Liang Dongfang. When I arrived, the barber room was already full, and the latecomers had to sit on the stools in the doorway, which was a little cold after the snow. When it snowed, it melted immediately, and spring began, and it was not so heavy that it was cold, and it went towards the light cold of spring.
After sitting down, the face is a piece of red cloth hung up with a wooden stick, the four big characters on the red cloth "haircut five yuan" and the red cloth together, after the wind, sun, rain and snow, completely faded, like the bottom plate of the **, but it is still very cold in the beginning of spring when everything is gray and the overall environment is quite matched.
The barbers sat next to each other in the room, each chair was different, some were sponge soft seats with artificial leather, some were hard seats with exposed stubble; Some have backrests, some don't. They should all be picked up on the street, or bought cheaply at the second-hand market not far away. In such a small barbershop, it is appropriate and especially not contrary to harmony.
Everyone sits and knows each other's order of first come, first come, first come, and who is last, and it is clear who is first. When the barber finishes one and starts blowing the wind on his head to blow away the dandruff, the next one immediately lifts his butt from his chair and stands on the spot where he often hasn't left the barber seat right away.
The seat for the barber is a stool without a backrest, the special feature is that the stool is very high, and layers of cloth cushions are placed on the stool, and the cloth pads are tightly tied with plastic ropes and the stool, so that everyone who sits on the haircut will present their head to the barber in a relatively high and not particularly high position.
The barber had a habit of taking a nap, and the person who had just come in and was last in the line shouted, "Why don't you open the door at noon?" Still taking a nap? Don't make money? If you don't have money to earn and take a nap, you can really hold your breath. What the? I did it until the 8th, I didn't do it on the 9th, and the New Year wasn't the 10th? How much money do you earn by working for an extra day! How difficult it is to make money now, queue up for you to make money, you can't find such a good business anywhere, no one does anything, no one consumes. Only this haircut is booming, and I have to get a haircut during the New Year, and my hair is said to be ...... longYes, I'm from this village, I haven't just moved back, and I've been renting a house outside for several years. It's really good, you can still move back, how many houses have been delayed again and again, and you can't pay the house! The relocation is the relocation, the quality of the house is really poor, there are countless problems that can be seen directly, the wall skin is uneven, the floor is uneven, the windows are crooked, the faucet is leaking, and the drain is at the highest point. Across the road, opposite the relocation house is the commercial house built by the same company, the quality is so good, everywhere is flat ......”
I'm telling you, when there are not many problems, people report problems, and there are really so many problems, but no one speaks. You say, don't you? Lao Tzu just has a problem, that is, to reduce costs, that is, to cut corners, what should you do. You can sue it, you can sue someone, what can you do if someone comes? ”
The answer was a person with a Tangshan accent wearing blue overalls, looking at the age, you can know that he has already retired, and he is still wearing a workwear after so many years of retirement, which is basically a habit, and it is also for waste utilization, so there is no need to buy other clothes. The more he talked, the more passionate he became, and soon the topic left the house issue and turned into an attack on those who had not solved anything after coming: "Just know to eat and drink xx, and nothing else!" ”
This word, which I am now replacing with xx, immediately aroused the interest of another old man whose neck was already drooping, and he laughed and patted the thigh of the blue overalls and said: "Don't say it, xx is a good thing, xx is a good thing, you don't have that xx chance, you won't have less xx than others if you have a chance." ”
He repeated the words back and forth, and the meaning was all focused on the two words themselves.
And the blue overalls are still talking about things: "Well, dude, you said, I can't do anything else, just this one, if I have a chance, it's better than any of them!" ”
And so, the people laughed together.
The barber was busy, his eyes fixed on the gray-haired heads, and he also laughed. He should have been happy to see the bustle in his cramped barberroom, which seemed to be prosperous and popular.
But in terms of his personal nature, he doesn't like this kind of useless nonsense, he is a quiet person, and there is always a small radio next to a barber tool, which is usually ** storytelling. The old stories of the heroes and heroes of ancient times told in Shan Tianfang's hoarse voice are very reincarnated in the world, everyone in the present world, and everyone in the world, all of which are just the atmosphere effect of eating with a mouthful of food.
He laughed a little and just said that he didn't disagree with everyone, at least to reassure everyone, he was not disgusted, and he didn't mean to resist. With his precise and swift operation of the faders, scissors, and razors, the stubborn-looking gray, gray hair fell unresistantly and scattered to the ground. The hair dryer blows the scalp and neck in the end, even if it completes another head and completes the work of five yuan. He is fast, but good is the highest standard, and the energy to keep improving is something that everyone can see.
At this time, the old man who patted the thigh of the blue overalls just now, the old man who had already drooped the flesh on his neck, obviously did not think much of the bragging nature of the words of the blue overalls, so he patted the thigh of the blue overalls again and said: "It's the mule or the mana who has to be pulled out for a walk. ”
That's easy, you can give me a seat on it. I'll promise to give you a live broadcast when the time comes! ”
Another burst of laughter.
In contrast to the cheerful atmosphere in the five-yuan barber room, outside the oil-stained plastic curtains, a cart selling sweet potatoes was pulled on the side of the road, which looked even more deserted. There was a sign thrown on the pile of sweet potatoes: ten yuan and ten catties. That means that if you want to buy ten yuan, you will give ten catties, and you will make small profits but sell quickly. But because the business has not been very good, the sweet potatoes will not be able to let go after the beginning of spring, so if you want less, you will not increase the price, four yuan and four catties, one dollar and one catty.
While the smiles of a few people waiting for a haircut were still on their wrinkled faces, the topic was a little untenable, and everyone was silent for a while. I don't know what to say, maybe I'm not interested in saying anything more. Only the barber remains the same and continues to cut hair without stopping.
The returnee suddenly said, "You're going to have to find a new place this year, right?" This piece has to be demolished. ”
People say that without being notified. The barber replied unhurriedly as he cut his hair.
If you want to move, you have to tell us, I can't find you, I have been following you for more than 20 years, and no one else can take care of it, so I have to find you. ”
This really won the barber's heart, and he smiled genuinely for the first time. Laughing and laughing, he still didn't say anything more. This is completely in line with his quiet temperament cultivated by Shan Tianfang from the depths of history.