted on the gate of the county government that read:"Ten taels of silver"。Tang Bohu took the little beggar's hand and noticed carefully that this was clearly a reward for the new judge! He closed his eyes in surprise, and a warm current flowed into his heart - maybe it was a heaven-given opportunity!
Third, the writer borrowed a wonderful couplet from "The Song of the Thatched House Broken by the Autumn Wind", a story through the ages.
In the early morning, the water towns of Jiangnan are shrouded in a thin mist. The gate of the county government was closed, and only the red lanterns on both sides loomed in the morning light. Tang Bohu held his most skillful brush and stood at the entrance of the yamen with some anxiety.
Soon, the door"Squeak"It opened with a bang. The county magistrate walked out dressed in official robes, and the guards were neatly lined up behind him. Tang Bohu stepped forward to say hello:"Mr. County Official, in Xia Tang Bohu, is here to answer Mr. County Official's questions about the prize. "The county commander nodded slightly and motioned for Tang Bohu to go with him.
When the group arrived at the newly built Judge's Palace, they found that the environment here was very gorgeous and exquisite. In the middle stands a newly completed thatched house, small and elegant, and on both sides stands landscape stones that exude a faint fragrance. Tang Bohu couldn't help but be taken aback, feeling that the magistrate's behavior was really extravagant and luxurious.
The entourage respectfully brought the Eight Immortals Table and the Green Horse Zha, Tang Bohu stroked his long beard, dipped the tip of the pen in ink, and happily lifted the pen. He watched his pen wander over the snake, graceful and luxurious, refreshing. In a few moments, a delicate first sentence was born:"is clear and affectionate, and he has no regrets"。Then, with a slight wave, the next sentence appeared on the white rice paper:"Mo Dao is useless in this thing, and it turns into spring mud to protect flowers"。
Tang Bohu took a long breath and opened his eyes, wanting to stretch out this beautiful verse. But he was surprised to find that the folding fan in the judge's hand had been"Break", fell to the ground!
Fourth, unusual associations sparked a thousand waves, and joy spread throughout the city.
Within a few days, Tang Bohu's wonderful story spread among the hosts and guests of Qingfeng Villa. Most families in the countryside were touched by this wonderful story. Even the shopkeeper knew, and he stroked his thinning hair and muttered:"It turned out that this man was a great poet, and I wondered that day! "
The literati gathered in a small tearoom in the town to discuss this interesting story in various ways.
It's clear that great ideas can come from the humblest of places! "
That's right, even a small building can inspire a writer! "
I think that this extraordinary couplet of Tang Gong is also unique in the history of Chinese literature for thousands of years! "
A match made in heaven, it's amazing! "
Even the children in the streets and alleys are reciting these two punch lines aloud. Tang Bohu couldn't help but smile when he listened to the children's innocent recitation. Perhaps, this is the song he wants!
Fifth, the poems "The Wonderful Fate of Becoming an Immortal" and "The Step of Genius to Become an Immortal".
Time flies, years go by. The descendants of the long-gone judge still treasure this pair of Haizi. The names of Tang Bohu's generation of writers are still in people's mouths, and these two ancient poems are still remembered in the hearts of future generations.
In every summer wind, you can always hear the sound of reading aloud on the bluestone pavement; In the cold wind of every winter day, you can always taste the poetry from the laughter of the scarecrow.
With a pen and a dream, Tang Bohu tirelessly began the next chapter of his literary journey. In the silence of the night, he occasionally glanced up at the full moon, and his heart was full of longing for the future - poetry and distance, never ending.
If you have a crazy idea every day, step out of your comfort zone and venture into the vast unknown. Perhaps, like Tang Bohu, you can also find inspiration and solace in unexpected places!