Whether it is in the Internet** or in film and television dramas, there is always the same routine.
February** Dynamic Incentive Plan Film and television dramas are basically like this: When the villain's victory is in sight, he will always die from too much nonsense; The villain suddenly woke up to be a good person, and basically hung up; When you do something wrong, you can't kneel down, and it will rain; Those who show their wives and children to their comrades before going to the battlefield will definitely not come back; Those who want to tell secrets when they are dying will never finish telling their breath; If the male or female protagonist loses his memory in a car accident, he remembers everyone, but he just can't remember each other......
In fact, romance storytelling is the same, and there are many similar routines.
1. Whoever swears will take the oath
In the romance commentary, anyone who swears will die in the end.
In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, when Dong Zhuo was defeated, Sun Jian entered Luoyang to get the jade seal of the country and hid it privately. After hearing this, Yuan Shao, the leader of the alliance, held Sun Jian accountable, but Sun Jian resolutely refused to admit it, and swore to heaven that if he hid the jade seal privately, he would not die well and die under the sword and arrow. In the end, when Sun Jian crossed the river to attack Liu Biao, he was ambushed and killed by random arrows.
In "Speaking of Tang", Qin Shubao and Luo Cheng swore that they would never hide their selfishness when they passed the gun. Luo Cheng took the lead in swearing that if he secretly hid all the way, he would die a good death, and ten thousand arrows would die, but he was worried that all the teachings would only show his cousin and not himself, so he secretly hid the horse pistol, and finally ended up with a random arrow piercing his body in Zhou Xipo. Qin Shubao also swore that if he concealed it all the way, he would die, he took the lead in passing the word, but he was worried that Luo Cheng was brave, so he concealed the killer feature, and finally died with a golden lion.
Luo Cheng doesn't swear, and Luo Tong doesn't swear either. In order to deal with the princess of the slaughterhouse, Luo Tong made an oath that if he failed her, he would die under the tip of the spear of a seventy or eighty-year-old man. This is a blunt spell of duplicity, because Princess Tulu killed Luo Ren, Luo Tong naturally would not marry her, and forced her to death on the wedding night. Later, when he came to the west, Luo Tong met the ninety-eight-year-old Wang Buchao under the Jiepai Pass, and was torn out of his stomach with a snake spear.
There are many such oaths, such as Yin Jiao, Yin Hong, Shen Gongbao, Sun Bin, Pang Juan, Wang Shichong, etc., no matter how strange the oath is, it will be fulfilled.
2. A little man with a stunt
In all kinds of romance commentaries, there will basically be a little man with unique skills.
The earliest character of this little man should be Tuxingsun in "Romance of the Gods". Tuxing Sun is the ** who is afraid of leaving his grandson, he is short and good at earth walking, he can travel thousands of miles a day, and he can disappear as long as he touches the ground. With this unique thaumaturgy, Tuxingsun also made many military exploits on the road of King Wu's war.
Since Tuxingsun, most of the various romance commentaries will have a dwarf. In "Xue Ding Mountain's Expedition to the West", there is Dou Yihu, who is proficient in the art of earth travel, and Qin Han, who can fly into the sky, these two are basically copied Tuxing Sun, who is lustful and marries a beautiful woman.
In other commentaries, the characteristic of lust is removed, but there are stunts. In "Romance of the Eastern Han Dynasty", the flying king Zhi Junzhang has the ability to fly on land, and the invincible giant in the world has nothing to do with him; "Song Taizu's Three Visits to the Southern Tang Dynasty" has Feng Mao, an apprentice of Huangshi Gong, riding a crow, with treasures such as true spells, spirit runes, and magic hammers; There is a Zeng Jie in "Yang Wenguang's Expedition to the South", who has the ability to come and go; Xu Fang in "Ming Yinglie" also has the ability to fly on land, and once killed the tiger seal of Dayuan Tanhualang.
In short, there are a lot of dwarfs in the romance commentary, and there are also some classic stories.
3. Fortune is a great life, a great creation, and a great blessing
In the romance commentary, there are fierce generals on the battlefield, commanders and military advisors with outstanding resourcefulness, and there will also be a blessed general with a great destiny and great creation.
The skills of the lucky generals are generally third-rate, but they are good at moving rescuers and saying matchmakers. In the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, there is the demon king Cheng biting gold, and the three-plate axe is a must in the world; In Yue Fei's biography, there is Niu Gao, the second master of Niu, who once drunkenly killed the enemy general, and several times he entered the gold camp to save the day; There are also Hu Dahai in the Ming Heroes, Fang Shu'an in the white-eyed heroes, Jia Ming in the Three Heroes Sword, etc., all shrouded in a halo of good luck.
Interestingly, the commentary will also set them all to only three and a half moves. For example, Meng Liang in the Yang family can only make three and a half moves, and Niu Gao in Yue Fei's biography can only make three and a half moves.
It is these lucky generals who have performed a wonderful story, and they are even as wonderful as the protagonists.
4. The emperors and generals are all gods and stars
In the ancient romance commentary, there are some mythological colors, and the emperor and general are the gods and stars.
In the Tang series, there are a large number of characters who are starry and celestial. Among these people, Li Shimin is Ziwei Star descending to rule the world, Li Yuanba is the Golden-winged Dapeng Bird, Yuwen Chengdu is Thunder Puhua Tianzun, Pei Yuanqing is Nezha, Qin Shubao is Zuo Tianpeng, Wei Chigong is the Black Evil God, Xue Kui is the Iron Stone Star Jun, Xue Jiao is the Mourning Star, Luo Cheng, Xue Rengui, Guo Ziyi are the Three Linfan of the White Tiger Star, Shan Xiongxin, Gai Suwen, Su Baotong, Guo Ziyi is the fourth descending of the Green Dragon Star, etc., it is like a great battle of immortals in the world.
In the Yue series, there are also gods and monsters born. The golden vulture is the red-whiskered fire dragon at the order of the Jade Emperor, Yue Fei is the golden-winged Dapeng bird to protect the Song Dynasty by the Buddha's order, Niu Gao is the black tiger under Zhao Gongming's seat, Yue Yun and Zhang Xian are the thunder gods, and Yang Qi is the water beast in the sky, Qin Hui is the iron-backed dragon, Wang is the female earth bat, Wan Qiwei is the fish essence, etc., the period is the cause and effect of one link after another.
There are also Ming heroes, and there are also immortals and stars. Zhu Yuanzhang and Ma were originally the golden boy and jade girl who were in charge of the sun and moon fan before the Jade Emperor, and they were in order to rectify the troubled times at the will of the Jade Emperor, and Chang Yuchun, Deng Yu, Tang He, Hu Dahai, Feng Guoyong and others were the twenty-eight stars in Linfan, and they assisted Zhu Yuanzhang.
This is a feature of the ancient romance commentary, the later single version of Wagang, Ming Yinglie's commentary, Liu version of Yue Feichuan, etc., have deleted the color of gods and monsters.
5. The enemy's female general will be ten of the ** will come to the battle to recruit relatives
There are three kinds of people who are the most taboo against the enemy in the romance commentary, that is, monks, Taoists, and women, who either have thaumaturgy or demon magic.
Among the various passes, there will also be a female general. This female general may be the sister or daughter of the main general, and after the father and brother are injured, they will go out to take revenge, and they will also use throwing knives, darts, lassos and other means to capture or defeat many enemy generals.
Then, it was the handsome young generals like Xue Dingshan and Yang Zongbao who appeared. The female general was very envious when she saw it, and thought to herself, this young general is young and beautiful, and if the slave family is worthy of this person for life, it will not be in vain. In the end, after a little twists and turns, the female general married a handsome guy and returned to Shun.
There are countless examples of this. For example, when Luo Tong swept the north, Princess Tulu fell in love with him; When Xue Dingshan went west, Fan Lihua fell in love with him; In the Romance of the Yue and Tang Dynasties, the forty-eight generals under Guo Ziyi basically married wives in successive wars, and Guo Ziyi, Lin Chong, Bao Guanbao and others married more than one; When Yue Lei swept the north, Xiyun Xiaomei fell in love with Wu Lian, but Wu Lian didn't take a fancy to her, but she also married the lord of Ruixian.
Of course, there are also Wei Chigong. Meng Haigong's black and white lady went out into battle and was directly captured by him and accepted as his wife.
6. Most of the protagonists will explore the crypt to get treasure
In martial arts** and film and television dramas, the protagonist will inevitably not die if he falls off the cliff, and there will be adventures.
In the romance commentary, there is also a similar story of exploring the crypt and getting treasure. At the end of the Sui Dynasty and the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, Cheng Biting Jin explored the crypt to get the crown dragon robe, and served as the demon king of the mixed world for three years; When Xue Rengui went to the east, he explored the crypt, ate pasta and got the power of one dragon, two tigers and nine oxen, and also got the white tiger whip and other weapons and treasures from the Nine Heavens Xuannu; Guo Ziyi also explored the crypt, ate pasta and got the power of the four elephants, and worshiped Nuwa to get treasures such as armor, whips and arrows; Yang Wenguang explored the crypt in the palace and got a Yin Yang Treasure Gun; Yue Fei explored the Liquan Cave and subdued the giant python to get the Liquan spear; Yue Lei also explored the crypt and obtained the Eight Treasures Dragon Spear and so on.
This is a bonus that belongs to the protagonist, and it is like a tiger with wings after getting a divine weapon.
7. There will basically be a situation in the fight
Fighting competitions are a common situation in romance reviews, and they usually go wrong.
The first is the competition of the imperial court to compete for the champion of martial arts. At the time of the new dynasty, Wang Mang set up a martial arts champion, and the martial plague god Ma Wu made a big fuss in the martial arts field; At the end of the Sui Dynasty, Luo Cheng seized the martial champion in Yangzhou, and returned to the horse gun to pick the backer Yang Lin to make trouble in Yangzhou; In the late Tang Dynasty, Tang Xizong recruited Wu Zhuangyuan in Chang'an, but Huang Chao won Wu Zhuangyuan but was demoted because of his ugly appearance, and he was angry and opposed Tang; It is said that when Yue Fei in Yuezhong seized the martial champion, the king of Xiaoliang was almost executed; In the Ming Dynasty, Chang Yuchun seized the martial champion, made a big fuss in the martial arts field, etc., all ended in imperfection.
Then there is the court or the people's fighting, seizing the vanguard and the like. Xue Gang opposed Tang Zhong, Xue Gang Fangzhou fought and split Zhang Tianba; In the Romance of the Moon and Tang Dynasty, Guo Ziyi beat Shao Jingliang; Among the generals of the Yang family, Yang Qilang beat Pan Leopard; In the middle of the Hu family, Hu Yanqing beat Ouyang Ziying; In the Shuibo Liang Mountain, Yan Qing beat Optimus Prime Ren Yuan; Speaking of Yue Zhong, Yue Lin beat Zhang Guoxiang and so on. Let's see, the little champions of this kind of ring basically end up dying, or are they split in half.
In short, there are bound to be some situations when there is a fight.
8. The enemy will always set up a formation
Breaking the formation is a major feature of the romance commentary.
In the world of the gods, the sectarians have set up large formations many times. The Ten Heavenly Monarchs of Jinao Island once set up ten unique formations, asking for the lives of Deng Hua, Xiao Zhen, Han Poison Dragon, Xue Evil Tiger, Fang Bi, Fang Xiang, Qiao Kun and others; Sanxiao put down the Nine Curves of the Yellow River Formation and captured the twelve immortals of Kunlun; Lu Yue set up a plague array and trapped Jiang Ziya in the formation for a hundred days; The Tongtian Sect Master even laid down the Zhuxian Array and the Ten Thousand Immortal Array, and Lao Tzu, Yuan Shi Tianzun, the Daoist Guide, and the Quasi-Daoist joined forces to break it.
After the self-proclaimed Romance of the Gods, there were many battles in later generations that were similar to the dispute between the two religions. In "Spring and Autumn of the Blade", Wang Jian is the thunder Puhua Tianzun to serve the edict of the Jade Emperor, and the lower realm of the Thousand Buddhas helped Qin Shi Huang to unify the six countries, but was blocked by Sun Bin who explained the teachings, and the two sides once again placed the Golden Sand Zhuxian Array, the Five Thunder Array, the Gathering Immortal Golden Light Array, the Senluo Vientiane Array, etc.; The same is true of Xue Dingshan's expedition to the west, the golden wall wind of intercepting the sect put down the immortal assembly array, and it was broken by Sun Bin and others; The Yang family general also had a similar scene, Jin Bifeng's apprentice Yan Rong set up the Tianmen Array, and was forced by the Twelve Golden Immortals.
This is a mythical formation, and there are some normal formations. In the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, Yang Lin, the king of the backer, placed a long snake array, and Yang Yichen placed a bronze flag array; Among the Hu generals, the golden head king of the northern kingdom put a chain of nine palace gossip arrays; In Yue Fei's cross, Yang Qi of Dongting Lake placed a five-square formation, and Jin Wushu placed a golden dragon tail formation in Zhuxian Town; Among the white-eyed heroes, there are also gossip four elephants, golden lantern arrays, etc.
All in all, in the romance commentary, it is basically indispensable to set up a formation, and both sides will invite a large number of people.
9. Most of the barbarian generals use Qimen weapons
There are many barbarian generals with great strength in the romance commentary, who rarely use conventional weapons such as knives and guns, and use some special weapons.
In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", there are some barbarian generals. The leader of the Wuxi Barbarians, Shamoke, was an iron thistle bone with two bows, and killed Gan Ning with an arrow in the Battle of Yiling; The barbarian king Meng won a long sword hanging from his waist and used a knife card, and Mrs. Zhurong used a long standard of Zhangba.
In other romances in later generations, there were even barbarian generals who used strange weapons. When Yang Lin swept the north, the Turkic general Bo Luhun used a one-legged bronze man, and the Turkic coach Shatu shot with an iron door bolt; Luo Tong swept the north middle, Tie Lei Yinya used a jack kicking card, and Tie Lei Babao used a jack of one-legged bronze man; It is said that the mountain lion camel in Yuezhong uses a phoenix-winged gold hammer, the barbarian king Li Shufu also uses a phoenix-winged gold hammer, the golden vulture uses a golden finch axe, and the golden marble, the black barbarian dragon, and the sticky force and others use double hammers.
As for other commentaries, most of the barbarian generals also use weapons such as hammers, boring axes, and lances, and most of their names are very arbitrary.
10. It is not uncommon for enemy generals to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors
In the battle of conquering the east and conquering the west and sweeping the north from the south, it is not uncommon for the enemy to have the sons of the main generals or important generals to recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors.
In Luo Tong Sweeping the North", Bai Liangguan coach Liu Guozhen has a son who is Liu Baolin. This Liu Baolin is the son of Wei Chigong, when he was unborn, his mother was robbed to the north by Liu Guozhen, and then met Wei Chigong and recognized his ancestors and returned to his ancestors, and participated in the battle of the north.
There are many people like Yu Chi Baolin who recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors. During Xue Gang's anti-Tang Dynasty, Qin Wen was accepted by Wu Sansi as his son and renamed Qin Guang, and later recognized his ancestors and returned to his ancestors in front of Jiuyan Mountain; In the Yang family general series, when attacking the Tianmen Array, there was a Su Heqing who recognized his ancestors and returned to his ancestors, but reversed the Qinglong Array; In the Huyang army, Gao Ying, the golden tiger of the Gao general, recognized his ancestors and returned to his ancestors before the battle, and became one of the little five tigers in the south; When Yang Huaiyu conquered the west, Huyan Yunling, who was a general of the Hu family, recognized his ancestors and returned to his ancestors; said that in Yue Quan's biography, Lu Wenlong was originally Lu Deng's son, and was accepted as a son by Jin Wushu when he was a child, and returned to the Song Dynasty when Zhu Xianzhen was in town, etc.
These are ten similar routines in the romance commentary, and many of them are basically identical. For example, Xue Dingshan's expedition to the west is basically a copy of the Romance of the Gods, but the name has been changed; Guo Ziyi in the Romance of the Yue Tang Dynasty explored the crypt, and Xue Rengui explored the crypt in the same way, both let go of Qinglong.
What other routines do you know about the romance commentary?