I can t laugh anymore! The kumquat chain hangs all over the body, although I don t say anything, I a

Mondo Education Updated on 2024-02-01

If the horseshoe chain has become difficult for Guangxi netizens, then the kumquat necklace circle after circle will subvert the three views of netizens, and Guangxi netizens are afraid that they will not dare to come out again.

Just look at the bundle on this head, how can men's earrings be rare, you can't wear gold earrings, and it's always okay to wear a kumquat earring! The kumquat necklace hanging on my chest was bigger than the other, and even my hands were wrapped around the kumquat bracelet, and I never saw the front, and my laughter began to be uncontrollable again.

The kumquat chain hung all over my body, and I stood there, although I didn't say anything, but I knew that it was the orange that had returned.

Sure enough, every beginning is not an ordinary road, a sentence.

"Woo" instantly made me feel like I was back in the primeval jungle and howling wolves everywhere, with kumquat by my side, holding a goblet, holding a mineral water bottle, and carrying a car tripod, I was a little confused.

Although the wolf howled, the mountain did not respond at all except for the echo, and the tripod was twisted on the ground, the enchanting posture and the naïve posture, the original formula really has not changed.

With a middle-aged body, full of "young and beautiful" women, the smile on everyone's face can't be stopped, and I see the pride and pride in his eyes, as if this is the ideal of life.

It's still the burgundy shirt, it's still the black suit, this time the tie is replaced by a small kumquat, touching the small kumquat, he seems to be a little uncomfortable, just touched it with his hand, didn't hold it tightly, and brought his signature language this time:

Rong'an kumquat, kumquat

This non-standard English sentence made me panic! This.

kumquat

I haven't heard of it before, so I quickly searched for it, and it turned out that it was the same concept as orange, referring to kumquats in general.

With so many women around, the signature action is indispensable, raising his hand to brush his hair, caressing his hair, and coming to a sentence that is not standard but very charming.

perfect”

Sure enough, it still tastes like that.

One sentence. Fat people haunt, vehicles give way".

made the Quartet panic, not knowing what medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Stepping over the road barrier, as if he saw the dream in the man's heart, he hurriedly walked forward, in the eyes of everyone, he stopped at the roadside stream that was only more than 20 centimeters wide, looking at the bubbling stream clear and transparent, but he couldn't press it.

Bending down to gently and slowly flow the goblet in his hand into the stream, for fear of alarming the creatures in the stream, the moment when the received stream water was poured into the mineral water bottle, the eyebrows were raised, the eyes widened, as if seeing the delicious food in the world, for a while I was excited, I wanted to see that the stream was too translucent, and I couldn't help but want to taste it!

Sure enough, the sound of the murmuring stream exudes a fragrant smell, and after just a little water, I can't wait to smell the stream close to the wings of my nose, as intoxicating as smelling the fragrance.

The moment he picked up the water, I started to panic a little; As he brought the water close to his nose, I began to lose my breath; When he couldn't wait to pour the water into his mouth and drink it down, I got up straight from the stool, not just tasting the gifts of nature, but joking with life.

At the moment of entrance, the stream water is really as pure and sweet as I thought, even if the stream has been swallowed into the stomach, there is still a trace of the unique sweetness of the stream, which makes people's taste buds open, and I can't help but say a sentence.

Irrigation with mountain spring water, highlighting the ecological quality".

Shake the bewitching figure, and unconsciously touch the kumquat at the tie and bring a sentence.

perfect”

It has to be an orange!

As a well-known orange chief, the standard status of oranges has never changed, and the two-handed knife of Western etiquette has never changed, continuing this tradition in the right way.

How fortunate is it to cut a quail egg-sized kumquat into thin slices and serve it with half a cup of orange juice?

The thinly sliced orange slices are forked up with a knife, the focused eyeballs, as if to see the dream of this life, by putting the orange slices in the tiger's mouth, and then passing it to the mouth, we don't know what this is, but to see him eat is quite enjoyable, presumably the manly kumquat is more extraordinary!

A small piece of kumquat actually made him have an endless aftertaste after tasting it, his mouth slightly open, his eyelids raised, and his eyes white.

The next sentence made me almost squirt out of the water that I hadn't swallowed yet, one sentence.

The taste of being kissed by honey".

It's completely out of control.

How can kumquat give such a sticky and sweet taste? Mixing solid kumquat with thick liquid honey is a golden phrase that no one has ever thought of.

After speaking, he felt that it was not enough, so he raised his hand again, stroked his hair, and slid down to the position of the tie kumquat, and said again.

Open your taste buds, Rong'an kumquat, kumquat".

The compliment in his eyes was never stingy.

In this kumquat forest in the mountains, his words and deeds have become a link to ignite the enthusiasm of nature, and have stirred up countless spiritual charms to the natural scenery.

In the thumbs up.

perfect”

, Rong'an kumquat is out of the circle again, Guangxi netizens said:

Looking at his works, I actually learned a few English words.

2. Netizens in Hebei said:

The lines gradually improved, and I was attracted by the enchanting posture of the orange chief.

3. Fujian netizens said directly:

Don't drink water from the ground, it's easy to get sick.

4, Jiangxi netizens said:

Not seen for a day, such as every other three autumns.

5. Netizens in Hunan asked:

Why do you put orange slices on the back of your hand?

6. Some netizens asked:

What does it mean to splash manure?

Hong Kong netizens' replies are so gratifying:

If you don't pour fertilizer, the fruit won't grow well."

If you want to be funny, this netizen is really a talent.

7, netizens in Guangdong still chased and asked:

Can you help sell sugar cane, the drought is not very good this year.

It seems that the orange grows into an orange grows, no matter how it changes, his image has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and it is difficult to change, and sure enough, the classic is worth pursuing, from a fruit farmer to a soul character, as long as you remove your body, nothing can be done.

As a young generation, we should really learn from him!

When the kumquat chain hung all over his body, before he could say anything, I knew that it was the orange who had returned!

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