A long time ago, there was an old man who played acrobatics opposite a teahouse outside Ganzhou, the old man's name was Lang Laoliu, his body was tough and he could speak, and many people came to watch every time he played acrobatics.
Lang Lao Liu's acrobatics do not seek wealth, in his own words, he just has fun. If any of the spectators have a lot of money, give him some dry food and hot soup to make him satisfied. Zhao Dacai, the shopkeeper of the teahouse opposite, would be upset whenever he heard the cheers and noises, and he found Lang Lao Liu with a fierce attitude: "Are you ** okay?" Why do you have to make a noise across the street from my teahouse? ”
Lang Lao Liu ignored him at all, and Zhao Dacai grabbed him by the collar angrily and said, "Are you deaf?" Lao Tzu told you to get out, didn't you hear? ”
Lang Lao Liu said unhurriedly: "This place is not your teahouse, and I haven't juggled in your house, why are you bullying me as an old man?" ”
Zhao Dacai was just about to make a move, and a group of people behind him angrily accused him of being arrogant and unreasonable, and the angry Zhao Dacai could only let go of Lang Lao Liu and returned to the teahouse with a scolding. After a period of time, Zhao Dacai was angry every time he heard the cheers from the other side.
One night, Zhao Dacai had a plan, if he bought some Heding Red and poisoned Lang Lao Liu, wouldn't he be able to be quiet from now on? He said he would do it, and the next morning he bought a large bag of Heding Red and mixed it in the tea, and at the lunch break, he invited Lang Lao Liu to the teahouse and poured him a full cup of tea.
Lang Lao Liu glanced at the tea, and was reluctant to pick up the teacup. Zhao Dacai said with a smile: "The incident of that day was the fault of the juniors, I think about it and feel that I have offended you, and please don't see outside, if you drink this cup of tea, even if you forgive the juniors!" ”
Lang Lao Liu hesitated for a while and said, "Since you apologize to me, how can the old man not forgive?" It's just this tea.
Zhao Dacai said anxiously: "You must drink, if you don't drink, you look down on the younger generation, I will be haunted for the rest of my life!" ”
Lang Lao Liu scratched his head, picked up the teacup and drank it all. Zhao Dacai breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said: "I won't delay you, your juggling is perfect, please hurry up." ”
Lang Lao Liu went out with a smile, and surprisingly he didn't seem to have any signs of poisoning, and he could do everything from somersaults, handstands, and teasing. The bursts of cheers made Zhao Dacai upset, could it be that the crane top red he bought this time was fake? After waiting for three days, Nalang Lao Liu was still not poisoned, Zhao Dacai couldn't help it, he went to buy some highly poisonous things to poison Lang Lao Liu, for the sake of safety, he used a small amount of poison to feed the chickens and dogs, and the result was as he wished, as long as the chickens and dogs ate some food stained with poison, they all died. Lang Lao Liu made a big table of meals again, and he was determined to poison Lang Lao Liu!
After the meal was ready, Zhao Dacai invited Lang Lao Liu to his home, he put a piece of highly poisonous meat in front of Lang Lao Liu and said: "Uncle, you are also tired today, this meal is my filial piety to you!" ”
Lang Lao Liu sniffed and refused to eat for a long time. Zhao Dacai said with a displeased face: "Don't the juniors have any face?" If you don't accept it, then I'll turn my face! ”
Lang Lao Liu sighed and said, "Is it okay not to eat this meal?" Today's meal, I think forget it.
No way! Zhao Dacai raised his voice and said: "You must eat this meal today, if you don't eat it, I will never let you out." ”
Lang Lao Liu picked up the meat, just put it in his mouth and put it down and said, "If I eat it, you can't regret it." ”
Zhao Dacai was very puzzled, and thought to himself: I am not related to you, my father has been dead for many years, it is my business whether you die or not? If you don't die, how can I be quiet? He said bluntly: "You eat, I sincerely treat you, and I will never regret it!" ”
Lang Lao Liu didn't hesitate this time, he picked up the highly poisonous meat and swallowed it, and after a while, his face turned pale and looked very painful. Zhao Dacai thought that this was a poison attack, and he felt a burst of joy in his heart. In order to completely poison Lang Laoliu to death, he brought another bowl of highly poisonous tea, and saw Lang Laoliu drink it with his own eyes.
Lang Lao Liu covered his stomach, sighed and said: "This meat is good meat, but the taste is a little bitter, spicy, and astringent.
Zhao Dacai grinned, since the wood was already in the boat, he no longer concealed it, and said to Lang Lao Liu: "Do you know why there is a bitter taste? That's because I put several highly poisonous things in it, and the last time I invited you to tea, I put a lot of Heding Red, but I didn't expect that poison wouldn't kill you, an old guy. This time, even the gods can't save you! When you die, I'll bury you, and God doesn't know it! ”
Lang Lao Liu's forehead broke out in cold sweat, and after being silent for a while, he said: "I tasted it, these kinds of highly poisonous things are broken intestine grass, wine, turtles, strychnine and snake and scorpion poisons, and there are still crane top red in the tea." You went to great lengths to die for me! ”
Zhao Dacai was dumbfounded, and said in shock: "Sure enough, you are cunning, you can actually taste several poisons, aren't you afraid of dying in Huangquan?" ”
Lang Lao Liu wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, his face returned to ruddy, and he said calmly: "Do you know who I am?" ”
Zhao Dacai was terrified, and at this time, Lang Lao Liu continued: "I was originally a weasel who had only practiced for a hundred years, and because I was ranked sixth, my name was Lang Lao Liu, and your poison would not kill me." I had a close relationship with your father, like a brother, and I wanted to help you. ”
Zhao Dacai shouted: "Impossible! You're ruining my business, upsetting me, and you're here to help me? I don't want your help. ”
Lang Lao Liu said helplessly: "The old man didn't disturb your business. On the contrary, it is precisely because the old man is juggling here that the business of your teahouse is so hot. You have never thought deeply about this, you only think about my life, and your heart is so vicious! ”
Zhao Dacai blushed and said: "I don't know if what you said is true or false, and I don't need your help." It doesn't matter if you're dead or alive, you can roll as far as you can! ”
Lang Lao Liu smiled bitterly: "I just think of the old relationship with your father, I don't want to see death without help, you have a vicious disease hidden in the five internal organs, and you often feel a dull pain." The old man wants to come and heal you, and if you don't drive me away within three months, I can help you heal. ”
Zhao Dacai was stunned, the pain in his abdomen these days was unbearable, it turned out that he was suffering from a vicious disease, he quickly knelt in front of Lang Lao Liu and begged: "Daxian saved my life, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai!" You should have said it bluntly because of my ignorance that caused such a big misunderstanding. ”
No! Lang Lao Liu said bluntly: "You are not ignorant, you are vicious!" If I don't test you in this way, how can I know your character? Now this result is also self-inflicted! You really shouldn't hide your selfishness and cut off other people's paths. ”
Zhao Dacai fell to his knees with a thud and begged bitterly: "Since you have a good relationship with my father, do you want to watch me die?" I beg you to save my life regardless of my past suspicions. ”
Lang Lao Liu also explained bitterly: "You yourself said that you will never regret it!" I originally had some mana, but after detoxifying myself twice, I was no longer able to save your life, and it seems that everything is providential. ”
After speaking, Lang Lao Liu turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared, Zhao Dacai cried for a while and failed to keep Lang Lao Liu, only to hear "Prepare for the future!" This sentence echoed in my ears for a long time.
The next day, Lang Lao Liu never appeared on the opposite side of the teahouse again, Zhao Dacai was extremely disappointed, and the pain in his abdomen became more and more unbearable. Knowing that his time was short, he sighed to himself: "People, you can't be too vicious! Sometimes I can't live and I do it myself! ”
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