It is said that the poet Yu Daxia has lived in seclusion in the wilderness of Jingchu for 30 years, one day, suddenly on a whim, pinching his fingers, the lover in the dream appeared on the other side of the mountain, Yu Daxia recited a poem: I am the countless nights pressed into a dawn to sleep with you, I am countless I run into a ...... I go to sleep with you
After chanting, Yu Daxia packed his bags, took braised beef as dry food, and stuffed a few bottles of Nongfu Spring.
I saw her, over the mountains and mountains for thousands of miles, the long wind and cold dew could not be stopped, over the snowy mountains, over the grassland, the bright moon hung high as a red candle, across most of the Shenzhou, just to sleep in the heart.
Unexpectedly, the world is unpredictable, thousands of calculations, and there are already people in dreams who have not been counted in their hearts. He rode on the eagle and with a sword, and went in search of his aunt.
Shiyun: Guo'er has gone by the Condor.
This place is empty of the Valley of Lovers.
It's gone.
The white clouds and dogs are empty.
Yu Daxia pounced in the air, and could only return in a huff, like a dilapidated flower, blowing in the autumn wind, looking forward to the rebirth after the withering.
However, Yu Daxia's cultivation is bitter and infatuated, and after this catastrophe, her heart is agitated, and her cultivation suddenly improves to a great realm.
So Yu Daxia began to ignite the admirers who came after him, and prepared to start a sect, calling himself the Bitter Love Sect, and people gave him the nickname "The Emperor of Bitter Love".
The signboard was immediately stopped, and all kinds of crazy men and women came to vote, and Yu Daxia established his status in the poetry world, became famous, and the red flag was displayed, and he was famous for a while, and he was in the limelight.
The know-it-all old man commented:
If the sky does not give birth to more chivalrous.
The poetry world is like a long night for ten thousand years.
Yu Daxia's success is an unintentional windfall, but he has long been envious of others.
There is no shortage of women in the poetry world, and there is no shortage of men who are eager to become famous, but they never thought that such a heart-rending straightforward confession could also start a sect.
From sleeping, to snoring, to umbrellas on rainy days, to harvesting grain in autumn, for a while, trousers, tiger head shoes, and colorful thousands of knots have become the objects of poetry praise.
Since then, the rivers and lakes of the poetry have opened a new chapter, flowers are everywhere, strange and blooming, colorful and spectacular.
However, it is said that there is a family in the northwest corner of the poetry forest, and the owner's surname is Jia, which is quite literary, but the wealth of the owner of Jia Zhuang comes from **-everyone, although the literary world includes the poetry world, but the poetry world is a high-level altar in the literary world and the pearl in the crown of literature. Most of the people who write poems are iron-clad and proud. And the wealth of the owner of Jia Zhuang comes from **, and it is vernacular**, which in the eyes of the poet, it is naturally vulgar and not into the stream, so the owner of Jia Zhuang is also quite troubled, but it is a pity that once he enters the **deep sea, the poetry world is a passerby from then on.
However, the owner of Jia Zhuang has a little daughter, who was born with natural beauty, and who has the ambition of an empress since she was a child. It's just that he has no choice but to be vulgar and shallow, although he has the help of his father, he has not been able to become famous after all, so he has to live in the school, be a little master of carving insects, and wait for the time to move.
On this day, she learned that Yu Daxia became famous as soon as she slept and was greatly inspired, so she studied Yu Daxia's cheats day and night, and the more she read, the more excited she became, and the more she read, the more transparent she became-it turned out that it could be like this.
Princess Jia then looked up to the sky and roared, saying: I have to do it!
On that day, it was cold and snowy, Princess Jia took off her dirty clothes, and poured a bubble of ridiculous urine on the ground, and then she stared at the lover affectionately, although the little lover did not know why, but it was not easy to refuse, so she also untied her trouser belt and drew a line on the snow.
Princess Jia then wrote: You peed a line, I peed a pit ......
As soon as this poem came out, it caused a sensation in the rivers and lakes again, and it turned out that this was also a poem! It turns out that this can also become famous!
As a result, people from all walks of life have changed their appearances, joined the poetry rivers and lakes, each played their own banner, and became their own faction.
There is an old demon, who has practiced for thousands of years, but has not been able to preach, inspired by this, he has an idea, occupies the poetry camel ridge, recruits troops and horses, and the literati within a radius of 800 miles are all enveloped.
The old demon called himself the overlord of the poetry world, commanded his millions of troops, wore white clothes, made long swords, wrote poems day and night, called him horns and legs of mutton, chicken feathers and five flowers, as long as it looked like words, he sacrificed the enter key, divided into paragraph after paragraph, and then passed the book through the carrier pigeon, telling the world.
For a time, the demons are raging, the poetry is soaring, although there is no eternal text, but you can also occasionally get a few fine sentences, over the years, the name of the poet, almost want to sweep the poetry world, the poet is also cultivated for the sake of refinement, threatening to preach in the future.
However, people all over the world read their poems, all cover their noses and go, there are people with heavy curiosity, a little insistence, they will languish, spit blood, and there are more famous and decent old people, who can't bear the smell of poetry, and die.
The rivers and lakes were suddenly shaken, and people with lofty ideals rose up to fight back, offering their own famous works, said hazy, said modern, said youth, said campus, said life, said romantic, wanted to be the original clear stream, purify the poetry world.
But the poetry hegemony has become a great trend, only to see him reciting mantras, offering "orthodoxy", "publication number", "manuscript fee", "paper publications" and other magic weapons, the heroes of the world are like chickens and dogs, one after another to look at the wind and fall, it is really vulnerable.
Since then, the poetry camel ridge has become more and more arrogant, and all kinds of poems have poured out like flowing water, and there is a great tendency to reclaim the river and dominate the poetry world.
The poet is also happy, feasting guests all day long, and the poems and demons are endowed with poems, eclectic, and a prosperous scene.
Those who had good deeds were indignant, rushed to Jingchu, broke into Yu Daxia's courtyard and shouted: "Woe to you, woe to you" ......
Yu Daxia asked lightly: This poet, why is he so panicked?
The good deeds trembled and selected a few works of Shiba for submission.
Yu Daxia didn't look at it, but when he looked at Shiba's work, he was suddenly angry that the three corpses jumped violently, and there was smoke in the seven orifices, and shouted: That's it! I have been retired for many years, I just want to entertain myself, write my heart by hand, and have no intention of competing for power. But unexpectedly, there are many demons, and the poetry world is ruined, which really annoys me! And wait for me to order the heroes of the world to go to the poetry camel ridge to kill and save the poet from fire and water.
After that, Yu Daxia kicked away the little lover in his arms and shouted: "Bring the pen!" ”
The good deeds hurriedly presented the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, plugged in the electricity, selected the input method, and then retreated to the side.
I saw Yu Daxia shake his head, bend over, hold down the anger in his heart, force through the tip of the pen, three or five turns, is the pen and ink fragrant, words are full of rivers, in the blink of an eye, thousands of rivers and lakes assembly order has been completed.
Yu Daxia took a deep breath and pressed the ** button, and suddenly the lightning flashed, the bell rang non-stop, and the heroes of the world who were not convinced by Shiba replied "received" and "received"!
Yu Daxia then put on his armor, turned over his horse, and embarked on the road of conquering Shiba.
Let's say that Yu Daxia has come all the way, and the servants are like clouds, and the heroes who received the news earlier came from all directions, gathered under Yu Daxia, waving Apple, Huawei, various pads, and even more reckless men, carrying notebooks to kill them, for a while, the smoke and dust were full of smoke and dust, and the murderous atmosphere was soaring.
Everywhere Yu Daxia went, heroes from all walks of life bowed their heads and led horses to stirrups, and there were more than 1,000 people with power banks. The crusade army marched all the way, gathering people and horses all the way, and the closer they got to the poetry camel ridge, the larger the team, which can really be described as raising their sleeves and sweating into rain.
After the army was assembled, the banner was swaggering, covering the sky and the sun, awe-inspiring and righteous, soaring into the sky, and frightened the pathfinder demon of the poetry camel ridge to flee back, and quickly reported to Shiba.
At this time, the poet was looking for joy in the tent, and the poems and demons were full of lotus flowers, blowing the poems into the clouds, and they didn't know where it was.
Hearing the little demon's report, Shiba couldn't help but be furious: Inhuman! Inhuman! Actually crossed most of the Shenzhou to crusade against me, is it tolerable or unbearable?
Then he tore off the sleeve of the demon girl, angrily stepped on the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast, and shouted: "Children, follow me to destroy the group of women in white."
Ten miles away from Shi Huoling, Yu Daxia had already arranged for the heroes to set up camp, bury pots and cook, and ordered the horse to go to find out the news to prevent Shi Huoling from stealing the camp.
Yu Daxia stood in front of the camp and looked at it from a distance, only to see that the poem camel ridge was gloomy and bleak, the clouds covered the fog, and the ghosts were chirping, which was really upsetting, so he ordered the children: beat the drum and blow the suona.
Suddenly, the mighty and majestic drum sound is like thunder, earth-shattering, one after another suona sound breaks the gold cracked silk, straight into the sky, seeing that the poem camel mountain clouds dissipate, revealing the true face, it can really be described as a skeleton like a mountain, corpses and bones like a forest, human skin and flesh into the dust, it is really a hell on earth, I can't bear to witness.
The sons and daughters were terrified, trembling in two ways, and almost wanted to go first. Yu Daxia waved his hand, the suona sound sounded again, and saw that the bones dissolved, the ghosts dispersed, the spring breeze suddenly rose, and the greenery sprouted, so full of life.
Seeing this, Shiba was furious: A bold thief, he dared to break my feng shui treasure and take my move.
I saw Shiba stop his horse, pinch a mantra with both hands, and recite a word: The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light.
As soon as he finished speaking, the suona sound of the crusading army suddenly fell, and the drummers all languished.
The poetry demons suddenly rejoiced: the king is mighty, the king is mighty!
Yu Daxia frowned, and shouted: You also come to pick me up, and then read:
My body is a disguise, and I hold my soul up with both hands, and you can't bite down on it, and you can't prove your ...... mercy
After hearing this, the overlord gasped, this is a ruthless person, and he will first establish himself in an invincible position in a word. Even if you bite it off, you can't prove that you are victorious.
The overlord was so frightened that he wanted to retreat from the enemy, and he made up his mind and said, "Look to the sea, and never look back." The hoarse sea, the sea of lovers, the sea of glass slag stabbing the throat.
After reading it, he secretly prayed and said: Let's go quickly, don't come back, let's play our own games, isn't it good?
Yu Daxia suddenly felt a strong attack, and there was like an invisible barrier in front of him, and it was extremely difficult to take half a step forward, blocking his way forward, and even the white horse under his crotch neighed and turned around.
Yu Daxia frowned, and slowly read: The flowers in your arms are hidden and withered, don't touch them, we are each other, and when we touch them, it will fall.
After reading this poem, the invisible wall suddenly turned into nothing, and the force blocking the way instantly dissipated.
Yu Daxia saw that the future was open, and it seemed that he could rush over at any time and behead the overlord under the horse.
Shiba suddenly felt bad, and thought to himself, what kind of verse is this? It's so powerful! It seems that it will not work if you don't show your housekeeping skills. So he frowned, thought about it, and thought: When I turned around, the wind blew my black hair, and when I looked back, it was full of snow.
Official, this poem is full of the power of time, you have to go back, you can still keep your youth, if you come again, you will immediately become a white-haired old man, and you may grow old at any time.
Yu Daxia was shocked when she heard this, she is a woman after all, and she still attaches great importance to youth and youth. She tried to take a step forward, and immediately noticed that her hair was gray and her face was wrinkled. To be cautious, she took a few steps back, and when her hair was full of green hair, she was silent. He thought to himself, this trick is a little difficult, how to break it?
Suddenly, she saw Nongfu Spring and saw the dark backbone, so she remembered her father, and she decided to fight once.
I just heard her sing slowly: Actually, I know that my father will not have gray hair until he is 90 years old, he has a disabled daughter, a grandson who wants to take the college entrance examination, he has white hair, and he doesn't dare to give birth to it.
After reading it, she suddenly felt a sweetness in her chest, and a stream of blood spurted out. It turned out that this move only stopped the gray hair, but it could not stop the loss of power, and could only be used for defense, but it could not hurt the enemy.
In this way, the two sides formed a stalemate, and no one could help anyone.
Shiba was overjoyed when he saw this, he was angry, and shouted loudly: Yu Daxia, we have no grievances and no hatred, why fight? You should retreat.
Is that all? Although thousands of miles, I have come!
No! Yu Daxia is full of grief and indignation, this trip to the expedition, what he wants is to clean up the source, and what he wants is to rob the authentic poetry, if he retreats, the poetry world is bound to fall into chaos again, and thousands of poets don't know where to go.
No, I'm going to win, and even if I can't, I'm going to let the other side lose.
Shiba looked at Yu Daxia who was helpless coldly, and laughed and said: Our well water does not interfere with the river water, you just retreat, why fight for your life? Fame and fortune are endless.
Yu Daxia thought about it again and again, and finally raised his head and read word by word: I am my disaster, and you are three-quarters of me.
After reading it, she resolutely walked forward, only to see that her hair suddenly turned a quarter white, and then took another step, and her hair turned a quarter whiter. At this time, the poem on the other side is aging three times as fast as hers.
Shiba shouted in panic: Why bother? Why bother? Kill a thousand enemies and injure yourself 800, do you want to die with me?
Yu Daxia didn't answer, and continued to take a step forward.
Shiba watched in horror as his hands were covered with age spots, and his life was passing quickly. He couldn't help but roar: Then let's die together - Moonlight Treasure Box! Jackfruit ......
I saw a gust of wind blowing, the sky and the earth were dark, a blue light flashed, and the two people disappeared.
I don't know how long it took, Shiba finally opened his eyes, but saw Yu Daxia not far away, standing quietly.
The two of them just stared at each other, and neither of them spoke.
Suddenly, there was a flute sound in the pine forest, and then an ancient poem floated in:
Matsushita asked the boy.
The teacher of the words took the medicine.
Only in this mountain.
The clouds are deep and I don't know where.
After hearing this, the two of them didn't realize that their strength was lost, and the power of the ancient poem destroyed them instantly.
It turns out that they have traveled to ancient times, where the power of modern poetry has come to naught.
Then, a scribe turned around, and Yu Daxia and Shiba asked in unison: Who is Your Excellency?
The scribe gave a salute and said, "Pour it down, pour it ......."My name is Jia Dao ......
Before the words fell, Yu Daxia and Shiba suddenly fell to the ground and turned into powder.
A gust of wind blew, as if nothing had happened.
In the depths of the forest, the water is murmuring, and there seems to be a frog chirping.